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Funny story: New wave of 'Je-hobo' witnesses terrorise Port Flangey

New wave of 'Je-hobo' witnesses terrorise Port Flangey

With the continuing decline of religous interest and the increasing hostility towards 'Our friends of the Lord' in Britain, a new wave of radical Jehovah witnesses are getting their own back on the small town of Port Flangey, South Wales. Reports...

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Funny story: Scouts denounce god

Scouts denounce god

The British Scouting movement has bowed to public pressure and removed 'god' from the curriculum of Scouting. "There's just no place for god, any god, in scouting any more," said Arthur "Clover" Garlic of the Cumbrian fifth. "For years we've been...

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Funny story: Upper class ministry reaches out to foreign poor

Upper class ministry reaches out to foreign poor

WASHINGTON, DC--God's in Our Pocket (GOP), an evangelical ministry specifically focused on wealthy and influential Americans, is singing its own praises in a new promotional campaign. The ministry has no official members list, and describes itself...

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Funny story: Meek reaction strong as protests commence

Meek reaction strong as protests commence

Following Pope Benedict XVI's statement that the meek will not now inherit the earth, meek believers have gathered in large numbers in cities all over Europe and the USA to voice their disapproval of the Pontiff's declaration. Many of the protest...

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Funny story: Atheists Debate Whom to Thank

Atheists Debate Whom to Thank

Every year around this time atheists across the US experience a crisis of disbelief. Harold Nogod, a leading atheist, explains that he often feels real gratitude for all the blessings he has received in life and that it can be really tough not ha...

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Funny story: Church Of England Draws The Line At Fetish Vicars

Church Of England Draws The Line At Fetish Vicars

The Church Of England, one of the most liberal-progressive religious institutions in the world has finally had enough. 'We've been lobbied to give our blessing to these so called 'fetish vicars' but we find this unacceptable,' said the Archbishop...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna Convert to Islam

Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna Convert to Islam

MECCA (FMLiveWire) - In a moving ceremony here on Friday, Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna converted to Islam, All wore the abaya, the traditional Arab women's veil, making it difficult to tell them apart. Jackson, 50, had be...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict Has Aids Says Vatican

Pope Benedict Has Aids Says Vatican

His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI ,Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy,Bishop of Rome, Leader of the Roman Catholic Church, The Vicar of Christ, Head of State of the Vatican,Servant of the Servants of God,Successor of the Prince of...

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Funny story: Mormons Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Door

Mormons Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Door

Immersion, Utah - The LDS church has gotten itself into hot water with Jewish Holocaust survivors and advocates over its controversial practice of Mormon proxy baptisms for the dead. Mormon's believe that no one can enter heaven's gates without fi...

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Funny story: Utah Park to be Overcrowded with Donated Monuments; Little League Baseball Brings Lawsuit!

Utah Park to be Overcrowded with Donated Monuments; Little League Baseball Brings Lawsuit!

A Utah park that has been displaying a donated monument to the The Ten Commandments has been ordered by the Supreme Court that now they must accept displays dgiven by any and all groups to guarantee freedom of religious expression. The Seven Ap...

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Funny story: Mormon Church H8 Big Gay Love!

Mormon Church H8 Big Gay Love!

The Church of JC of LDS spent millions this election year and unleashed thousands of "volunteers" to H8 gay love. The are believed to the single most powerful cause of the success of California Prosition 8 which oulaws Gay marriage. Mormon lead...

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Funny story: Hull City To Produce Special Christmas Cards With Geovanni Depicted As The Baby Jesus

Hull City To Produce Special Christmas Cards With Geovanni Depicted As The Baby Jesus

Hull City, the Premier League 'newboys', have unveiled plans to send their loyal fans special Christmas cards depicting Brazilian striker Geovanni as the baby Jesus. Geovanni was a gift to Hull from Manchester City when he came to East Yorkshire i...

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Funny story: Rogue Rabbi Revelation!

Rogue Rabbi Revelation!

Rogue Rabbi Rick Rickstein recently revealed reservations regarding one of the central beliefs of his religion. Rickstein, long time friend of Mel Brooks, admitted that "We could have been a bit hasty about the whole Jesus thing" Acknowledging tha...

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Funny story: Sony withdraw game in case it offends Muslims

Sony withdraw game in case it offends Muslims

LittleBigPlanet is a new game that has been recalled for fear of offending Muslims. This is because there are two verses from the Koran in the background music. We are not told what the actual verses are, but they could say "Allah is great" for a...

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Funny story: Moses made up commandments, says archeologist

Moses made up commandments, says archeologist

The ten commandments were faked by Moses, according to an archeologist who has discovered evidence to back up his claim. Moses was one of the most important people in the Bible, who was personally presented with two stone tablets, on which were en...

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Funny story: Homosexuals are made of Cheese CoE Shocker

Homosexuals are made of Cheese CoE Shocker

The Church of England scientific home investigations team can reveal gays are made of cheese. S.H.I.T. Has spent over 300 years investigating homosexuality and invested over 600 sugar lumps of God's money to prove that homosexuals are made of ch...

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Funny story: Three Most Unmentionable Subjects become One in 2008

Three Most Unmentionable Subjects become One in 2008

Everyone knows that the three most unmentionable subjects are politics, religion, and sex. But with new figures at hand, The Judge is eager to report the latest findings on the subject. In 2008, the latest polls clearly show politics, religion, an...

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