This leap year afforded the African American community an extra day of Black History Month; let's hope it was enjoyed because it may be the last one America ever has. The election season has been ugly to say the least. Amidst the turmoil of the electorate, politicians have been especially on edge. One contentious issue: black lives. Yes, they matter- but in the eyes of Washington's elite they...
A recent study conducted by PEW Research Center in Washington, D.C was made available to the public this past Monday. The aims of the study were to further understand the common political beliefs among the American public today. The think tank's thre...
WASHINGTON - Three Guantánamo detainees were slated to leave the American prison in Cuba this week after 14 years in captivity, but early Wednesday morning, only two were willing to board the plane. The third - Mohammed Ali Abdullah Bwazir of Yemen -...
Flint, Michigan - Determined to win back the good name of government, all of the remaining contenders for the presidency have agreed to personally test and evaluate the municipal water supply of this beleaguered city. "How bad can it be?" dema...
New York - Animal activists came one step closer to ridding Central Park of the carriage horse trade, proposing a variety of new employment opportunities in other fields for the equines. "It's all about jobs and the dignity of work for these noble...
Washington Post: Washington. President Barack Obama today took the podium during a philosophical debate at Boston University. In a speech prepared by his advisers the President 'showed' awesome knowledge of Oriental and Western philosophy until h...
During a on-air debate on North Korean State TV, an ex-KGB agent claims that Kim yong Un intends to annex the tiny exo-planet. However dissent is brewing among a handful of his advisers, namely Kim yong Deux, his Chief Science Officer. Deux has...
Insiders have insisted the Trump campaign is in trouble, due to his numbers dropping plus personal problems and defection of the Director of The Inherently Nasty Chorale. This Director, insisting on anonymity, stated that The Inherently Nasty Chor...
Communist espousing, failed cult leader, bigot, and black power feminist, Binacra Washington died in a Baltimore assisted living facility Wednesday, she was 71. Born in Atlanta, GA. April, 3rd 1944 she was the daughter of Gully and Ginger Washing...
In what could be regarded as the most ridiculous act in recorded history, Donald Trump, billionaire pariah and 2016 presidential candidate, has decided to purchase our nation's capitol, thereby destroying the presidential election forever. As cit...
"Shocked but not surprised," stated a well known political analyst when a spokesman for the Republican Party announced the cancellation of future debates and substituted a nationally televised Circle Jerk to be shown on Fox News. A Fox News spokesma...
Recently, GOP candidate Scott Walker dropped out of the presidential race. Officials wondered why until a surprise camera flash-mob on Hillary Clinton revealed that Walker had been abducted by Clinton and genetically engineered into a kitten. Whe...
SEATTLE (The Kal-El Report)- Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson told Fox News' Greta Van Susteren in her "Off the Record" show this week, "If our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ had an assault rifle or even a sidearm like a Glock, he would be...
Chris Christie A Faded New Jersey Republican Star attempts to shine brighter by switching his focus. He is now campaigning for The 2016 Democratic Presidential Nomination. Christie's staff released a statement earlier today " With Hilary being th...
A 38 year old man from Belfast, Northern Ireland has won this year's woman of the year award. Patrick McMahon, who works as a long distance truck driver delivering stationery, is said to be delighted at being this year's recipient. Speaking...
Local teenager Jake Smith is heralded to be outstanding at sex after spending the last ten years of his childhood watching films with strong sexual content. After years of subverting parental controls and sneaking into R-rated films to watch two...
Wolfsburg, Germany - Roundly criticized for selling cars that cheat on environmental emissions tests, Volkswagen AG is fighting to win its reputation back. The company has introduced a new model that can lie, cheat and scheme without getting ca...
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