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Funny story: Manchester Man Has Radical Plastic Surgery To Look Like His Hero

Manchester Man Has Radical Plastic Surgery To Look Like His Hero

Brian Hitler, from Dewsbury in Manchester, loves TV adverts so much that he has recently undergone painful surgery just so he can look like his TV ad' hero.

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Funny story: Noel Proves That God Moves in Deal or No Deal Ways

Noel Proves That God Moves in Deal or No Deal Ways

Noel Edmonds, host of pass-the-parcel game show Deal or No Deal, revealed today that a higher force is at work on the show, and he has proof.

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Funny story: Robbie Williams In Home For The Deluded

Robbie Williams In Home For The Deluded

Sad news reaching us today that pop star, Robbie Williams, is in a home for the deluded in Beverly Hills Yorkshire, with little or no prospect of coming out again.

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Funny story: Shilpa Currys No Favour In The Big Brother House

Shilpa Currys No Favour In The Big Brother House

Big Brother contestant, Shilpa Shetty, is today admitting that perhaps Jade might have had some cause for the boorish behaviour and nasty attitude she displayed when she was in the house.

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Funny story: Walmart Sells Dollar for Less Than a Dollar

Walmart Sells Dollar for Less Than a Dollar

Walmart becomes the first corporation in the history of mankind to sell a dollar for less than a dollar. At midnight tonight, the cut-price dollar will be unveiled at all Walmart stores, and...

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Funny story: eBay For Sale on eBay, and It's Too Big to Handle

eBay For Sale on eBay, and It's Too Big to Handle

eBay, the world's largest garage sale website, is in danger of selling the entire universe due to an administrative error. eBay itself has somehow become listed as an auction item, and is

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Funny story: Shipwrecked Lucy Buchanan Accuses India Of Torpedo Atrocity

Shipwrecked Lucy Buchanan Accuses India Of Torpedo Atrocity

Lucy Buchanan, the youngest member of the crew of the stricken tanker, the MSC Napoli, was last night embroiled in the ongoing controversy between Britain and India.

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Funny story: "My Booze Hell" By Top Soap Star

"My Booze Hell" By Top Soap Star

Troubled star, Jim McFoibles, has admitted today that he is back on the drink again and fears for his own future.

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Funny story: Shilpa Shetty Due To Open Balti House In Soho Soon

Shilpa Shetty Due To Open Balti House In Soho Soon

Shilpa Shetty, the high profile victim of racial abuse in channel 4's disgraceful big brother, has announced that she intends to open a Balti House when the show finishes on Sunday evening.

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Funny story: L.A.P.D. and French Police Departments Face Off; Dance In Swan Lake Mating Ritual

L.A.P.D. and French Police Departments Face Off; Dance In Swan Lake Mating Ritual

In what is being touted as L.A.'s version of "Dance of the Sugar-Plumb Ferries" L.A.P.D. and French motorcycle policemen squared off with their Yamahas, curtsied to one another and began a week-long dance that culminated with the Golden...

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Funny story: Geico Gecko Run Over In Pedestrian Accident

Geico Gecko Run Over In Pedestrian Accident

The Geico Auto Insurance spokes-gecko was run over and killed Tuesday in a pedestrian accident. The six inch tall reptile was crossing a busy New York street to get a taxi and was not seen by a UPS delivery truck.

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Funny story: Insiders Reveal Hillary Clinton Uses Bill Voodoo Doll

Insiders Reveal Hillary Clinton Uses Bill Voodoo Doll

Insiders in the offices of New York Senator and Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton leaked to the press information that she is using a voodoo doll of the former President to force him to help her with her campaign.

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Funny story: Thumb of Peyton Manning to Play Part in Super Bowl Odds

Thumb of Peyton Manning to Play Part in Super Bowl Odds

Peyton Manning's thumb on his passing hand, injured in a helmet connection with a teammate on a pass play, will play a critical role in the February 4th Super Bowl game. Manning, the quarterback for the AFC's Indianapolis Colts, may not have...

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Funny story: George Lucas Announces Newest Star Wars Film Actors

George Lucas Announces Newest Star Wars Film Actors

George Lucas, creator and owner of the Star Wars universe, unveiled more detailed plans for the seventh, eighth, and ninth movies in the series. From his private ranch in California, he held a press conference today to discuss the new films and the...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Hire New Head Coach

Dallas Cowboys Hire New Head Coach

The question on everyone's lips at the Jerry Jones surprise press conference was who was to be announced as the new head coach of America's team, the NFL Dallas Cowboys. Speculation has been rampant in Dallas and all of Texas about the ident...

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Funny story: State of Louisiana Vows To "Kick President's Ass"

State of Louisiana Vows To "Kick President's Ass"

The state of Louisiana vowed to "kick President Bush's ass" for failing to mention their ongoing struggle to rebuild in his State of the Union address last night. In a statement made by Walter Leger, a citizen member of the Louisiana Re...

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Funny story: Dylan Quits Server Farm; Says, "I Ain't Gonna Work On Google's Farm No More"

Dylan Quits Server Farm; Says, "I Ain't Gonna Work On Google's Farm No More"

Bob Dylan, spokesperson for a generation and known for his iconoclastic and poetic balladry, said today that he will no longer work for Google. The multi-billion dollar International server company said that they hired Dylan six months ago t...

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