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Funny story: The Adventures Of Flash Flyguy Intergalactic Mercenary!

The Adventures Of Flash Flyguy Intergalactic Mercenary!

In our last exciting installment, intergalactic space pilot and Han Solo wannabe Flash Flyguy, along with his faithful droid Divot single-handedly (and with the help of some very convenient plot points) saved a small band of terrafarmers on Glorthos IV from certain doom from this really evil oppressive guy we can't name because Lucasfilm slapped an injunction on us.

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Funny story: Army Anxious About New Positions Available

Army Anxious About New Positions Available

January 2008 :: Ft. Monroe, VA - The U.S. Army, after fighting to get a seemingly decade-long recruiting monkey off of it's collective back, has light at the end of it's tunnel. The Army TRADOC (Training and Doctrine) Command...

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Funny story: Meteor Shower Propulsion Secret Revealed

Meteor Shower Propulsion Secret Revealed

Pahokee, Florida (IPP) - The brother and sister science team of Sean and Caitland Joyce have been working on the problem of meteor shower propulsion for years.

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Funny story: Mars Installs Anti-asteroid Shield

Mars Installs Anti-asteroid Shield

Pasadena, California (IPP) - Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) technicians operating the Mars rovers have photographed the installation of an anti-asteroid shield near the Martian equator.

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Funny story: Mars Not Really A Planet

Mars Not Really A Planet

NASA released the results of it's 'Operation Other Planet' study today, confirming scientist's worst fears the world over: Mars is not really a planet.

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Funny story: Planet Venus to be Blocked Out by Air Force

Planet Venus to be Blocked Out by Air Force

Pasadena, California (IP) - The Office of NASA's Air Force liason at the Jet Propulsion Lab in Pasadena has announced that the Air Force will be blocking out the view of the planet Venus. Air Force Colonel Dr. Jason Bluyunder told reporters at a...

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Funny story: God is a D.J.

God is a D.J.

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Space, the final frontier - Cassini-Huygens at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory California Institute of Technology has reported music from Saturn, proving once and for all that God is a D.J.

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Funny story: Comet Holmes Lands at American Airport

Comet Holmes Lands at American Airport

Palm Beach International Airport, Florida (IP) - Comet Holmes made history today when it became the first comet to land at an airport.

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Funny story: The Tent, Part II

The Tent, Part II

In rotation, two people moved next to the fire pit, one smoking, the second one holding the burning charcoal above the opium lump placed atop a tiny hole, while the smoker blew air into the pipe to blaze the charcoal; then sucked the air in, and, consequently, the fume through the end of the pipe. The aroma of opium and tea filled the space. The light was magical. The faces were glowing red under...

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Funny story: Comet Holmes Brightens to Negative 28 - Brighter than Sun

Comet Holmes Brightens to Negative 28 - Brighter than Sun

Detroit, Michigan (IP) - Comet Holmes has suddenly brightened to negative 28 magnitude which is brighter than the sun.

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Funny story: Exo-Planet 55 Cancri New Planet Discovered Recently

Exo-Planet 55 Cancri New Planet Discovered Recently

Pasadena, California (IP) - Astronomers at the Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) in Pasadena have announced the discovery of a new planet orbiting the star 55 Cancri in the constellation Cancer.

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Funny story: Super Astronaut Goes on Cosmic Quest

Super Astronaut Goes on Cosmic Quest

Houston, NASA - According to official reports from Nasa, Astronaut Scott Parazynski successfully completed his repair of The International Space Station on Saturday without incident.

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Funny story: Manchester United Win The Space Race

Manchester United Win The Space Race

Manchester United yesterday finalized a new sponsorship deal which will add financial security for the next twenty years.

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Funny story: Comet Holmes has Second Comet Behind it

Comet Holmes has Second Comet Behind it

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - A second satellite comet has been found near the comet Holmes according to reports issued from the Mount Palomar Observatory Campus. Astronomer Dr. Povenmire Finootch has issued the name of Watson to the companion co...

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Funny story: Comet Holmes Heads for Planet Earth!

Comet Holmes Heads for Planet Earth!

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Breaking news being broadcast in morse code from the Mount Palomar Observatory Campus indicates that Comet Holmes has changed course and is headed directly for the Earth. Morse code was used in order to avoid creatin...

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Funny story: Comet Holmes Signals End Times

Comet Holmes Signals End Times

Mephistophels, Tennessee (IP) - Comet Holmes is the fifth sign in a series of recent events that signals the end of the current world.

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Funny story: Tear in space station solar panel caused by drunk astronauts; Spears' panties found in space

Tear in space station solar panel caused by drunk astronauts; Spears' panties found in space

A spacewalking astronaut who had too much to drink at the international space station ripped a hole in a solar panel today as he tripped and floated into the station.

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