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Funny story: Big Brother Is Watching Big Brother

Big Brother Is Watching Big Brother

A row erupted in the House of Commons last night, proper big style, over the Big Brother affair and carry on and that.

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Funny story: Jade gets a brain at last

Jade gets a brain at last

Jade Goody the ditzy halfwit made famous by stripping naked on Big Brother,has sensationally agreed to be the first person to have a brain implanted after an MRI scan following a recent fall revealed her cranial cavity to be almost completely empty.

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Funny story: Chef Jamie Has A Bushy Tail To Tell

Chef Jamie Has A Bushy Tail To Tell

Jamie Oliver has announced his latest venture. A chain of high street restaurants selling squirrel meat products.

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Funny story: Sir Monty: My Spectacular Fall From The High Life

Sir Monty: My Spectacular Fall From The High Life

It's tough at the top and if you don't believe it just ask Sir Monty Ponty, for one minute you're flying high and the next you're on you arse.

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Funny story: Michelangelo's David Turns Up On Antiques Roadshow

Michelangelo's David Turns Up On Antiques Roadshow

The Art world is in a right state today as a rough early version 'work in progress' sculpture of Michelangelo's David has turned up at a TV antique show in Shepton Mallet.

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Funny story: National Bullying Helpline bids for Celebrity Big Brother sponsorship

National Bullying Helpline bids for Celebrity Big Brother sponsorship

London - (Rotters): The UK's National Bullying Helpline has stepped into the controversy surrounding accusations of foul racist abuse and victimisation on Channel 4's Celebrity Pig Brother reality TV show with offers to sponsor the programme...

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Funny story: Whitehouse call in 'Vagina Whisperer' as Barbara's bush continues to fail.

Whitehouse call in 'Vagina Whisperer' as Barbara's bush continues to fail.

With the stress of the Iraq war and the President's recent decline in popularity, the strain is showing on the First Lady's fanny. A Whitehouse spokesman has confirmed that the presidential vagina has been ill for many days and things have re...

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Funny story: Britain wins gold in Mastabatory Championship

Britain wins gold in Mastabatory Championship

Monkey spankers everywhere were celebrating the success of Bob Fidget in the World Mastabatory Championships. Bob brought the gold back to Britain, after an absence of thirty years, with a dazzling display of world class wanking.

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Funny story: Bush/Blair - High as Nuns on Acid

Bush/Blair - High as Nuns on Acid

George 'dubya' and Tony 'double0' took their relationship one step further today as they dropped acid together, and stared into each other's eyes claiming to be able to see their maker.

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Funny story: More Weather Chaos As Terror Group Strikes Again

More Weather Chaos As Terror Group Strikes Again

The crackpot pressure group the Misty Action Warriors are once more claiming to have brought weather misery to the UK...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Checks Herself Into Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Checks Herself Into Rehab

Actress and media personality Lindsay Lohan checked herself into a rehab program for alcohol abuse Wednesday afternoon. Lohan will be a new patient at the Wonderland Center in the Los Angeles, California area.

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Funny story: Warriors and Pistons Trade Eight Players and More

Warriors and Pistons Trade Eight Players and More

The Indiana Pacers and the Golden State Warriors just completed a huge NBA trade involving eight basketball players. Indiana will lose All Harrington, Stephen Jackson, Sarunas Jaskevicius, and Josh Powell. The Warriors will lose Troy Murphy, Mike D...

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Funny story: Crumbling Idols

Crumbling Idols

With last night's premiere numbers for American Idol (yes there were 37.3 million viewers watching), Muslims, Christians and Jews worldwide agreed to a pact. The pact calls for a setting aside of dogma to defend humanity from the obviously immine...

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Funny story: Top Chef's Dog Chalks Up His Final Walkies

Top Chef's Dog Chalks Up His Final Walkies

Top Chef, Rick Stein, was today in mourning as his sidekick of some 17 years, Chalky the Jack Russell terrier, has gone to the great dog kennel in the sky.

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Funny story: Texas Governor Re Ice Storm: 'EVERYTHING'S Canceled even Sunrise'

Texas Governor Re Ice Storm: 'EVERYTHING'S Canceled even Sunrise'

Texas Governor Rick Perry, buried under 3 sheets of frigid arctic ice officially canceled sunrise this morning in Texas after spending 2 hours trying to scrape enough ice off his Mercedes to get it to start to get him to the state capital in time to...

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Funny story: Five Minutes To Armageddon Run For The Hills!

Five Minutes To Armageddon Run For The Hills!

Top war bods, scientists and nuclear boffins have once more nudged the hands of the Doomsday Clock nearer to midnight, as they feel that we are soon all to perish in a modern-day Armageddon.

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Funny story: Manchester Duo Show The Way Ahead For Home Entertainment Systems

Manchester Duo Show The Way Ahead For Home Entertainment Systems

First it was video that died a death; killed off by DVD. But anybody about to invest in the latest DVD technology...Forget it. Because the new technology that's doing the rounds is 3D Holography.

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