Researchers from the Simon Wiesenthal Foundation have uncovered evidence of the religious heart of the Nazi regime, with the discovery of a redraft of the Lords Prayer written specifically for Adolf Hitler. The prayer, shown below, was discovered...
On the 200th anniversary of the birth of Charles darwin and the 150th celebration of the publication of his Origin of the Species, subjects believed to be members of the British species expressed some interesting views on the beginnings of life on ea...
Vatican - Religious officials announced the end of terrorism by fanatical Muslims when 3 members of the Christian Secret Service managed to penetrate, and assassinate the 72 Virgins in Heaven awaiting Muslims upon their death. When news of the pe...
Speaking in tongues is a controversial practice to many Christians, but others consider it a gift from God. And many people who attend the Our Lady of Much Weeping Pentecostal Church in Camden Town, North London, pray for that gift. However rec...
A new press statement from publishers Blume & Bialistock proclaims that the widely anticipated second book by 2008 year old veteran Jesus of Nazareth, "Gethsemane and Beyond", will be in bookstores around the world in time for Easter. Signings wi...
Carl Djerassi, an Austrian chemist who helped to develop the first birth control pills has condemned the results of his research. Djerassi accuses Europeans of wanting their schnitzel and eating it too. The Austrian Fellatio society has taken excepti...
The Taliban, recognizing the similarities between their doctrines and that of the Christian Right, have started an Evangelical Taliban branch in the U.S. Spokesman Tali Wozati stated "Although Christian fundamentalists are heathen dogs who will b...
Any American Roman Catholic who grew up in the 1950's could tell you about the endless mission banks, collections and auctions of pagan babies to fuel the missionary effort to what would later be known as the third world countries. Families told of t...
Vatican City-- Pope Benedict XVI dismissed Catholicism on Christmas and resigned from the Holy See. The former pontiff said he was a 'Pastafarian' and recommended everyone follow The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He said Christianity just...
The improbably named Professor Penis McTitty caused uproar at yesterday's International Science Convention when he branded all Creationists as "nut-jobs". A verbal sparring match ensued between a group of Creationist's from Alabama who has acciden...
Following a period of great unrest that included pitched battles on the streets of Athens, Greece, members of the Society of Determined Meekness have made a unanimous decision to reverse their overt response to the Vatican's decision to not grant aut...
Antidisestablishmentarianism like Britannia has long ruled the waves of English diction. The Archbishop of canterbury seems anxious to broadside that ship to free the Church from the State and the State from the Church and introduce into the lexicon...
Nihilists joined atheists, humanists and other non-religious groups in a campaign to wrest control of the holiday season from Christians and Jews. The United Nihilist Front (UNF) released a statement yesterday promising complete cooperation with non...
The 2008 recession has proven to bad for all business except one. The evangelical enterprise of numbing the hopelessness of the ordinary human by relieving them of their last dime has turned out to be a boom industry. Church attendance is skyro...
Mecca, Saudi Arabia - Three million pilgrims at the 2008 Hajj were stunned when the devil threw stones back at them. The stoning of the devil is one of a series of rituals during the annual pilgrimage to Mecca that every able-bodied Muslim is expecte...
Members of the Society for Determined Meekness took to the streets of Athens Greece today to voice their strong opposition to the Vatican's recent declaration that the meek shall not necessarily inherit the earth. When confronted with significant...
Britney Spears, the faded princess of pop, is back in the limelight tonight, after it was discovered the singer's name is, in fact, a strange anagram of Presbyterians. If you think that's strange though, consider: Presbyterianism - an anagram of I...
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