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Funny story: Flipper Captures Bin Laden!

Flipper Captures Bin Laden!

At Naval base Point Loma in San Diego Harbor, dolphins and sea lions have been trained since the days of the Cold War to spot and captures enemy underwater invaders. Despite the high confidence in this submariner mammalian program, all involved were...

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Funny story: Pope, Bush, Bin Laden, to Visit Rutgers

Pope, Bush, Bin Laden, to Visit Rutgers

(Vatican City Internet Cafe) -- If I didn't believe this I wouldn't have believed it. His Holiness Pope Benedict XXVI is coming to Rutgers. President Bush is also coming to Rutgers. And Osama Bin Laden will also come to Rutgers.

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Funny story: Turin Shroud Proves Osama & Jesus Brothers Says Titanic Director Cameron

Turin Shroud Proves Osama & Jesus Brothers Says Titanic Director Cameron

Hollyweird April 6 -- Titanic Director, theologian, & Geraldo-wanna-be James Cameron will release an Easter-eve featurette on You-Tube that proves conclusively that Jesus of Nazareth and Osama Bin Laden of the Riyadh & Geneve Bin Ladens are brothers.

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Funny story: Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video

Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video

(Hollywood--CA) Steven Hirsch, President of adult entertainment behemoth Vivid Video, is a pornographer with a social conscience. "I was at the anti-Iraq war protest at the Pentagon a few weeks ago. And I see these five topless mothers each carr...

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Funny story: Al-Qaida No.3 admits 'I killed Kennedy.......and Bambi....and Jimmy Hoffa'

Al-Qaida No.3 admits 'I killed Kennedy.......and Bambi....and Jimmy Hoffa'

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed cemented his position as Al-Qaida's most ambitious operational planner after confessing to a litany of unsolved crimes and admitting to planning and supporting thousands more.

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Funny story: Republicans create "Truth Squad" in House of Representatives

Republicans create "Truth Squad" in House of Representatives

From the people who brought you the IRAQ war-- sans Body Armour for the Troops they claim to support with such Patriotic Vigor.

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Funny story: US Calls in Scooby Doo to Find Osama Bin Laden

US Calls in Scooby Doo to Find Osama Bin Laden

After months of failed attempts at locating Osama bin Laden, US military has called in the big guns.

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Funny story: Syrian Cartoon Claims Lindsay Lohan Muslim; U.S. Six-Year Olds Riot!

Syrian Cartoon Claims Lindsay Lohan Muslim; U.S. Six-Year Olds Riot!

(New York, NY) Syrian United Nations Ambassador Imad Moustapha was quick to say "how does it feel when the Persian slipper is on the other foot" after a group of twenty-five six-year olds overturned five Hasbro electric cars and set fire to...

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Funny story: Bush Reveals Plan to Freeze Bin Laden

Bush Reveals Plan to Freeze Bin Laden

President of the United States of America George W. Bush, following this mornings shock comments about Osama Bin Laden's fate, agreed to give a brief interview with The Spoof reporter Fred Heart.

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Funny story: Queen and Osama

Queen and Osama

Worried staff found the Queen in bed with Osama Bin Laden this morning. While serving her morning Earl Grey, Her Majesty was heard to tell Bin Laden in between moans "No wonder you are the most wanted man in the world"...

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Funny story: CNN Breaking News: "Osama Enters U.S. Presidential Race"

CNN Breaking News: "Osama Enters U.S. Presidential Race"

Sources close to CNN have informed us that Osama is running for president. Osama is very popular among Democrats and liberals because of his opposition to the Iraq War. Osama, appearing at his latest press conference, said "we must fix the mess...

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Funny story: News of Bin Laden on Mars wins $3billion funding for NASA

News of Bin Laden on Mars wins $3billion funding for NASA

Washington - NASA officials today were celebrating winning $3billion of funding to look for Osama Bin Laden on Mars. After 5 years of searching and not even a footprint, the Saudi Embassy in Washington has advised the US government that Bin Laden lef...

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Funny story: 'Jesus Forgives Osama' ignites Pat Robertson

'Jesus Forgives Osama' ignites Pat Robertson

Sydney, Australia - (Rioters): A Sydney baptist church's placard proclaiming that Jesus Forgives Osama has outraged age-defying protein pancake peddler the Reverend Pat Robertson into condemning Antipodean theology as perverted homosexual brainwa...

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Funny story: Bin Laden claims 9/11 was 'intended as leaflet drop but went horribly wrong'

Bin Laden claims 9/11 was 'intended as leaflet drop but went horribly wrong'

Osama bin Laden has released a new video to the Al Jazeera television network, in which he sensationally reveals the real reason for the 9/11 attacks was not malicious, just incompetent.

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Funny story: Taliban Leader Complains About Bin Laden

Taliban Leader Complains About Bin Laden

Mullah Mohammed Omar ,infamous leader of the radical fundamentalist Afghani Taliban, complained that he has not seen Osama Bin Laden for five years. " I write , I call , I even e-mail and nothing, absolutely nothing!" : The Mullah has lamented to friends. " We were close , really close and now it's like we never even knew each other. I know life must be tough in the caves or whe...

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Funny story: President Bush Opens Your Mail Without a Warrant

President Bush Opens Your Mail Without a Warrant

WASHINGTON, D.C.- President George W. Bush abused a postal reform bill in order to search people's mail without a warrant. Though Mr. Bush's actions are "contrary to existing law," the president says that he has the authority under...

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Funny story: Stupid Terrorist Flies Hang-Glider Into Side Of Building - "He fluttered to earth like a dead butterfly!" Say Witnesses

Stupid Terrorist Flies Hang-Glider Into Side Of Building - "He fluttered to earth like a dead butterfly!" Say Witnesses

New York City - Witnesses here stared in curiosity today as a man on a hang-glider smashed into the side of a New York City skyscraper, wounding one and killing one. Both of them him.

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