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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Advice To George Bush After State Of Union: "Don't quit. You're Hot!"

Paris Hilton's Advice To George Bush After State Of Union: "Don't quit. You're Hot!"

(Los Angeles--CA) The Simple Life star Paris Hilton found time to offer words of encouragement to President Bush after his State of the Union address. "I may not be the brightest bulb in the drawer," said Hilton, "but even I can see th...

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Funny story: Lembit Sets His Sights On Gold For Britain

Lembit Sets His Sights On Gold For Britain

MP and Cheeky boy, Lembit Opik, has been chosen as the British representative for the international 'Which public servant has the stupidest name games'.

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Funny story: Life Coach Would Like To Book You In

Life Coach Would Like To Book You In

Top guru and life coach, Ken McPaula, has released yet another self-help book that preys on sad people who suffer from some kind of problem.

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Funny story: ProPaintStrip Share Dip Over 'Rhino Baby'

ProPaintStrip Share Dip Over 'Rhino Baby'

Shares in leading paint stripper manufacturer ProPaintStrip, dipped alarmingly yesterday when its new range of skin care products proved too volatile for a fragile market. An advertising campaign, featuring Hilary Clinton, was

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Funny story: 'Jesus Guides My Iraq War' Says George Bush in State of the Union Address

'Jesus Guides My Iraq War' Says George Bush in State of the Union Address

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- President George W. Bush claimed that Jesus Christ guides his Iraq oil war in his sixth State of the Union address which he delivered on Wednesday evening. The speech was given in an atmosphere of crisis and demoralization per...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Arrested For Working Scam

Harry Potter Arrested For Working Scam

Schoolboy wizard, Harry Potter, has been arrested by Police for working a variation on the 'old empty camera scam'.

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Funny story: Toilet troubles plague BB backroom staff

Toilet troubles plague BB backroom staff

Further trouble has hit the seemingly jinxed Celebrity Big Brother House last night as a behind the scenes technician has been caught interfering with the celeb's lavatories.

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Funny story: Aladdin's Lamp Type Glass Thing Found At Car Boot In Dagenham

Aladdin's Lamp Type Glass Thing Found At Car Boot In Dagenham

A funny looking bit of kit is today being heralded as the saviour of Doreen and Den Desperatecase.

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Funny story: Mutombo Confesses: "I Did Laura!"

Mutombo Confesses: "I Did Laura!"

President Bush, listening to the advice of his beloved frumpy librarian-wife, featured NBA African Basketball Star Dikembe Mutombo as a hero in his State of the Union Snore.

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Funny story: TV's Noel Markets New Range Of Phones To Mark His Success

TV's Noel Markets New Range Of Phones To Mark His Success

TV's Lazarus man, Noel Edmonds, is riding the wave of his current success which today sees him marketing his own range of retro-telephones.

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Funny story: Elvis Costello Beamed Aboard An Alien Spacecraft

Elvis Costello Beamed Aboard An Alien Spacecraft

Reports tonight that eighties songsmith, Elvis Costello, has been beamed aboard a spaceship whilst walking in the park.

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Funny story: Ninja Kitten Band to promote Walter Mitty Romney's soft side?

Ninja Kitten Band to promote Walter Mitty Romney's soft side?

Washington DC - (Rotters): A virtually unknown British band, 7 Seconds of Love - whose recent song 'Ninja' featuring animation of dancing Ninja kittens was the subject of a successful lawsuit against soft drinks giant Coca Cola over unauthori...

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Funny story: Nasty NASA Bans Plucky Pat From Mars Mission

Nasty NASA Bans Plucky Pat From Mars Mission

It's a sad day today for Pat Spacecadet from Edinburgh, as he is finally facing reality and giving up on his dream of being the first man to set foot on Mars.

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Funny story: Blair Adopts 'Englishman' Murray

Blair Adopts 'Englishman' Murray

It has been revealed that Tony Blair has adopted Scots tennis ace Andy Murray (15), in a move that will be seen as a bare-faced attempt to give the English something to cheer about after the Ashes whitewash. English...

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Funny story: Mourinho demands suspension of Premiership

Mourinho demands suspension of Premiership

In an astonishing press conference this morning, Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho demanded the immediate suspension of the Premiership. He is angry that other clubs are "taking extreme advantage" of the West London club's injury problems -...

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Funny story: BBC Question Time Walkout Over Robot Fart

BBC Question Time Walkout Over Robot Fart

NORWICH - Last night, a panel of distinguished panellists including Janet Street-Wartier, Michael Ignites, Germaine Warfare, and others from Emmerdale, walked out of the Barrymore Theatre in Norwich, during filming of BBC Question Time. Amidst accusa...

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Funny story: Bush admits I'm a Bush!

Bush admits I'm a Bush!

Reggie Bush after his loss to the Bears in the NFC Championship game made a shocking announcement: "I'm a Bush!"...

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