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Funny story: NY Times Thinks it knows what God Wills for Marriage

NY Times Thinks it knows what God Wills for Marriage

How could the NYTimes know God's will for marriage since it is run by a bunch of gay, lesbian , bi-sexual, transgendered, transexual,gender indifferent (BLT)-loving, divorce-advocating,feminist- supporting liberal media elites?...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise's 2007 Resolution From Scientologist To Existentialist

Tom Cruise's 2007 Resolution From Scientologist To Existentialist

(Los Angeles--CA) Who was that little man coming out of a Starbucks on Wilshire Boulevard wearing a beret and shouting lines from Jean Paul Sartre's play "No Exit" mixed with profanity 2AM New Year's Day? According to TheSmokingGun.

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Funny story: Home Depot Pays CEO $210 Million to Nap, Watch TV

Home Depot Pays CEO $210 Million to Nap, Watch TV

Home Depot's board has decided to pay chairman and CEO Robert L. Nardelli $210 million to stay at home and relax. The board determined that Mr. Nardelli could best serve the interests of shareholders by napping on the couch and watching TV. Th...

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Funny story: Bush to force Democrats' Congress to balance budget

Bush to force Democrats' Congress to balance budget

Jan 4 Washington DC - In a dramatic u-turn, Bush has decided he does not want to bankrupt America after all. The years under his presidency saw the fastest rate of increase in the federal budget deficit the known universe had ever seen. What took fou...

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Funny story: I hate this job, says Iraq's PM

I hate this job, says Iraq's PM

Nouri Maliki today told journalists that he can't wait to leave his job as the political head of Iraq. "It's a rubbish job and nobody seems to like me" he protested.

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Funny story: Saddam Hanging Video Official Offered Contract

Saddam Hanging Video Official Offered Contract

Jan 3, Baghdad - Disney has confirmed offering the official that shot Saddam's Hanging Video a contract to shoot the hanging of Saddam's co-defendants this Thursday.

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Funny story: Qatari Freeper vandals blamed for online encyclopaedia sabotage

Qatari Freeper vandals blamed for online encyclopaedia sabotage

Doha, Qatar - (Rioters): They're the cyberspace equivalent of graffiti vandals and they originate in the tiny gas-rich Gulf emirate of Qatar. And now online encyclopaedia Wikipedia has banned them from ever darkening its portals again after a pr...

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Funny story: Knight Breaks NCAA Temper Tantrum Record

Knight Breaks NCAA Temper Tantrum Record

Bob Knight stomped his way into the record books on January 1 by throwing his 880th temper tantrum as a NCAA basketball coach. It took Knight 41 years to reach this illustrious record, and he celebrated by screaming at officials and slapping players...

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Funny story: Selling Refrigerators to Eskimos Becoming Increasingly Easy: President Bush Credits Growing Economy

Selling Refrigerators to Eskimos Becoming Increasingly Easy: President Bush Credits Growing Economy

BURROW, Alaska - As the ice caps begin to melt, the indigenous people near the North Pole are more willing to pay top dollar for an appliance that was previously unnecessary: refrigerators. Though many environmentalists consider the purchases not onl...

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Funny story: Image Gallery Drained of Substance Without Photoshop

Image Gallery Drained of Substance Without Photoshop

In response to King David's article about using one's imagination to fix the image gallery, Armedus Chunksy took out alphabet magnets and began to play a spelling game on his refrigerator. He spelled moo cow, lollipop and other fun words. Aft...

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Funny story: Everything Reported OK In The South After "Johnny Comes Marching Home" Late Last Night

Everything Reported OK In The South After "Johnny Comes Marching Home" Late Last Night

Spoof news reports that shotgun blasts and Black Cat firecrackers were the standard-bearers at midnight this morning in the South as rebels, or, rather, revelers brought in the New Year in genuine, southern fashion.

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Funny story: Satirist "King David" Cleans Aquarium; Has Big Adventure

Satirist "King David" Cleans Aquarium; Has Big Adventure

American naturalist and sometime hobbyist, "King David" was reported to have changed the water in his goldfish tank for the first time today in a thousand years. The satirist apparently complained at not being able to see the fish and feare...

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Funny story: Saddam's Noose for Sale on E-Bay

Saddam's Noose for Sale on E-Bay

In an attempt to raise money and show independence from Coalition moneys, the new Iraqi government has put Saddam Hussein's hangman's noose up for sale on E-bay.

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Funny story: Balloon Maker Gearing Up For Big Parade; Feels God Is Very Much Alive

Balloon Maker Gearing Up For Big Parade; Feels God Is Very Much Alive

It was reported today that southern hot-air balloon maker, Levon Tostig, owner and operator of the incredibly successful Tostig family balloon business, "Madman Across The Water" has his family ready for what looks to be one of the best New...

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Funny story: Hussein: "With My Last Breath... I Curse Al-Sadr."

Hussein: "With My Last Breath... I Curse Al-Sadr."

Former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein was executed by hanging at 6am EST. What surprised most were Saddam Hussein's last defiant words, as he mocked Muqtada al-Sadr, the Shiite religious leader. Many were puzzled by this remark until the reasoning...

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Funny story: A Comprehensive Search Of The Spoof's Image Gallery Yields No Results

A Comprehensive Search Of The Spoof's Image Gallery Yields No Results

What is the use of having an article on Ted Kennedy without showing him drunk, having him fall face first into Boston Harbour. And what would an article of President Bush be without having an image of him fishing for prech on his man-made Crawford La...

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Funny story: Mariah Carey Vs Mary Carey

Mariah Carey Vs Mary Carey

Mary Carey, noted porn star, and former governor of California hopeful filed for a copyright on her fellatio technique.

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