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Funny story: Conservatives Promise Truancy Executions in Pre-Election Manifesto

Conservatives Promise Truancy Executions in Pre-Election Manifesto

"People in this country are crying out for a Conservative Party that is decent, reasonable, sensible, common sense and in it for the long term of this country and that is the party we are going to build."...

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Funny story: Water Presents Danger to Small Children

Water Presents Danger to Small Children

I was walking through Leicester recently and happened upon a water fountain in a square near Granby Street and what a good job I did. A sign placed on the fountain rim read: Water Presents DANGER to small Children. The surrounding area was a scene of complete carnage- kids running around all over the shop with 90% burns on account of them having messed with a deadly nerve agent known as: 'wate...

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Funny story: Mobile Phone Mast Has Turned My Kiddy Into A Grouse Sobs Mum

Mobile Phone Mast Has Turned My Kiddy Into A Grouse Sobs Mum

Distraught mum, Jean Munter, sobbed today as she told The Spoof how the installation of a new mobile phone mast in her street has caused her three year old son, Mickey, to turn into a game bird.

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Funny story: South London in the grip of terror from toddler drug dealers

South London in the grip of terror from toddler drug dealers

They say criminals are getting younger but, as last nights shooting by a two and a half year old toddler shows, the streets of Peckham have now become a creche of fear!...

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Funny story: China Targets Fat Kids

China Targets Fat Kids

Beijing - At a grand press conference held yesterday afternoon in the Chinese health ministry, the new Chinese health minister Lo Fat Yung, unveiled the government's controversial new plan for the nation's obese children.

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Funny story: Teenage Boy Takes Out Trash Without Being Asked; Mother Drops Dead

Teenage Boy Takes Out Trash Without Being Asked; Mother Drops Dead

A Milwaukee mother of 4 was found dead on her kitchen floor earlier today, of an apparent heart attack. When Mrs. Wendy Wilson discovered her teenaged son had taken out the trash without being asked, the shock was too great for the 42 year old single...

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Funny story: Sooty And Sweep Missing - Serious Fears For Their Safety

Sooty And Sweep Missing - Serious Fears For Their Safety

Kiddies' favourite puppeteer, Mathew Corbett, is said by sources close to him to be distraught by the theft of his two best buddies, Sooty and Sweep.

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Funny story: Why Dads play golf/drink/leave home/ have a sex change

Why Dads play golf/drink/leave home/ have a sex change

Have you ever tried having and adult conversation with kids around? It's not interesting to them and not focussed on them so they will go to superhuman lengths to get noticed; including finding the heaviest thing in the room to bang on a sibling or the most fragile thing to launch across the room.

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Funny story: Teletubbies Say "You're Dead You Piece Of Scum!"

Teletubbies Say "You're Dead You Piece Of Scum!"

A man from Liverpool was in hiding today claiming that he is on the hit-list of Teletubby, Tinky Winky, and that he's dead meat if the loveable furry tri-angle headed kiddies favourite catches up with him.

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Funny story: Man attacked by pit bull toddler

Man attacked by pit bull toddler

A 38-year-old man and his dog were attacked by a pit bull type toddler while walking in Ravenscliffe, Bradford.

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Funny story: The Not Posh Guide to Premiership Football

The Not Posh Guide to Premiership Football

Today, The Spoof, launches the first in the series of pullout articles for busy, posh, Spoof reading parents who know what's right and proper, but not what their kids are getting into, which is an utter mystery, darling: The Not Posh Guide.

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Funny story: Unemployment in Children Under 12 Skyrockets

Unemployment in Children Under 12 Skyrockets

Arguably the clearest illustration of the horrific condition of our economy, a study by the New York Times has shown unemployment in children under the age of twelve to be at an all-time high. The study revealed that nearly 93% of children in America...

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Funny story: New Study Released By Surgeon General - "We're all gonna die!"

New Study Released By Surgeon General - "We're all gonna die!"

The Surgeon General released a long-awaited report today on the future of American health, revealing his results to 500 elementary school children.

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Funny story: Gifted Child's Secret Is Out

Gifted Child's Secret Is Out

For years it was thought that young Martin Popplelop was a gifted genius. At the age of four he had an IQ of 175 and by six this had increased to 194.

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Funny story: Celeb Babies "Wind It Up"

Celeb Babies "Wind It Up"

A playdate escalated into something more when celeb babies got together at a Hollywood home last week.

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Funny story: Pope's Message Is Directed To The Yoof

Pope's Message Is Directed To The Yoof

As part of his drive to involve the 'yoof' into the modern church, the Pope will today include a section of his Christmas blessing in a rap specially written for him by English rap combo, The Incontinence Crew.

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Funny story: Political Correctness Brigade Finally Go Mental - Kids Can't Be Taught Any Longer!

Political Correctness Brigade Finally Go Mental - Kids Can't Be Taught Any Longer!

St Gawd Elpus College in Devon has hit the headlines around the world as being the first school to ban lessons of any description.

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