In our last exciting installment, intergalactic space pilot and Han Solo wannabe Flash Flyguy, along with his faithful droid Divot single-handedly (and with the help of some very convenient plot points) saved a small band of terrafarmers on Glorthos IV from certain doom from this really evil oppressive guy we can't name because Lucasfilm slapped an injunction on us.
January 2008 :: Ft. Monroe, VA - The U.S. Army, after fighting to get a seemingly decade-long recruiting monkey off of it's collective back, has light at the end of it's tunnel. The Army TRADOC (Training and Doctrine) Command...
Pahokee, Florida (IPP) - The brother and sister science team of Sean and Caitland Joyce have been working on the problem of meteor shower propulsion for years.
Pasadena, California (IPP) - Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) technicians operating the Mars rovers have photographed the installation of an anti-asteroid shield near the Martian equator.
NASA released the results of it's 'Operation Other Planet' study today, confirming scientist's worst fears the world over: Mars is not really a planet.
Pasadena, California (IP) - The Office of NASA's Air Force liason at the Jet Propulsion Lab in Pasadena has announced that the Air Force will be blocking out the view of the planet Venus. Air Force Colonel Dr. Jason Bluyunder told reporters at a...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Space, the final frontier - Cassini-Huygens at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory California Institute of Technology has reported music from Saturn, proving once and for all that God is a D.J.
Palm Beach International Airport, Florida (IP) - Comet Holmes made history today when it became the first comet to land at an airport.
In rotation, two people moved next to the fire pit, one smoking, the second one holding the burning charcoal above the opium lump placed atop a tiny hole, while the smoker blew air into the pipe to blaze the charcoal; then sucked the air in, and, consequently, the fume through the end of the pipe. The aroma of opium and tea filled the space. The light was magical. The faces were glowing red under...
Detroit, Michigan (IP) - Comet Holmes has suddenly brightened to negative 28 magnitude which is brighter than the sun.
Pasadena, California (IP) - Astronomers at the Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) in Pasadena have announced the discovery of a new planet orbiting the star 55 Cancri in the constellation Cancer.
Houston, NASA - According to official reports from Nasa, Astronaut Scott Parazynski successfully completed his repair of The International Space Station on Saturday without incident.
Manchester United yesterday finalized a new sponsorship deal which will add financial security for the next twenty years.
Mount Palomar, California (IP) - A second satellite comet has been found near the comet Holmes according to reports issued from the Mount Palomar Observatory Campus. Astronomer Dr. Povenmire Finootch has issued the name of Watson to the companion co...
Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Breaking news being broadcast in morse code from the Mount Palomar Observatory Campus indicates that Comet Holmes has changed course and is headed directly for the Earth. Morse code was used in order to avoid creatin...
Mephistophels, Tennessee (IP) - Comet Holmes is the fifth sign in a series of recent events that signals the end of the current world.
A spacewalking astronaut who had too much to drink at the international space station ripped a hole in a solar panel today as he tripped and floated into the station.
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