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Funny story: In a galaxy not so far away

In a galaxy not so far away

National Aeronautics and Space Administration officials announced today that they have discovered an object rapidly approaching Earth that resembles a Death Star from the popular movie series Star Wars. They also reported several large triangular obj...

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Funny story: Discovery of Caves on Mars Leads Scientists to Obvious Conclusion... Martian Bears.

Discovery of Caves on Mars Leads Scientists to Obvious Conclusion... Martian Bears.

Seven 'cave entrances' have been discovered on the surface of Mars by NASA's Odyssey space craft. The caves have excited the Scientific Community, who are very easily excited.

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Funny story: UPS robbed: NASA mind-reading sensors taken

UPS robbed: NASA mind-reading sensors taken

A shipment of "noncontact" sensors designed by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration was stolen last week from a United Parcel Service delivery vehicle, NASA reports today in a press release.

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Funny story: China Developing Human Computer Chips

China Developing Human Computer Chips

In 2004, researchers from the University of Florida grew mouse brain cells on a computer chip and trained them to pilot a flight simulator.

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Funny story: Rogue Asteroid to Collide with Moon

Rogue Asteroid to Collide with Moon

NASA announced today it has been alerted to a rogue asteroid that seems to be on a collision course with the moon.

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Funny story: Astronauts Fix ISS' antenna just in time for "Ugly Betty"

Astronauts Fix ISS' antenna just in time for "Ugly Betty"

Astronauts Tyurin and Lopez-Alegria High-fived each other during the completion of Fixing the International Space Station's jammed antenna today.

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Funny story: Illuminati send Themis to probe the Northern Lights

Illuminati send Themis to probe the Northern Lights

Cape Canaveral, Florida - (Rioters): The Illuminati have sponsored NASA's latest space probe Themis on its mission to penetrate the colourful light show known as the aurora or Northern Lights in high-latitude skies above Earth.

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Funny story: Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Scientists from the San Francisco Institute of Cosmotology, today released what they claim is a groundbreaking new paper on the links between the ever expanding universe and the high levels of obesity seen in the world.

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Funny story: Man travels to the sun at night

Man travels to the sun at night

German NASA officials was overjoyed today when they announced they had sent the first man to the sun at night. Their inspiration comes from Nuclear Man from Superman 4. The pilot Hans Crumpetzinger had trained for 2 years, spent time in various bread...

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Funny story: Depends To Unveil New Ad Campaign

Depends To Unveil New Ad Campaign

Depends, the manufacturers of adult diapers are to unveil a new ad campaign. The new ads, unfortunately too late to premier during the Super Bowl, will feature none other than Astronaut Lisa Nowak.

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Funny story: Astronauts Grateful for Death of Starlet

Astronauts Grateful for Death of Starlet

An audible sigh of relief could be heard emanating today from NASA headquarters in Washington, D.C. Early poll ratings suggest that U.S. citizens are even more interested in the emerging news of Ms. Smith's death than they were in the Lisa Nowak...

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Funny story: International Space Station extension erection was Lisa Nowak's love shack

International Space Station extension erection was Lisa Nowak's love shack

Cape Canaveral - (Rioters): The high-tech secrets of the recently installed ISS extension have been outed as a simple love shack that NASA's robotic arm operator Captain Lisa Nowak helped to erect last December under a cloak of classified secrecy...

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Funny story: NASA, Man Do You Have Problems

NASA, Man Do You Have Problems

Who'd a thought that NASA would give the United States Postal Service competition in the employee rage department - Never saw that one coming! Perhaps rage by American Idol rejects, but certainly not astronauts. Astronauts have always been regard...

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Funny story: 200 Mile High Club Revokes Nowak's Membership

200 Mile High Club Revokes Nowak's Membership

The small, but exclusive, group of astronauts who can claim membership in the 200 Mile High Club distanced themselves today from accused stalker Lisa Nowak. Nowak, infamous for a recent attempt to kidnap her rival in a painful earth-based love triang...

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Funny story: Grimsby Man Ends Up In Quebec Thanks To Sat Nav

Grimsby Man Ends Up In Quebec Thanks To Sat Nav

Jim Plank, from Grimsby, got more than he bargained for when he used his new sat-nav system for the first time. For instead of going down The Golden Cod in the high street to get tea for him and his wife, Doris, he ended up in Quebec Canada. He told...

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Funny story: News of Bin Laden on Mars wins $3billion funding for NASA

News of Bin Laden on Mars wins $3billion funding for NASA

Washington - NASA officials today were celebrating winning $3billion of funding to look for Osama Bin Laden on Mars. After 5 years of searching and not even a footprint, the Saudi Embassy in Washington has advised the US government that Bin Laden lef...

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Funny story: Homeless People Very Excited About NASA's 2 Billion Dollar Moon Rock Scooper

Homeless People Very Excited About NASA's 2 Billion Dollar Moon Rock Scooper

Washington DC - Two-thousand homeless people - men, women and children - clamored in front of the White House today to express their excitement for the funding the US government has given to NASA to equip their upcoming satellites with a new moon roc...

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