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Funny story: Pelosi And Palin Collaborating On New Book

Pelosi And Palin Collaborating On New Book

Sarah Palin and Nancy Pelosi are secretly collaborating on a new book: Scratching The Chalkboard - How to Be Annoying and Get What You Want. Privately, Sarah confided in us: "I have always kind of admired Nancy as a sort of Momma Grizzly on the left and when she stands there with that makeup and those wierd eyes and says deficit reduction is 'unacceptable', you just want to grab her by the...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Plans To Take Obama Malcolm In The Middle Style

Sarah Palin Plans To Take Obama Malcolm In The Middle Style

Sarah Palin's declaration that she can beat Barack Obama in the next presidential election has, predictably, got politicos' tongues wagging. But what is not clear is that the former governer of Alaska has much more in mind that beating the Preside...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Claims She Could Beat Obama

Sarah Palin Claims She Could Beat Obama

Washington--Sarah Palin, who was enjoying some beers with the girls at Buffalo Wild Wings in D.C., while watching her daughter dance on "Dancing with the Stars," made the bold statement that she could beat Obama in 2012. "I can beat Obama because...

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Funny story: Palin Daughters, Willow and Bristol Have Become The Anti-Gay "Twittering Twits"

Palin Daughters, Willow and Bristol Have Become The Anti-Gay "Twittering Twits"

WASILLA - It appears that the Palin family is trying to take over the electronic media as now Willow, who is 16, has taken to Twitter to defend the Palin's new reality show, Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska. Willow has gotten into it with several fello...

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Funny story: Willow Palin Homophobic Facebook Rant Proves At Least Three of Sarah's Kids Are Retarded.

Willow Palin Homophobic Facebook Rant Proves At Least Three of Sarah's Kids Are Retarded.

The 16-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin, the 2008 Republican nominee for Vice-President and guaran-f--king-teed 2012 Tea Party candidate for President, has been diagnosed with a mild form of mental retardation after doctors analyzed her recent homoph...

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Funny story: World Leaders Beware; Here Come Gingrich and Palin in 2012

World Leaders Beware; Here Come Gingrich and Palin in 2012

It's no surprise really that when a country is in peril and suffering from the worst economic conditions experienced in more than 60 years, that the public will tend to listen to anyone who promises "Change". Regardless of who was in power then or w...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Shocker Of The Season: Brandy Norwood Eliminated, Bristol Palin Makes It To The Finals

Dancing With The Stars Shocker Of The Season: Brandy Norwood Eliminated, Bristol Palin Makes It To The Finals

HOLLYWOOD - In what is definitely the most shocking results show in the entire eleven season history of the Dancing With The Stars, singer Brandy Norwood has been eliminated from the show. Brandy, who at 91 pounds, is the lightest celebrity to eve...

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Funny story: Yogi & Boo Boo Bear Narrowly Escape Palin Hunting Expedition

Yogi & Boo Boo Bear Narrowly Escape Palin Hunting Expedition

Famous for being a couple of happy go lucky cartoon bears, Yogi and Boo Boo had been wrapping up a short Autumn vacation to the wilds of Alaska to fatten up before Winter hibernation, but almost fell victim to a Sarah Palin helicopter hunting expedit...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Makes another Bad Decision

Bristol Palin Makes another Bad Decision

Reportedly texting a homophobic slur while still involved on set with the "Dancing with the Stars" reality show, Bristol Palin can't seem to stop being a liability to her Grizzly, Presidential Hopeful, Hockey Mama. Nobody was really shocked that t...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin of Dancing With The Stars Told To Stop Using The Words "Suck," "Screwed," and "Effed Up" During Her Live Interviews

Bristol Palin of Dancing With The Stars Told To Stop Using The Words "Suck," "Screwed," and "Effed Up" During Her Live Interviews

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the hit reality show Dancing With The Stars have asked Bristol Palin to please refrain from using trashy words such as "suck," "screwed," and effed up" when she is being interviewed live on television. Bernadette Pende...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's New Reality Show, "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Is A Big Hit

Sarah Palin's New Reality Show, "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Is A Big Hit

WASILLA, Alaska - The ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin sat out on her front porch at her home on Lake Lucille and told a friend on her cell phone that she was thrilled that the first installment of her new reality show Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska wa...

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Funny story: Reality TV's New Star

Reality TV's New Star

Washington--Sarah Palin is trying to improve her image by staring in a reality television show called "Sarah Palin's Alaska." It is believed that Mrs. Palin wants to be president, and the best way for her to become president is by looking like sh...

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Funny story: Parody Week - The Crazy Bunch

Parody Week - The Crazy Bunch

As requested, here is one on the unholy union of Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin--one of reality television's finest feats. The Crazy Bunch (to the Brady Bunch) Here's the story of a momma grizzly Who had 5 kids and a grandson that made six All of them were living large in Alaska Way back up in the stix, And the story of a blonde so dizzy That she had sextuplets plus two other kids All...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin To Run For President Stark Naked!

Sarah Palin To Run For President Stark Naked!

Sarah Palin has finally stated, "Let's cut to the chase! You want the same old crapper in the White House or you want a naked one?" According to The Uncommon Sense conservative magazine, Palin stated that people, especially young people, are just...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin; Front Runner for Reality Show Emmy

Sarah Palin; Front Runner for Reality Show Emmy

As if Palin's time in the press was insufficient throughout the 2010 midterm elections considering she wasn't actually running for anything, she has now embarked on a full blown reality show featuring her average American family living in the wilds o...

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Funny story: Kelly Osbourne Infatuated By Bristol Palin Says That Sarah's Little Girl Will Win It All On 'Dancing With The Stars"

Kelly Osbourne Infatuated By Bristol Palin Says That Sarah's Little Girl Will Win It All On 'Dancing With The Stars"

BEVERLY HILLS - Kelly Osbourne, the daughter of rock icon Ozzy Osbourne and quintessential judge Sharon Osbourne was shopping at a clothes shop on Rodeo Drive. She was asked if she felt that Bristol Palin has a shot at going all the way on Dancing...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Considers Relocating to Alaska

Kate Gosselin Considers Relocating to Alaska

Kate Gosselin has been enamored with Sarah Palin ever since meeting her this past summer and sharing a tent with her in the Alaskan wilderness. In fact, Kate has become such good friends with the White House hopeful that she is considering packing up...

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