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Funny story: Free-lance Satirist Under Treatment Over Obssession With "Uri Geller's Penis"

Free-lance Satirist Under Treatment Over Obssession With "Uri Geller's Penis"

LONDON - Freelance humorist "Breeze" is in rehab for obsessive-compulsive disorder after writing dozens of satirical articles featuring "Uri Geller's penis."...

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Funny story: Sex Addict Cuts Off Penis To Survive

Sex Addict Cuts Off Penis To Survive

Sex addict Peter North, 24, from the upper Westside said today that he had to do the unthinkable. After going on a 48-hour binge, North said that he wasn't left with any choice.

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Funny story: Man Loses Penis to Bear Trap

Man Loses Penis to Bear Trap

ESTES PARK, Co - In what paramedics called a ‘freak accident', tourist Ben Miller lost his penis in a bear trap at an Estes Park souvenir shop. Miller, a 39 year old draftsman from Orlando, Florida, and his family were visiting the Big Thompson Rive...

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Funny story: Conservatism Linked to Attention Deficit Disorder: Cure Found!

Conservatism Linked to Attention Deficit Disorder: Cure Found!

Lost Widget, Florida - Scientists at the J. Buffett Institute for Pharmaceutical and Penis Enlargement Research (BIPAPER) have discovered a link between Adult Attention Deficit Disorder (AADD) and conservatism - as well as a cure for both.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Penis to Testify

Michael Jackson's Penis to Testify

A source close to the Neverland Ranch stated today that Michael Jackson's penis, Winkie Jackson, has agreed to testify at Jackson's upcoming child molestation trial.

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Funny story: Penis Extension industry files suit against owners of Colorado WinterPark Ski resort.

Penis Extension industry files suit against owners of Colorado WinterPark Ski resort.

An unusual case filed today against the thriving Colorado ski resort today has come to the attention of both lawmakers and anti-spam lobbyists.

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Funny story: "The Penis Dialogues" Banned in China

"The Penis Dialogues" Banned in China

Beijing, CHINA - The now infamous play "The Penis Dialogues" has been banned in Beijing due to concerns about males talking to their private parts, an official has stated.

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Funny story: King Kong remake stalled over penis dispute

King Kong remake stalled over penis dispute

Renowned director Steven Spielberg's remake of the 1933 cult monster classic ‘King Kong' has stalled in the pre-production phase, in a row over whether the giant ape should have a visible 10-foot penis.

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Ancient Gargantuan Penis

Scientists Discover Ancient Gargantuan Penis

On Friday December 5th Scientists claimed to have stumbled onto the largest and oldest penis on record. The penis was not damaged.

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Funny story: Ewan McGregors Nude Scene: the LONG story

Ewan McGregors Nude Scene: the LONG story

Ewan McGregors latest nude scene in his latest movie "Young Adam" has been cut out of the US version, because his "penis is too long" and "disgraces the presidents flava"...

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