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Funny story: Mark Spitz Challenges Michael Phelps to Race

Mark Spitz Challenges Michael Phelps to Race

Upset with the huge success of Michael Phelps at this year's Olympic games and the fact that all of his one time world records have fallen, former swimmer Mark Spitz has decided to come out of retirement and challenge Michael Phelps to a race. Spi...

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympic Flame To Be Lit By EastEnders' Dot Cotton

London 2012 Olympic Flame To Be Lit By EastEnders' Dot Cotton

The extravagant opening ceremony at the Beijing Olympic Games, has inspired the organisers of the London 2012 Games, to ask Dot Cotton of the BBC1 soap EastEnders, to light the 2012 Olympic flame with one of her tab ends. After the organisers witn...

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Funny story: Algerian Marathon Runner Is Favorite To Win Olympic Marathon

Algerian Marathon Runner Is Favorite To Win Olympic Marathon

The Algerian Olympic marathon runner Ald Orrzak Ziane is the favorite to win the race in the Beijing Games. To get ready for his marathon race he has already set off to run there.

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Funny story: Olympic Diver Tom Daley In Danger Of Burn-out - He's Only 14!

Olympic Diver Tom Daley In Danger Of Burn-out - He's Only 14!

Olympic diver Tom Daley is being counselled by health experts from the British Olympic Association on the eve of the Beijing Games, because it's been suggested that the lad might already be suffering from stress related to his Olympic selection at su...

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Funny story: Single Olympic Chopstick Idea a Failure

Single Olympic Chopstick Idea a Failure

Bejiing - Chinese officials tasked with putting a hometown touch to the 2008 Olympics may be forced to backtrack from their idea to promote the use of a single large chopstick for feeding athletes at the Olympic Village.

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Funny story: Bush Gives American Team Olympic Send Off

Bush Gives American Team Olympic Send Off

President George W. Bush hosted the U.S. Olympic team at the White House and gave them an official send off to the Chinese Olypic Games. At a dinner and reception held outside in the Rose Garden, Bush gave a speech to the athletes and their coaches.

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Funny story: Iran Will Not Go To Olympic Games

Iran Will Not Go To Olympic Games

The Iran government has said that it has forbidden the Iran Olympic team to travel to the Olympic Games event in China because of the unfair pressure America is giving it.

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Funny story: US Multinational Corporations Ads Root for Whatever Country's Olympic Team They Happen to Be Pimping at the Moment!

US Multinational Corporations Ads Root for Whatever Country's Olympic Team They Happen to Be Pimping at the Moment!

The broadmindedness and universalism of US multinational corporate advertising is an inspiration to our sometimes deeply divided world.

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Funny story: Victoria Pendleton To Ride In Olympics In Her Birthday Suit

Victoria Pendleton To Ride In Olympics In Her Birthday Suit

Victoria Pendleton, the world, British and Commonwealth cycling sprint champion, has said that she intends to compete in this summer's Beijing Olympic cycling events in the nude, apart from her helmet.

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Funny story: Thousands Of Musicians To Be Banned For Substance Abuse After Dwain Chambers Verdict

Thousands Of Musicians To Be Banned For Substance Abuse After Dwain Chambers Verdict

As Dwain Chambers left the High Court a disappointed man yesterday, thousands of musicians have been warned that they, too, face a lifetime ban from performing or making income from music if they test positive...

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Funny story: Dwain Chambers To Become A High Court Judge

Dwain Chambers To Become A High Court Judge

In an astonishing turn of events, British 100m sprinter Dwain Chambers has told of his plans to pursue a career in the judiciary, and has set his sights on becoming the first Black Drugs Cheat judge.

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Funny story: Dwain Chambers Judge Delays Decision "To Make It Even More Exciting"

Dwain Chambers Judge Delays Decision "To Make It Even More Exciting"

The judge presiding over the Dwain Chambers Injunction case will delay making his decision on the exciting case until tomorrow in a bid, say court officials, "to make the spectacle even more exciting."

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Funny story: Oscar Pistorius Branded Health & Safety Risk By IAAF Knob

Oscar Pistorius Branded Health & Safety Risk By IAAF Knob

Oscar Pistorius, the double-amputee South African athlete should not be allowed to run in the 4X400m Olympic Relay in Beijing, as he is a Health & Safety risk, and could scythe the legs off other runners, says a lead...

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Funny story: Dwain Chambers Hires Famous TV Lawyer Horace Rumpole

Dwain Chambers Hires Famous TV Lawyer Horace Rumpole

Dwain Chambers, Britain's best chance of an athletics gold medal at the Beijing Olympic Games, has hired renowned defence lawyer Horace Rumpole for his High Court battle tomorrow.

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Funny story: New Olympic Sport: Face Sitting

New Olympic Sport: Face Sitting

This year's Chinese Olympics are to be graced with a new sport that not many people have heard about - the Face Sitting Marathon.

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Funny story: Dwain Chambers Breaks World Record - But BOA Still Won't Give In

Dwain Chambers Breaks World Record - But BOA Still Won't Give In

Dwain Chambers, the British sprinter banned for two years after testing positive for a banned substance, broke the 100m World Record at the Olympic trials in Birmingham yesterday, but still won't be allowed to represent the natio...

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Funny story: No Olympic Games for White British Athletes

No Olympic Games for White British Athletes

The British government's cull of white British males intensified this week, when the Minister for Women and Equality announced that only women and ethnic groups would be allowed to represent Great Britain in the London Olympics.

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