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Funny story: Reform in Catholic Church--Convicted Priests Made To Ride Mechanical Bull; Warm-up For Big Ride

Reform in Catholic Church--Convicted Priests Made To Ride Mechanical Bull; Warm-up For Big Ride

In light of clergy sex-abuse scandals that have rocked the Catholic Church over the past five years, priests convicted of sexual crimes will not only have to answer to God and their Parishioners, but also to "El Diablo," the mechanical bull...

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Funny story: Jade Goody Sex Tape Maims Journalists

Jade Goody Sex Tape Maims Journalists

Three Journalists working for The Sun Newspaper have been hospitalised in what is thought to be 'post traumatic mental stress' caused by viewing a tape supplied to the paper by Ex boyfriend of Goody, Jamie Cashins.

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Funny story: Wal-Mart Launches "Not as Evil as You Think" Campaign

Wal-Mart Launches "Not as Evil as You Think" Campaign

Wal-Mart has launched a massive TV campaign built around the tag-line "Wal-Mart: We're Not as Evil as You Think". The retail giant is fighting back against charges it under-insures employees, homogenizes the landscape, and generally is...

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Funny story: Saddam Dies; Gets 34 Virgins

Saddam Dies; Gets 34 Virgins

The entire Muslim community was angered today when it was revealed that Saddam Hussein received only 34 virgins after death. That's less than half the number of virgins promised in the Koran.

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Funny story: Donald Trump, Rosie O'Donnell Arrested in NYC

Donald Trump, Rosie O'Donnell Arrested in NYC

MANHATTAN, NEW YORK--(BREAKING NEWS) Donald Trump, CEO of the Trump Organization (NASDAQ, TRMP.O), and host of the his own reality show, The Apprentice, was arrested by New York Poli...

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Funny story: US Air Force strips Playboy sergeant

US Air Force strips Playboy sergeant

Lackland Air Force Base - (Ass Mess): A winsome US Air Force sergeant who posed naked for Playboy magazine has been stripped by her inferior officers after being told that she "does not meet the high standards we expect of our airmen".

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Disband .. Texas Stadium to become World's Largest Walmart

Dallas Cowboys Disband .. Texas Stadium to become World's Largest Walmart

Texas Stadium in Dallas Texas, now without a paying tenant after the Cowboys called it quits and sold the 122,700,000 square foot complex to the Walmart corporation expects to open it's doors AS WALMART Super Sunday right after Prince's halft...

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Funny story: CES Impresses with new Robotics

CES Impresses with new Robotics

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (QWERTY NEWS)...

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Funny story: Latest Shortage Sparks Panic Buying

Latest Shortage Sparks Panic Buying

Chaotic scenes this afternoon when it was announced that a shortage of something or other available in the supermarket was going to be hyped up out of all proportion.

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Funny story: Satirist Discovers Link Between Bald, Black Men and Discipline

Satirist Discovers Link Between Bald, Black Men and Discipline

Satirist and part-time social scientist, "King David" discovered a link between bald, African American men and discipline today when he tapped into a universal pattern naturally linking the two. It was said that the satirist was on assignme...

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Funny story: Full English Under Fire

Full English Under Fire

The Food Standards Agency is intending to implement new regulations in relation to British favourite the Full English.

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Funny story: Pete Doherty Shock Intends To Make Record

Pete Doherty Shock Intends To Make Record

Shock news today as it has been revealed that never out of the tabloids man, Pete Doherty, is going into a recording studio and actually intends making a record.

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Funny story: Sen. Ted Stevens Found Frozen In Snowzilla

Sen. Ted Stevens Found Frozen In Snowzilla

ANCHORAGE, Alaska- Residents living near Snowzilla were first angered by the gridlock in their quiet town. Little did they know what attention the snowman would bring after it melted. Just when they thought their nightmare was over, it has only just...

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Funny story: Whore on Terra: "We are the backing vocals" says Blair

Whore on Terra: "We are the backing vocals" says Blair

Drowning Street - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has reiterated his Administration's determination to suck up as much military kudos from Iraq as possible before Texan overlords in the Bush family are finally dragged off kicking and scre...

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Funny story: A Pox on the Scots and 300 years of Whinging

A Pox on the Scots and 300 years of Whinging

London - (Ass Mess): 300 years ago this Tuesday a rabble bunch of co-dependent, miserly, haggis-infested, whisky-sodden, sheep-shagging, incest-spreading, paralytic, dour-old whinging wind-bags decided it was worth looting the London Exchequer in ret...

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Funny story: Gum Manufacturer, Gumby Stuck With Lawsuit

Gum Manufacturer, Gumby Stuck With Lawsuit

American businessman and gum manufacturer, Gumby got stuck with a $2 million dollar lawsuit today from an employee who claimed she was "chewed up and spit out" by the system.

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Funny story: Concerns About Global Warming

Concerns About Global Warming

Jan 13th UPS - In a recent nationwide survey, US citizens were asked if they felt concerned about "Global Warming" and the possible weather changes related to this phenomenon.

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