Showing:

Funny satire stories about Uncategorized

Try another search?

Funny story: "The Thunderer" Has The Clap!

"The Thunderer" Has The Clap!

In a surprise announcement by the usually demur Times, we learned today that nearly everyone of the Thunderer's editorial writers have come down with "the clap".

Read full story
Funny story: McCrone's Agents Have State of Union Draft

McCrone's Agents Have State of Union Draft

Agents swearing allegiance to recently announced candidate for PrezMinister, ET McCrone say they found a draft of Bush's big speech on a bench in Paddington Station.

Read full story
Funny story: SMU Goes With The Theodore J. Kacynski Library

SMU Goes With The Theodore J. Kacynski Library

Some may remember the controversy over the proposed George W Bush Presidential Library at Southern Methodist University in Texas. Well,that fight appears over as f...

Read full story
Funny story: Server Farm Laborers Go On Strike; Say Integrity Compromised

Server Farm Laborers Go On Strike; Say Integrity Compromised

Workers at a North Carolina server farm went on strike today protesting a morally compromising work environment. They cited lewd and unconsecrated images and stories being held and disseminated by data banks inside the servers housed on the farm.

Read full story
Funny story: Abundance of Rain Causes Overflow of X-Rated Server-Waste Lagoons on Server Farm

Abundance of Rain Causes Overflow of X-Rated Server-Waste Lagoons on Server Farm

Residents of the mountain town of Lenoir had to hold their noses today when a server-waste lagoon overflowed and began contaminating the area with X-rated pictures from the internet.

Read full story
Funny story: Mr Picaso's pants on fire

Mr Picaso's pants on fire

Vallejo, Ca. (Ass Mess): Arson investigators are probing $75,000-worth of damage to a residential hotel and ground-floor business complex after a guest, Mr Luis Picaso, suddenly found his trousers burst into flames as he played a customary post-pran...

Read full story
Funny story: Analyzing the Presidential Contenders with Larry the Cable Guy

Analyzing the Presidential Contenders with Larry the Cable Guy

With the U.S. presidential election less than two years away, many candidates are coming out of the woodwork and tossing their hats into the ring. The Spoof's London bureau spoke with famous American comedian, Larry the Cable Guy, to ask his opi...

Read full story
Funny story: Paul McCartney's Ex to Receive Millions in Divorce Settlement

Paul McCartney's Ex to Receive Millions in Divorce Settlement

Paul McCartney's Ex, Heather Mills McCartney, will receive a huge settlement in their divorce, according to news leaked from the court. Mills will receive several homes and cars, all of her clothes and jewelry, $63 million dollars, and Ringo Sta...

Read full story
Funny story: Bill Parcells Retires From Coaching Dallas Cowboys

Bill Parcells Retires From Coaching Dallas Cowboys

Head Coach Bill Parcells retired today as coach of the Dallas Cowboys. Parcells was 34-32 with his four seasons leading America's Team and never won a play-off game in this tenure.

Read full story
Funny story: Porno Pete Perks Up Penzance Pervs

Porno Pete Perks Up Penzance Pervs

Penzance pensioner, Peter Pottle, was today the toast of his local community as he opened the area's first licensed sex shop.

Read full story
Funny story: Enterprising Entrepreneur Salvages His Fortunes

Enterprising Entrepreneur Salvages His Fortunes

An enterprising Scally from Liverpool is today 'coining it' as he organises coach trips for chavvy types to Devon, to let them run amok looting gear that's been washed ashore from that boat that's nearly sunk.

Read full story
Funny story: New Syndrome Diagnosed Explains A Lot

New Syndrome Diagnosed Explains A Lot

A man from Peterborough has today been the first to be diagnosed with 'Total Arse Syndrome' (TAS).

Read full story
Funny story: Dr Gillian McKieth's Do-Do Diet

Dr Gillian McKieth's Do-Do Diet

Barking mad, You Are What You Eat, game show host, infamous for sniffing and prodding her hapless contestant's pooh, is herself a convicted pooh eater. Private medical records presented...

Read full story
Funny story: The Sundance Film Festival; Previewing the Winners

The Sundance Film Festival; Previewing the Winners

Robert Redford's Sundance Film Festival kicked off this week in the central Utah town to the usual hoopla and stars. The crop of independent films competing for top prizes is as different from mainstream cinema as usual. There is also no surpri...

Read full story
Funny story: Bush Raises the Bar

Bush Raises the Bar

The vertically challenged alcoholics of America were stunned when George W Bush announced that he would be raising all bars because of difficulties in Iraq.

Read full story
Funny story: Racheal Stevens Has Secret Affair With Jo O Meara

Racheal Stevens Has Secret Affair With Jo O Meara

There has been new evidence showing that Racheal Stevens, former S Club 7 star has been having a secret affair with her ex band member Jo O Meara.

Read full story
Funny story: All UK Residents To Be Fitted With Tracker Chip By 2012

All UK Residents To Be Fitted With Tracker Chip By 2012

As part of the government's relentless plan to snoop on people 24 hours a day, news is emerging about a leaked memo that will see all of us being fitted with microchips if new proposed legislation is passed.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more