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Funny story: Ex-Newcastle Manager Chris Hughton was Russian spy

Ex-Newcastle Manager Chris Hughton was Russian spy

Newcastle United have parted company with manager Chris Hughton having labelled him a Championship standard equal opportunities Russian spy who just happened to have a done a pretty damn good job. The Premiership club says its fears over his dupli...

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Funny story: Wikileaks Founder Granted Compassionate Asylum In Libya after Claiming He has only 'weeks to live!"

Wikileaks Founder Granted Compassionate Asylum In Libya after Claiming He has only 'weeks to live!"

Citing 'humanitarian compassion' conjoined coalition co-captain Nick Clegg granted a pass to Wikileaks in hiding founder Julian Assange arranging extradition to Libya due to Assange's declaration he only had 'weeks to live!" Clegg took the extraor...

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Funny story: Katia Zatuliveter to be deported. Her REAL mission as a spy is out in the open..

Katia Zatuliveter to be deported. Her REAL mission as a spy is out in the open..

"Katia Zatuliveter - who worked for Lib Dem MP Mike Hancock and has written articles criticising Nato while defending Russian military action - is facing deportation." She succeeded in her mission and has now come out from under the covers in Mr.

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Funny story: Russians Deserved the World Cup

Russians Deserved the World Cup

Russian sports minister Gregori Bentazulike, the dentures and nylon suit billionaire, , today called an extraordinary press conference in Spudulikeograd at which he defended the awarding of the 2018 world cup to his homeland. He said all Russia wa...

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Funny story: Russian planes not the best. . .choose your airline with care

Russian planes not the best. . .choose your airline with care

For those football fans planning ahead to 2018 - which we ALL know by now is to be staged in Russia, choose your airlines wisely. This just in: The Dagestan Airlines Tupolev airliner carrying more than 160 people overshot the runway after landing at Domodedovo airport outside Moscow, with all three engines dead. More than 50 people were injured in the accident as the plane fell apart.

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Funny story: Russians air video of drunken, hallucinating squirrel, celebrating Russia's winning bid to host 2018 World Cup

Russians air video of drunken, hallucinating squirrel, celebrating Russia's winning bid to host 2018 World Cup

The Russians are airing a recent video of a drunken, hallucinating squirrel, apparently celebrating Russia's bid to host the 2018 World Cup. The squirrel has bulging eyes and is staggering about mumbling incoherently in Russian. It cannot be conf...

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Funny story: UK to Pull out of FIFA over World Cup Fiasco: "Reds, Frogs, Quatar and Somali Pirates Can Go Play with Themselves" says Wills!

UK to Pull out of FIFA over World Cup Fiasco: "Reds, Frogs, Quatar and Somali Pirates Can Go Play with Themselves" says Wills!

Shortly after it was announced that the next two World Cup sites had been awarded to Russia and Quatar (wtf), as an Act of God, a spokesman for The Disappointed Three Lions Negotiating Committee, said "quits" to the corrupt Federation International...

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Funny story: Wikileaks reveals who voted for English World Cup bid

Wikileaks reveals who voted for English World Cup bid

According to Wikileaks, England could have had three votes in the World Cup selection, however, Wikileaks reveals that there was only two bids, with England's bid going to Spain and Portugal instead of England. "We're lucky we got one," said David...

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Funny story: Russian Mafia Triumph

Russian Mafia Triumph

In a total sham, which left the Queen in tears and Prince William berating the injustice, the 'FIFA Fools' went for Russia to stage the 2018 World Cup. 'It is clearly a fix' declared William 'the Russians got it because they backed Qatar to get th...

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Funny story: Putin Says Russia Needs a Good Enemy

Putin Says Russia Needs a Good Enemy

Russia - Prime Minister Vladimir Putin said that Russia needs a good enemy if it is going to regain an important roll in world politics. "I don't like the United States, and I haven't liked them since my days in the KGB, so I am picking them as R...

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Funny story: Palin on Video Gung Ho to ATTACK RUSSIA and No New START Treaty!

Palin on Video Gung Ho to ATTACK RUSSIA and No New START Treaty!

Being the President of the United States of America is a job. Two years ago Charles Gibson of ABC gave Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin a job interview. It was like a job interview of Sarah Palin and a chess game, to see how well Sarah Palin t...

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Funny story: Cats Bomb Moscow

Cats Bomb Moscow

A warning from a 45 year old Russian housewife that her cat was about to set off a bomb in Moscow was derided by police who considered the woman 'a little the worse for wear with alcohol'. In fact the cat had eaten explosives primed to go off at a...

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Funny story: Russian prisons offer package holidays including sun-beds!

Russian prisons offer package holidays including sun-beds!

Russian prisons renowned for their disgraceful conditions are cleaning up their act. The Russian government is even offering package holidays for "sickos" who want to enjoy the prison experience. Infamous prisons such as the Butyrka prison are...

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Funny story: Missing Russian sub surfaces in Princess Diana Memorial Fountain

Missing Russian sub surfaces in Princess Diana Memorial Fountain

London - (Hunt-4-Dread-October Mess): It was last spotted listing to aft during the mating season in Loch Ness' murky waters, leeching power from indigenous electric eels. This afternoon the missing: presumed toast Akula-class submersible sprang...

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Funny story: London newspapers red-faced as masked Russian cops raid Lebedev bank

London newspapers red-faced as masked Russian cops raid Lebedev bank

Moscow - (Rioters): A belated trick-or-treat raid by armed Moscow police on Alexander Lebedev's First Moscow Gravy Train Bank HQ has rocked his London newspaper empire. Cops in 'Halloween-style masks' were reported to have pounced this morning jus...

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Funny story: Stuxnet claims another scalp as missing Russian sub spotted in Loch Ness

Stuxnet claims another scalp as missing Russian sub spotted in Loch Ness

Scotland - (Hunt for Red October Mess): Hundreds of years of Scottish mythology had attributed sightings of a scary Loch prowler to a fishy local monster. This weekend a Pentagon eye-in-the-sky satellite finally nailed down the location of a miss...

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Funny story: Berwick at war with Russia

Berwick at war with Russia

BERWICK UPON TWEED - It was discovered today that the town of Berwick upon Tweed is technically still at war with Russia. In 1853 Queen Victoria declared war on Russia and signed the document Victoria Queen of Great Britain, Ireland and Berwick up...

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