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Funny story: Weapons Of Mass Production

Weapons Of Mass Production

As if British troops in Iraq didn't have enough to worry about, a new crisis emerged yesterday that could seriously undermine their safety, and that of Iraqi citizens.

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Funny story: George Bush's New Iraq Plan Includes McDonald's of Baghdad.

George Bush's New Iraq Plan Includes McDonald's of Baghdad.

(Baghdad--Iraq) A little known part of President Bush's new plan for Iraq has the civil war torn country coming together under the Golden Arches by July of 2007, the scheduled opening date of the first "culturally sensitive" McDonald...

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Funny story: Bush Reveals Operation "Middle Ages" In State of the Union Address; Trades White House For Transylvanian Castle

Bush Reveals Operation "Middle Ages" In State of the Union Address; Trades White House For Transylvanian Castle

President Bush, in last night's state of the union address, surprised the whole nation when he revealed a plan to buy all of Europe's old, 14th century castles, including Dracula's, Transylvanian castle in Romania, built 600 year ago to g...

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Funny story: Labour to remove burden of elderly care with compulsory euthanasia

Labour to remove burden of elderly care with compulsory euthanasia

In a shock statement today, Health Minister, Rosie Winterton disclosed that the government is to slash the financial burden of elderly care by making euthanasia compulsory at the age of 65.

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Funny story: Geordie Man Left Holding The Baby Quite Literally

Geordie Man Left Holding The Baby Quite Literally

A man in Newcastle was literally left holding the baby today when a strange sequence of events unfolded in Newcastle today.

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Funny story: Cashman Ministers to Bereaved Randy

Cashman Ministers to Bereaved Randy

The NYTimes reports :"Out of a genuine condolence call, and genuine concern, Brian (Cashman) asked Randy if he could reach out to a couple of clubs closer to home, and Randy said he could do that, and that led us to where we are today," sai...

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Funny story: Blair vows to completely "Bugger" the NHS by 2008

Blair vows to completely "Bugger" the NHS by 2008

It was announced today that scientists working closely with the NHS have developed a hand held scanner that detects the super bug MRSA. The gadget, which has been in development for two years, is to be officially called the "Bugger".

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Funny story: Rock n Roll Hall of Fame snubs The Stooges

Rock n Roll Hall of Fame snubs The Stooges

NY Times reported that some hopefuls for the Hall fell short: "Nominees who did not make the cut this year include Chic, the Dave Clark Five, the Stooges and Joe Tex."...

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Funny story: Saddam's Ghost Haunts Locker Rooms

Saddam's Ghost Haunts Locker Rooms

The ghost of former Iraqi Dictator Saddam Hussein has been spotted in several California high school girls' locker rooms. The spirit reportedly floats through the room, approaches each girl individually, looks at them, then floats away.

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Funny story: Satirist Uncovers Truth About American Culture; Peers Behind Curtain In Macbeth Remake and Wizard of Oz

Satirist Uncovers Truth About American Culture; Peers Behind Curtain In Macbeth Remake and Wizard of Oz

In a scene similar to Toto leading his steadfast and virtuous owner, Dorothy and her compunctious companions, Tin Man, Lion and Scarecrow to peering behind the curtain and discovering the deceitful megalomaniacal wizard for who he really is; or the p...

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Funny story: Snitch Bish dumped

Snitch Bish dumped

Warsaw - (Rioters): Just one hour before his official inauguration as the Primate of Warsaw, Archbishop Stanislaw Phygelius has been dumped from the top church job after admitting collaborating with the secret police and snitching up his colleagues d...

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Funny story: Raytheon Reverses its Policy on Firing Retards

Raytheon Reverses its Policy on Firing Retards

In its attempt to navigate between the Scylla of Arizon'a new higher minimum wage and the Charybdis of a two month long strike, Raytheon CEO, Odysseus Ofthecraftymind announced his plan to hire as many mentally retarded replacement workers as pos...

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Funny story: China to send protest over FDA approval of drug for obese dogs

China to send protest over FDA approval of drug for obese dogs

In what will fast become a major international incident, China's foreign Minister lashed out at the United States for approving the drug for obese dogs.

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Funny story: Alabama Vaults to Number One in BCS Snafu

Alabama Vaults to Number One in BCS Snafu

In a stunning surprise that calls into question just how the BCS rankings "really" work, the University of Alabama Crimson Tide vaulted to the Number One ranking, following the hiring of Nick Saban as head coach.

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Funny story: "Straight" Banana's On The Run; Do Not Fit Into Dairy Queen's New Gay Culture

"Straight" Banana's On The Run; Do Not Fit Into Dairy Queen's New Gay Culture

Another fugitive banana was found today hiding out in the men's bathroom of a convenience store off the interstate. Apparently, straight bananas being asked to perform front door and active-passive banana splits for customers at the new Dairy Que...

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Funny story: Hiring 'Retards' just got too expensive

Hiring 'Retards' just got too expensive

Giant corporations like Raytheon Corporation whose slogan is "We bring evil things to death" have decided that the new minimum wage increase in Arizona has out-priced them out of the "persons with disabilities" market.

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Funny story: Boycott Berates Ashes Shambles

Boycott Berates Ashes Shambles

England's dramatic poor performances in Australia this winter have prompted calls for a major upheaval in the way the English game is run.

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