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Funny story: Republicans to Pass Sex Tax - Mandate Weekly Sex Testing For Women Only

Republicans to Pass Sex Tax - Mandate Weekly Sex Testing For Women Only

WASHINGTON DC (AP) Late yesterday, Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Hooterville) announced stiff new legislation that would enact a national sex tax by "sex testing" all women every week. The Congressman explained that women would be require...

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Funny story: News of Cheap, Effective Contraceptive has Women Applauding Santorum Supporter

News of Cheap, Effective Contraceptive has Women Applauding Santorum Supporter

The news out of Michigan this morning is that not all women in America are angry at Santorum financial backer, Foster Friess for stating that a safe and effective form of birth control for women is a simple aspirin placed between the knees. Women...

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Funny story: Republicans to Outlaw Birth Control for Single Women

Republicans to Outlaw Birth Control for Single Women

WASHINGTON, D.C. (UPI) Following the recent congressional hearings on the inclusion of birth control pills under health insurance prescription coverage, republican committee members co-sponsored new legislation to address what they called the "religi...

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Funny story: Do they mean, er...'biblically'??

Do they mean, er...'biblically'??

London - A top think tank's 'knowing a cabinet minister is worth £113,000 a year' advice was being studied today as lobbyists insisted on an official sliding scale to clarify penetration of Whitehall's corridors of power. The Centre for Economic...

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Funny story: Cambridge Study Reveals Condiments Makes Ordinary Sex Better - Study Leads To US Economic Downfall

Cambridge Study Reveals Condiments Makes Ordinary Sex Better - Study Leads To US Economic Downfall

Cambridge UK - A group of psychoanalytic studies students conducted a study on human sexual arousal. This study sought to gain an understanding of which physical attributes, scents, sounds, colors, and even tastes aid in the arousal of individuals du...

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Funny story: Jurassic Palace Park

Jurassic Palace Park

It had not been a good decade or so, for the Royal Family since Princess Diana had been murdered. Their popularity wasn't what it was and the Queen was concerned about their steady decline and the loss of public funding. After all she had three lazy and useless sons to care for. She had been thinking it over and over for a solution to this problem for months, without any success. Then one eve...

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Funny story: Bad girl Miley Cyrus snapped getting down and dirty with giant penis cake at birthday

Bad girl Miley Cyrus snapped getting down and dirty with giant penis cake at birthday

Yes you heard it right Sweet innocent little Miley Cyrus was heard saying at a birthday party, "she loved the taste of that sweet black penis". And why wouldn't she love the taste. It was an X-rated birthday cake she had purchased for her BF Liam...

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Funny story: Woman With 2 Vaginas Seeks Man With 2 Penises

Woman With 2 Vaginas Seeks Man With 2 Penises

A one in a million woman with two vaginas is seeking a man with 2 penises. Yes you heard it right a woman with 2 vaginas has discovered she is a little different than the average bear. Hazel Jones was alerted to her difference when a boy friend n...

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Funny story: Sluts 'the key to world peace' say scientists

Sluts 'the key to world peace' say scientists

From gang warfare to cross words and even world wars, slutty women could eventually prevent all world conflicts, scientists have claimed. A review of psychological evidence by top, top researchers concludes that men are drawn to violence only when...

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Funny story: High Wycombe woman falls off Cloud Nine

High Wycombe woman falls off Cloud Nine

A Buckinghamshire woman escaped serious injury yesterday after she came back down to earth from Cloud Nine. 37-year-old Irene Lovitt was enjoying a passionate session with her husband Errol on their garden trampoline when - vooommm - she...

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Funny story: Beer and sex 'must be sold' at Brazil World Cup, says Fifa

Beer and sex 'must be sold' at Brazil World Cup, says Fifa

Beer and sex must be sold at all venues hosting matches in the 2014 World Cup in Brazil, football's world governing body, Fifa, has insisted. Fifa General Secretary Jerome Valcke said the right to sell beer and sex must be enshrined in a World Cup...

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Funny story: Born To Spoof: Chapter 99 The Return to Insanity

Born To Spoof: Chapter 99 The Return to Insanity

The snow fell through the black soot in the air of the mean streets of East London. It was Christmas Eve, yet the only thought on my mind was this: Is it possible to de-clone a clone? I was in my usual melancholy self as I shuffled through the slush towards The Spoof. I stopped on a street corner and stared at its dingy neon flashing light "The Spoof Writer's Pub", then underneath, "Members On...

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Funny story: Sex Responsible for Growth in Social Networks, Scientists Say

Sex Responsible for Growth in Social Networks, Scientists Say

Long thought to be a simple tool for basic communication between friends, scientists now say that the exponential growth of social network websites can be attributed to one thing only; Sex. Co-authors of the report, Dr. Ivanna Vebusch and Dr. N.

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Funny story: Rise in turkey trafficking down to increased cost of Xmas dinner

Rise in turkey trafficking down to increased cost of Xmas dinner

The increase in the price of this year's Christmas dinner is expected to result in a sharp rise in the number of instances of illegal cross-border turkey trafficking, according to animal rights groups. The Office of National Statistics (ONS) repor...

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Funny story: Egyptians celebrate new discovery

Egyptians celebrate new discovery

Egyptian scientists have found that a Camel's toe can actually be used as an aphrodisiac. The discovery was made by three University undergraduates who had stolen their local University rivals football mascot. On getting the camel home they embar...

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Funny story: Gene Simmons only thinks he has had sex with over four thousand women

Gene Simmons only thinks he has had sex with over four thousand women

Legendary womaniser and guitarist with legendary rock group Kiss, Gene Simmons, has claimed that he has slept with four and a half thousand women over his legendary forty year rock career. "At his height," said former manager, Hans Christian Ander...

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Funny story: Kilkee Folk Urged To Go Forth And Multiply

Kilkee Folk Urged To Go Forth And Multiply

Horrified civic fathers at an Irish seaside resort are urging their townsfolk to start getting it on. The population of Kilkee, County Clare, has apparently seen a 'catastrophic' fall of 301 to 1,024 since the 2006 census. Local councillors fea...

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