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Funny story: Red-Necked Southern Peckers Returning in Droves to Washington

Red-Necked Southern Peckers Returning in Droves to Washington

Just as the Swallows have been returning on March 19 to the Mission at San Juan Capistrano in California, so too is the red-necked southern Pecker returning to Washington, D.C. this year in record numbers. In the past, the Peckers' numbers decline...

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Funny story: Right-wingers to tour new Wild West Show, Cirque du Sarah style

Right-wingers to tour new Wild West Show, Cirque du Sarah style

In an effort to restore their public image after the shooting in Arizona and its aftermath, the Republican National Committee has put forth a proposal to produce a touring Wild West Show, starring leaders of the new conservative movement. Sarah Pa...

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Funny story: Dark Horse Candidate Elected President of the United States

Dark Horse Candidate Elected President of the United States

Washington DC: Confetti and burst balloons littered the floors of both Republican and Democratic presidential election headquarters in the capitol city and across the 50 states. The presidential election campaign of 2012 is finally over, as the Ameri...

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Funny story: Republicans Claim Guns Okay, As Long As They Aren't Loaded

Republicans Claim Guns Okay, As Long As They Aren't Loaded

Washington - Republicans claimed guns are okay, as long as they aren't loaded, because once they are loaded, watch out. "I once knew a gun that did nothing more than sit on the shelf, minding its own business, but than a knew a gun that once it g...

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Funny story: John Boehner Opens Up

John Boehner Opens Up

Washington, D.C. - House Speaker John Boehner wants everyone to know he's a regular guy. The Ohio Congressman enjoys movies and football. He loves his wife and dabbles in stamps. "I love postage," said Boehner. "Is there any better pairing than...

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Funny story: GOP Releases New Year's Wish List For 112th Congress

GOP Releases New Year's Wish List For 112th Congress

New House Majority Leader Eric Cantor releases Republican's 2011 agenda today, sharing with the nation their priorities and focus for the New Year. Washington D.C., January 5, 2011 - As the GOP formally took control of the House today, new Majorit...

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Funny story: Woman Changes Political Beliefs After Reading Bumper Sticker

Woman Changes Political Beliefs After Reading Bumper Sticker

Seattle, WA - Judith Rutledge is no longer a Democrat. The forty year old has been a liberal her entire life. Everything changed this morning when she pulled up behind a pickup truck. The truck was littered with bumper stickers, including several...

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Funny story: Republicans Top Ten Books for Christmas

Republicans Top Ten Books for Christmas

10. Decision Points--A how-to-book for those people interested in fabricating a good lie.] 9. American by Heart--A book that shows that knowing American history isn't important in politics, as long as you provide a nice image to masturbate to. 8. The Christmas Sweater--Because who doesn't want to read something by a zealot, who tries to use every cliche in the book to sell another book.

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Funny story: Republicans Give Middle Finger to First Responders

Republicans Give Middle Finger to First Responders

Washington - The 9/11 First Responders bill has been refused the floor by Republicans who were unable to vote on the legislation because they were too busy giving the first responders the middle finger. The legislation is intended to give the fir...

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Funny story: Obama Switches Parties

Obama Switches Parties

Washington - After two years of claiming to be a Democrat, and lying to himself in the process, President Obama switched parties. "I think most of my policies are clearly Republican, because look at how I treated Wall Street and the rich. I love...

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Funny story: Republican House Ask Pelosi To Be Majority Leader

Republican House Ask Pelosi To Be Majority Leader

Before daylight, a small group from the Republican House caucus gingerly approached the doorstep of present Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi as she reached for the morning paper. They inquired whether she would consider becoming their elected majori...

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Funny story: Mythical Liberal Media Not Doing Its Job

Mythical Liberal Media Not Doing Its Job

The liberal media has fallen asleep on the job. They are supposed to be the "dominant media" according to certain people. But you sure could never guess it from the last few weeks. Too much has slipped through the grill. Maybe Ann Coulter is right...

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Funny story: Republicans Say Boo Hoo to Unemployed

Republicans Say Boo Hoo to Unemployed

Republicans are giving the middle finger to unemployed Americans because they don't like the fact that Democrats or unemployed Americans. "I think the unemployed people of American have milked it for all it is worth and should get back to work. Ta...

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Funny story: Republicans Hope for Government Shutdown

Republicans Hope for Government Shutdown

November 26 (Spoof News) - Republicans are hopeful that a government shutdown in April will prove that they are serious about smaller government and less influence from Washington. "I know we can avoid a government shutdown if we work with Obama t...

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Funny story: The Greatest Snake Oil Cure Ever Offered - Political Soup!

The Greatest Snake Oil Cure Ever Offered - Political Soup!

A new culinary phenomena has been appearing in the Health section of American newspapers all across the country. Political soups are the latest health craze to hit the colonies since medical marijuana. Claims are now being made by many pundits that t...

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Funny story: Republicans Decide on Opposing Health Care Reform

Republicans Decide on Opposing Health Care Reform

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The opposition to the Democrats in America, the Republicans have agreed on a new healthcare plan. The Republicans, who have made it difficult to pass Obama's plan, which will cover nearly all living in America, will announce the...

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Funny story: Republicans Taking Shot at Killing Jobs

Republicans Taking Shot at Killing Jobs

Washington -- Republicans are making proposals that are sure to kill jobs faster than seen since George Bush's policies left the country bailing out two major car companies and Wall Street. "We want to extend the Bush Tax Cuts, because they will...

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