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Funny story: Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson To Star In Remake of Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid

Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson To Star In Remake of Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid

HOLLYWOOD - Fake Pictures has just announced that they have just signed Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson to star in the remake of Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid. The original 1969 movie starred Paul Newman and Robert Redford, along with the now...

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Funny story: Ouija board cast Kristen 'Wankers Titters' Stewart for 'Wet, Toilsome Lechery' says director

Ouija board cast Kristen 'Wankers Titters' Stewart for 'Wet, Toilsome Lechery' says director

Hollywood - (Salacious Mess): A cryptic ouija board message predicted Twilight star Kirsten Stewart would be a box office smash hit, Hollywood director Jake Scott revealed today. He cast her in his Berlin Film Festival movie Welcome to the Rileys...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart NOT Allergic To Robert Pattinson's Penis

Kristen Stewart NOT Allergic To Robert Pattinson's Penis

Kristen Stewart acted swiftly today to absolutely deny internet reports which claimed that she was allergic to Robert Pattinson's penis. The actor, Bella in the Twilight franchise to RobPattz's Edward Cullen said that she had an idea that the inte...

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Funny story: Tipsy Robert Pattinson Gives Kristen Stewart Some Pickled Baloney

Tipsy Robert Pattinson Gives Kristen Stewart Some Pickled Baloney

A friend of Robert Pattinson says that three of them were with Robert Pattinson last Saturday night and that all four of them had "spent too much time at a bar, talking and eating boiled eggs and drinking beer. "We honestly didn't know we were a...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Not Really Allergic To Vaginas - It Was Just A Joke

Robert Pattinson Not Really Allergic To Vaginas - It Was Just A Joke

Lovestruck teens the world over heaved a collective sigh of relief today as it was finally announced that Twilight vampire Edward Cullen, aka actor Robert Pattinson, aka Rob Pattz isn't really allergic to vaginas after all. The story was circulate...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Ridicules Bestiality Allegations

Robert Pattinson Ridicules Bestiality Allegations

Budding legend of the silver screen, Robert Pattinson 23, who plays Edward Cullen the vampire in the Twilight movie series was today, a little hacked off by scandal mongering press 'vampires' who continually take his off-the-cuff remarks out of conte...

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Funny story: Old Video Of Kristen Stewart Catching Up With Her?

Old Video Of Kristen Stewart Catching Up With Her?

If you've noticed a cooling of affections between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart after the completion of their last Twilight movie, rumor is that there's a video made when Kristen was 17 out there somewhere. Exactly what is on the video, eve...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Gets Green Light From Rob Pattinson Over New Movie Project

Kristen Stewart Gets Green Light From Rob Pattinson Over New Movie Project

Kristen Stewart has proved beyond all doubt that there is life after the Twilight franchise as she entered into discussions to play the leading role in a proposed new movie based around 1970's kids' action figure 'Stretch Armstrong.' Miss Stewart'...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Heat Up Vancouver With Their Love Affair!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Heat Up Vancouver With Their Love Affair!

VANCOUVER - The two stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon spent their last day and night in Vancouver secluded in their $4,000 a day Canadian Snow Queen Hotel room. The couple had earlier attended a Kings of Leon concert at Vancouver's General Patt...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson To Star In Rebel Without A Cause Remake?

Robert Pattinson To Star In Rebel Without A Cause Remake?

Rumor is that Robert Pattinson is afraid he's going to be typecast as a vampire and has taken on the role that help make James Dean a star in the 1950s. Warner Brothers had bought the rights to the story some time ago but they knew that it would t...

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Funny story: Both Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hate Term "Twi-hards"

Both Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hate Term "Twi-hards"

Whoever came up with the term "Twi-Hards" for the actors and loyal fans is not appreciated by either, according to movie Insiders and a poll of fans. "It's like 'Brangelina". I bet Brad and Angelina hated that term", stated one fan called in the s...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, You'll Want To "Eat Him Up" Also!

Robert Pattinson, You'll Want To "Eat Him Up" Also!

In his first big time role in advertisement, where people such as Michael Jordan, Peyton Manning and others have made a fortune, Robert Pattinson of the Twilight movies is about to sign a contract with Madison Avenue Cosmetics for their new line of "...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Visit South Coast Satirist Skoob En Route To IOW

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Visit South Coast Satirist Skoob En Route To IOW

A big surprise today for the UK's south coast satirist (?) Skoob, when Twilight teen idols, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - now confirmed as a romantic item - dropped in at his humble abode for a cup of tea, en route to a househunting trip to...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Complain To Spoof Admin

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Complain To Spoof Admin

The rumour mills here at Skoob Towers cranked into overdrive today following intimations that Twilight stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were considering legal action against the Administrator of your favourite Spoofy news website, based on the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Zac Efron Pencilled In For 'Exorcist' Remake

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Zac Efron Pencilled In For 'Exorcist' Remake

Producers of the eagerly awaited remake of 1974 horror classic 'The Exorcist' have pencilled in three of Hollywood's leading lights to star in the project. There is widespread speculation that several other Hollywood teen idols are being looked at by...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson: Stage Shocks Made Illegal For Twilight Eclipse

Robert Pattinson: Stage Shocks Made Illegal For Twilight Eclipse

The recently reported "secret" of the actor's surprised, shocked looks in Twilight One & Two has been declared illegal by the Board of Movie Makers, according to star Robert Pattinson. "It has worked great in the first two movies but we'll hav...

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Funny story: Vampire Finally Arrives In Whitby - Mocks Twilight Movies

Vampire Finally Arrives In Whitby - Mocks Twilight Movies

Renowned Transylvanian vampire, Nosferatu, aka Max Shreck, finally arrived in the Yorkshire port of Whitby last night after an arduous sea crossing on a sailing ship which left the crew dead, and the Captain, also dead, lashed to the wheel. As ass...

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