Cosmos - (Rioters): Extra-terrestrial entities are said to be amused by reports among their tin foil hat bretheren that Stephen Hawking probably exists "but is a whole lot dumber than anybody could ever imagine."...
(Washington DC) A shocked Condoleeza Corn emerged from a secret Bush cabinet meeting late today on the verge of tears. The visibly upset Secretary of State was just briefed on grim news from Outer Space by NASA. Extraterrestrials have targeted the Ea...
The day before yesterday, the Martians invaded Earth, but it seems incredible to me that people are still going on with their lives as though nothing serious has happened.
Grammy Award winning singer, Alicia Keys, has stated that she believes Gangsta Rap was a government controlled conspiracy; a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. Furthermore, she states, the dispute betw...
Washington - As this story continues to unfold, there is an ever increasing amount of suspicion aimed at the Federal government, military and intelligence agencies. While most are over joyed with the continuous outpour of seemingly endless informati...
Last night aliens abducted Hillary Clinton on her way to a campaign rally in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Early this morning the world learned of the government's knowledge and involvement with extra terrestrials spanning over 6 decades.
Washington - In a move that shocked the current administration, President Bush ordered the immediate release of previously highly classified documents pertaining to the much speculated "alien crash" in Roswell, NM in 1947.
It has been reported that, starlet, Ashley Tisdale had been abducted by aliens. "Ash is not pregnant with my child," heartthrob Zac Efron states. "She was abducted by one of the aliens they were using to film her new movie. The little guy got a li...
In a previous report, we likened terrorist abductions by the CIA to alien abductions. Following that report, thousands of emails were received asking us to explain.
(Philadelphia PA) Scientists are still at a loss to explain the bizarre UFO seen in the nation's skies yesterday. The phenomenon was observed coast to coast. The UFO was described as shiny, and very bright with a yellowish colour. The phenomenon...
It's the stuff that makes up great movies. An alien monster dined at Hugo, a fancy Hollywood hotspot for stars and paparazzi, last night. Its companion for the evening was star stylist Cher Coulter. Clearly it was trying to masquerade as a Hollyw...
Scientist today released a report which has said that they have conclusive proof of life from Mars. And apparently it's right under our noses.
Las Vegas, Nevada (IPP) - When the flying saucer first landed everybody thought it was a Las Vegas gag. Then they realized that this was the real thing - the first landing of extra-terrestrials on Earth.
Space aliens (as opposed to the illegal kind) have singled out the human population of Earth to provide free health care.
The old saying goes, 'The truth is out there', and so too, finally, is Britney Spears.
Planet Htrae, Cancri 55 System (IPP) - The radio telescope in Arecibo, Puerto Rico has intercepted radio signals from Exo-Planet Htrae in the Stellar system 55 Cancri located in the constellation of Cancer.
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