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Funny story: Paris Hilton Schedules First Interview After Jail Release and Sets Ground Rules

Paris Hilton Schedules First Interview After Jail Release and Sets Ground Rules

Paris Hilton has scheduled her first interview for herself after her prison release. The media darling is scheduled to leave her L.A. Twin Towers prison on Tuesday after getting 21 days off of her 45 sentence for good behaviour.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Lands Leading Role in New Broadway Musical Production of Prisoner in Cell Block H

Paris Hilton Lands Leading Role in New Broadway Musical Production of Prisoner in Cell Block H

Lynwood, California - Despite having her recording contract canceled by Sony, Paris Hilton was offered the leading role of "Frankie" in a new Broadway musical production based on the popular Australian women's prison 1980s TV series, Pr...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"

Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"

The official date for the start of summer has come. Beaches are full of surfers and bikini clad teens. People are sipping margaritas poolside. Sales of sun screen and big floppy hats are soaring. Beach balls and babes are both bouncing. Paris Hi...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton to tell Larry King:"My alcoholic hellhole life"

Paris Hilton to tell Larry King:"My alcoholic hellhole life"

Los Angeles - (Totally Daft Heiress Press): Paris Hilton is to tell Larry King about the hellish sham of her alcohol-dependent life in a TV interview this Wednesday.

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Funny story: No Takers For Paris Million Dollar Blubbering

No Takers For Paris Million Dollar Blubbering

Originally it seemed as if American networks NBC and ABC were fighting over the right to speak to jail bird heiress Paris Hilton, with a million dollars ready to be dumped into Paris's gargantuan piggy bank. Now both networks are denying that th...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, Partners in Nicole Richie's Driving School

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, Partners in Nicole Richie's Driving School

Nicole Richie opened a driving school in response to driving north in the south bound traffic lanes of a Los Angeles freeway a few moths ago. Ms Richie had a rathe...

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Funny story: Uncle Sam Declares Tuesday Public Holiday -- Paris Release

Uncle Sam Declares Tuesday Public Holiday -- Paris Release

Paris Hilton will be released from jail next Tuesday, June 26, Sheriff's spokesman Doc Holiday announced today.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton announces new television series

Paris Hilton announces new television series

(Los Angeles, CA) Media whore Paris Hilton has announced her upcoming reality series "Bitches Behind Bars" to air on the FOX channel this Fall.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton dating Ron Paul. Offered VP on Republican Ticket

Paris Hilton dating Ron Paul. Offered VP on Republican Ticket

Paris Hilton wants to be President of the United States of America. In an exclusive interview with this reporter yesterday in her scum-sucking putrid rat-infested jail cell, Paris was blunt: "Being President? Hot!"...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Become Nun

Paris Hilton To Become Nun

(Los Angeles) - After a brief meeting with the pope, Hilton heiress Paris will shed her party girl image and become a nun.

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Funny story: Rick Hilton Buys LA Correctional Institute

Rick Hilton Buys LA Correctional Institute

According to knowledgeable insiders, Rick Hilton, grandson of famous hotelier Conrad Hilton and father of Paris Hilton, today closed a rush real estate deal that makes him sole owner of the LA Century Regional Detention Facility.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's mom: My daughter is not a 'Skinky Ho'

Paris Hilton's mom: My daughter is not a 'Skinky Ho'

The Hamptons - Paris Hilton's mother, Kathy, recently told Barbara Walters that her daughter is, in fact, not a 'Skinky Ho'.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Wants to Stay in Jail

Paris Hilton Wants to Stay in Jail

Inmates at the Lynwood Correctional Facility are saying Paris Hilton is comfortable where she is and has no desire to return to the mean streets of Beverly Hills and Manhattan. Hilton has requested her lawyer file a reverse appeal to keep her incarce...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton is Home Free... Again!

Paris Hilton is Home Free... Again!

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Pop icon and celebrity Paris Whitney Hilton 20, was released from prison yesterday on the grounds that she had an unmentioned medical complication that prohibited her from serving the remainder of her sentence, of forty-five days. Hi...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Release Monday, Neighbors Brace for Impact

Paris Hilton's Release Monday, Neighbors Brace for Impact

Paris Hilton is set to be released on Monday from the Lynwood Correctional Facility where she's been doing her time.

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Funny story: Paparazzi Seek Psycho Help Over Paris

Paparazzi Seek Psycho Help Over Paris

The paparazzi pack is hurting, and hurting bad. Many have sought psychotherapy to help them cope with NPPS -- 'No Paris Photo Syndrome.'...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton anorexia fears

Paris Hilton anorexia fears

Lynwood Jail - (Ass Mess): Untreated bulimic Paris Hilton is said to be under 24/7 observation once again at Lynwood Jail after raising anorexia fears.

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