In a surprise announcement by Michael Jackson's father, it was revealed that some of his son Michael's greatest million-selling hits weren't in fact written by the singer at all. At a special press conference to moan to the world about being left...
Both Kensington Palace and the Jackson family refused to comment on claims that Princess Diana would be attending Jacko's Funeral tomorrow. The Spoof can reveal that a special jet has been laid on to Fly Diana to the USA in time for the service at t...
Los Angeles, CA - Michael Jackson's brain has been withheld from grieving relatives as it undergoes further toxicological testing. Unfortunately, this has forced his survivors to postpone the brain's burial to a future date. Although not a well-kn...
Los Angeles, CA - Angel Samos, a man suspected of raping his ex-girlfriend, shooting another woman, abducted four young children and who then was shot in the head today by arresting officers, is afraid he might have misplaced his Michael Jackson Memo...
Preparations are well under way for the Man in the Mirror, Michael Jackson's, funeral in Los Angeles, and it promises to be a thriller. The casket, made from ebony and ivory, will be mourned over by a billion spectators (mainly black or white), vi...
New York - (ReUterus): TV celebrity interviewer Martin Bashir has bowed to the pressure of a $1 million paycheck and will publish unedited footage of his 1995 Princess Diana interview. The footage is to be shown on LAFagHagSlagMag.com's YouBoob! c...
Music Royalty will be in attendance at the funeral of Michael Jackson. Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul, and Elvis Presley, the King of Rock, will both sing. Aretha, who has ballooned to over 600 pounds, will arrive in the back of a semi truck...
It was announced yesterday that Michael Jackson's funeral was to be held on the moon. It would coincide with the full moon to give the maximum number of people across the globe a chance to view the ceremony. Special telescopes were being auctioned...
HOLLYWOOD - Touchstone Pictures in association with Up The Creek Productions has said that they will be releasing Michael Jackson's last motion picture. The film which starred Angelina Jolie as the main character in the Lara Croft adventure series...
Los Angeles - (ReUterus): For the last sixteen years Jordan Chandler's attorneys have kept locked down explicit home video footage of the thirteen year old and Michael Jackson 'playing doctors and nurses' at Neverland Ranch. But the padlocks are f...
NEVERSAYNEVERLAND, HOLLYWOOD: The identity of Michael Jackson's Mystery girlfriend has been revealed. Earlier Michael Jackson's former bodyguard had told news media that Michael had a secret girlfriend that he met in secret and wanted to keep se...
Now that Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin has tendered her resignation, one of her last official acts has been to offer to host Michael Jackson's memorial service now that Los Angeles reneged. The announcement was made at her weekly press conference he...
Citing a lack of financial resources, the mayors of Los Angeles and Hollywood have reneged on their offer to host the Michael Jackson Memorial Service and Funeral. At a noon press conference held at Los Angeles City Hall, Mayor Horatio Castaneda...
Beyoncé has rescheduled the August 1 concert that was originally planned for Malaysia - but canceled amid protests - and will perform instead in Pakistan on that day, Reuter reports. The Malaysia show was nixed last week amid protests by local Mu...
Beijing, China - Chinese-based internet hackers have cornered the market on tickets to the Staples Center Jackson Memorial show and there's nothing anyone can do about it. This is the message given the media from the Los Angeles police. Although...
Michael Jackson's long-time friend Liz Taylor has said that she will play the part of the now deceased king of Pop in a biopic of the stars life. Taylor, 153, said she was the only one who could portray the sick fuck correctly. English director...
Andy Murray, the first Briton for 80 years with any real chance of winning the men's singles championship at Wimbledon, has lost in the semi-finals. And, in a heart-warming gesture, Michael Jackson, the dead King of Pop, has sent a message to the pr...
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