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Funny story: Plumbing the depths with Vladimir Putin

Plumbing the depths with Vladimir Putin

Russia - "Just promise not to count how many teeth," Kremlin aide Dim-Eatery Borsch commented as pics of President Vladimir Putin's dazzling white smile flashed across Russian TV screens, "anything over 40 would be a PR disaster." The latest pres...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Turning Into A Rehab Mess

Lindsay Lohan Turning Into A Rehab Mess

LOS ANGELES - One of Lindsay Lohan's fellow rehab clinic patients has just stated that she really fears for the health of the freckle-faced actress. The patient who spoke on grounds of anonymity told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Vodka Vermicelli that Lin...

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Funny story: Pepe and Hillary's One Year Re-Union at Club Lewinsky

Pepe and Hillary's One Year Re-Union at Club Lewinsky

It is obvious to myself, Pepe Warezabar, your roving reporter for The Guard Dog, that Hillary Clinton is alive to every nuance, every whisper of significance occurring in the known cosmos. So it was not surprising to me when we met for our one year re-union at her husband's favorite night club, The Lewinksy, that she would enquire about my health. The club was very noisy at this point with...

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Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Un Tells Russia's Vladimir Putin He Will Take Edward Snowden Off His Hands

North Korea's Kim Jong Un Tells Russia's Vladimir Putin He Will Take Edward Snowden Off His Hands

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency has just given the Russian leader Vladimir Putin a message. Kim Jong Un has officially stated that he is willing to send a military cargo plane to pick up the infamous NS...

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Funny story: Political Facebook - President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and That Infamous Super Bowl Ring

Political Facebook - President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and That Infamous Super Bowl Ring

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Vice-President Biden: Hello Mr. President, are you there? 8:01 a.m. President Obama: Good morning to you Joey. How are things going so far? 8:04 a.m. Vice-President Biden: Pretty good Barry. Say have you heard anymore concerning that New England Patriots Super Bowl Ring that Vladimir Putin reportedly stole? 8:07 a.m. President Obama: Well Joey, kinda, sorta, I gue...

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Funny story: Barry Challenges Vlad on Snowden at Club Mephistopheles

Barry Challenges Vlad on Snowden at Club Mephistopheles

Presidents Obama and Putin have flown to an undisclosed location (rumored to be Club Mephistopheles in Hong Kong) for a secret meeting on the Edward Snowden problem. Carefully located surveillance (audio and optics) within this nightclub, plus co...

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Funny story: Olympian Gives Birth On Trampoline

Olympian Gives Birth On Trampoline

A Russian gymnast, in training for the upcoming Olympic Games, went into labour on a trampoline yesterday giving birth to a bouncing baby boy. Unaware that she was pregnant, Elena Kulakov had been carrying on with her demanding training regime in...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder To Star In The Movie, Hide & Seek - The Edward Snowden Story

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder To Star In The Movie, Hide & Seek - The Edward Snowden Story

HOLLYWOOD - LaLaLand is already jumping on the huge NSA scandal regarding former NSA contractor Edward Snowden alias The Whistleblower. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo has just learned that noted Italian director Bandini Borrapelli has signe...

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Funny story: President Obama and President Putin Discuss The So-Called Missing Super Bowl Ring

President Obama and President Putin Discuss The So-Called Missing Super Bowl Ring

FERMANAGH, Ireland - The 39th edition of The G8 Summit Meeting was recently held in the beautiful country of Ireland, the land where Irish Spring Soap was born. According to The Irish Eyes News Agency some of the major topics that were discussed b...

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Funny story: President Putin Calls Cameron A Nincompoop Over Mountain Misunderstanding!

President Putin Calls Cameron A Nincompoop Over Mountain Misunderstanding!

The Prime Minister is still refusing to leave his home in Downing Street to face reporters following the urgent telephone call he made to President Putin last night when demanding that Russia return Mount Snowdon to Britain immediately. The front...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin: What The Heck Would I Want With A Super Bowl Ring?

Vladimir Putin: What The Heck Would I Want With A Super Bowl Ring?

BOSTON - The owner of the New England Patriots Robert Kraft has stated that his trip to Russia was not exactly a pleasant one. The Pats owner told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that as he and President Putin were having dinner at Mosc...

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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Makes It Clear She Is Not The Cause of Russian President Vladimir Putin's Divorce

LeAnn Rimes Makes It Clear She Is Not The Cause of Russian President Vladimir Putin's Divorce

MARINA DEL REY - The Kremlin has reported that Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wife Lyudmila are headed for the Land of Divorceovich after being married for 30 years. Reports are sketchy as President Putin is not one to kiss and tell or m...

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Funny story: Divorced Vlad The Impaler Putin 'has a rhythmic gymnast gentleman friend'

Divorced Vlad The Impaler Putin 'has a rhythmic gymnast gentleman friend'

Bloodyvostock - "Think the Incredible Hulk in Alina Kabaeva's body," is how one Kremlin insider put it this morning, "a male rhythmic gymnast so supple and contortable it's a wonder all that spangly lycra never bursts during, er, workouts." The an...

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Funny story: North Korea's nuclear launch thwarted by a jackboot!

North Korea's nuclear launch thwarted by a jackboot!

North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, was in a state of shock as his prepared nuclear missile launching rather backfired. The missile launch was a propaganda show hoping to scare the pants off South Korea, the US, the rest of "normal humanity" and to sho...

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Funny story: Russian President Claims Spectacular Meteor Was Lost Continent Of Lilliputin

Russian President Claims Spectacular Meteor Was Lost Continent Of Lilliputin

BILLINGSGATE POST - Russian President Vladimir Putin, the diminutive leader of the Soviet Empire, declared today that the meteor that burnt out over Siberia last week was the home of his ancient ancestors, the Lilliputins. With scientists gather...

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Funny story: Russian Man Sues Outer Space Over Chelyabinsk Meteor

Russian Man Sues Outer Space Over Chelyabinsk Meteor

Grisha Manpursenikov has named Outer Space as the plaintiff in a lawsuit he has filed for damages he suffered in the recent meteor impact over Chelyabinsk, Siberia. Fragments of the meteor shattered his new 60 inch LCD television while he watched...

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Funny story: Putin running close second to Ahmadinejad for Top A-hole award

Putin running close second to Ahmadinejad for Top A-hole award

MOSCOW - President Vladimir Putin, realizing he has only but a few days left to 2012, is trying desperately in the year's remaining hours to up his street cred for The Complete and Utter Asshole of the Year Award. In an asshole move reminiscent of...

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