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Funny story: Chapter 25 - The Circles of Hell

Chapter 25 - The Circles of Hell

SCENE 1: THE FIRST HELL Major-General Jaggedone stood, as ever, at the very perimeter of the parameters of civilisation, or what passed for civilisation in his embattled experience. That is, he stood at the portal of the strange vessel that had borne him, along with his motley band of followers, to this, their latest bourne. It was as if they had been prematurely born, delivered as they were un...

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Funny story: Below Decks, Chapter 25: The Church of the Damned

Below Decks, Chapter 25: The Church of the Damned

HMS Buggerall............. The ship, the memories, the mammories, the crew, the friendships struck, the enemies made. It all came flooding back to me, the thoughts I have tried so hard to forget, when I received the telegram from Morse in morse. The lessons that we were given were a big help, but not big enough, and I had to take a trip to the local code shop to have deciphered. It trans...

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Funny story: Chapter 24: Time and Relative Dimension in Space

Chapter 24: Time and Relative Dimension in Space

"Excuse me, does anybody know what that dreadful sound is?" Major General jaggedone was cut off in mid-flow as the sound got louder and louder, or maybe closer and closer. It was an eerie sound, a sort of a whoosing noise and it seemed to be very nearby. All of a sudden it appeared. One minute there was just an empty beach, empty save for the gasping, bedraggled ne'er-do-wells that ma...

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Funny story: Chapter 23 - Maj. Gen. Jaggedone's Quest

Chapter 23 - Maj. Gen. Jaggedone's Quest

"Come along now!" Maj. Gen. Jaggedone shouted as his band of irregulars waded ashore gasping. "We have much work to do to seek out and find the Great Somnambulist of Lancashire, we must not tarry in our quest." Veterans Captain Morse and Private Birbee nodded gravely to each other in agreement and cried back in one voice. "You can be sure that we will follow you Gen. Maj. Jaggedone as you...

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Funny story: Scandal! 2,700 London Firefighters Moonlight As Spoof Writers!

Scandal! 2,700 London Firefighters Moonlight As Spoof Writers!

An intensive investigation of what's hot and what's not, has revealed that over 2,700 of London's 5,900 firefighters are moonlighting as Spoofers, and collecting a housing allowance while NOT living in London! To encourage the public service emplo...

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Funny story: Chapter 22: The One With More Gerbils.

Chapter 22: The One With More Gerbils.

The confusion subsided. The ship steadied under the quick thinking of the legendary Captain Morse. A quick headcount confirmed the rebel Spoofers worst fear. "Well we've still got The Oracle, but where's Lowton?" spat Charpa. "He sprang over the side when the ship tilted, and made off on JO's wave runner!" replied Skoob, "Why has JO defected? Has he been working for Lowton all along?" "I...

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Funny story: Satirical Writers to Celebrate "Wales Day" tomorrow

Satirical Writers to Celebrate "Wales Day" tomorrow

Satirical Writers are bracing themselves for a "Welsh Day", much to the celebration of many writers across the globe. Yes, it's Welsh Day. Prompted by the arrival of Welsh writer Masterchev, satirical writers decided to ignore St. David's Day and...

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Funny story: Satirical Website Declares Halloween 'Welsh Day'

Satirical Website Declares Halloween 'Welsh Day'

Internationally disowned satirical website www.TheSpoof.com has made the groundbreaking decision to designate the 31st of October - Halloween - as 'Welsh Day.' Site administrator Charles Laughton (who played Quasimodo in 'The Hunchback Of Notre Da...

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Funny story: Public service announcement: New US Internet Scam Targets Spoofers!

Public service announcement: New US Internet Scam Targets Spoofers!

There is a new internet scam originating in the United States that is now targeting gullible Spoofers and as the designated Spoof Investigator I am taking this opportunity to put all of my fellow writers on FULL ALERT to fend off the nefarious scheme. I was alerted to the scheme after being forwarded the enclosed e-mail by Canadian Spoofer/Proctologist Victor Nicholas who was unable to verify i...

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Funny story: Chapter 21: The Oracle Appears, Prefers Oil Not Ink

Chapter 21: The Oracle Appears, Prefers Oil Not Ink

Just then Charpa leapt back upon the deck with Skoob in tow. "Hah," she bellowed at EQ, "Don't you know we spoofers are impervious to colored ink? It falls off us like our clothing near closing time at the Oasis. We eat colored ink for breakfast, sometimes lunch and some of us snack on it throughout the day." As she spoke, Skoob coughed and then sputtered to life. Morse was the first one to rea...

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Funny story: Chapter 20: The Wrath of Charpa

Chapter 20: The Wrath of Charpa

"Prepare to fire... the ink!" Mark yelled like a maniac as he watched the Canadian paddling her raft closer to the British frigate. "God I sound like Davy Jones. Maybe that's why I'm growing such a ridiculous moustache these days," he reflected. "Sorry sir, quills went out of fashion four centuries ago. Shall I fetch the printer ink?" grunted a voice outside the door. "You mean you haven't l...

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Funny story: Many animal species face extinction, Spoofers are not!

Many animal species face extinction, Spoofers are not!

The world is facing a tragedy as many species of animals, reptiles and insects face extinction. There is one peculiar species that is reversing the trend and evolution has failed to put the "Sword of Damocles" over their heads, The Spoofers! In...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Rushed To Hospital After Slicing His Own Mouth With Sharp Tongue

Spoof Writer Rushed To Hospital After Slicing His Own Mouth With Sharp Tongue

A Spoof writer today, had to be rushed to a local hospital, after lacerating the insides of his mouth with his own sharp tongue. The writer (who can not be named) was preparing to bestow a quick witted Spoof article on the shoulders of Louis Walsh...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson seen with Famous Author in London

Jessica Simpson seen with Famous Author in London

On the eve of what is touted to be the world's most sought after drinking competition championship, Jessica Simpson was seen cavorting with PM Wortham, a depraved and lascivious hack satirical writer, at the Oasis Bar & Grille in London. Appar...

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Funny story: Chapter 19, The Quill Doth Cometh

Chapter 19, The Quill Doth Cometh

#3 was taken at gun point to a dock in the cavern. "Odd," she thought to herself, "Isn't this below sea level." Mark read her thoughts, "Yes it is below sea level my dear, a special lock allows us this docking area." "But for what ?" she gestured at the water, "there's no boat." "Ahhhh, but that's where you're mistaken, it is not just a boat, but a submarine, the likes you've never see...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com "Random Story" button causes rapid-fire computer trading, shutting down U.S. stock market

TheSpoof.com "Random Story" button causes rapid-fire computer trading, shutting down U.S. stock market

(New York, NY) - "Market crashed again. Damn! Thought we had things fixed, but apparently not." These words were immediately tweeted by Duncan Niederauer (NYSE Euronext CEO) following Friday's abrupt system shutdown. Although "circuit breakers"...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Wants His Thumbs Back

Spoof Writer Wants His Thumbs Back

A prominent Spoof writer from Manchester has appealed to the general public, and spoofing community at large, to start rating his work on the popular website. Herr Riballs, currently languishing in 63rd spot of the most popular writers league tabl...

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