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Funny story: Location Location Location: The Wills and Kate challenge

Location Location Location: The Wills and Kate challenge

Channel 4 favourite Location etc etc have been approached by happy couple Prince William and Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine of Bangor to help to find their dream home as they plan to begin their lives together. Presenters Phil Spencer and K...

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Funny story: Prince William to marry Kate Middleton, is she a Virgin?

Prince William to marry Kate Middleton, is she a Virgin?

Prince William has announced his plans to marry his long-term girlfriend, Kate Middleton, so what? Well at least the world has some happy news to celebrate and Royal followers will be jumping over the moon. But there is one slight worry about K...

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Funny story: Prince William And Kate Middleton Wedding Off - Shocking U-Turn!

Prince William And Kate Middleton Wedding Off - Shocking U-Turn!

A shocking U-turn today from Clarence House as the announcement was released that Prince William and Kate Middleton are not really getting married after all. The announcement came hot on the heels of an earlier announcement to the effect that the...

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Funny story: Kate & Will - Shock Announcement

Kate & Will - Shock Announcement

Kate Middleton and Prince William have provided more information about their forthcoming wedding. The announcement will shock some people and puts in danger Government plans to make us all Happy. The statement reads: 'Kate & Will wish to ma...

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Funny story: Royal wedding: Prince William to marry Kate Middleton

Royal wedding: Prince William to marry Kate Middleton

Prince William is to marry long-term girlfriend Kate Middleton next year, Clarence House has said. William, second in line to the throne, will marry in London next spring or summer and live in north Wales, where he is serving with the RAF. Kate...

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Funny story: Bollywood astrologers picked Wills/Kate wedding announcement date

Bollywood astrologers picked Wills/Kate wedding announcement date

Mumbai - (Zodiac Mess): Indian stargazers who picked the date for Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan's nuptial conjunction advised on the timing of today's royal announcement. A resplendent Sun trine Jupiter angle straddling the signs of Scorpio...

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Funny story: Fury as insiders allege 'Gorgon Brown's son to marry Samantha Cameron's daughter'

Fury as insiders allege 'Gorgon Brown's son to marry Samantha Cameron's daughter'

London - (Rioters): Royal Protection Racket cops sources said today the pair of seedy lookalikes had finally managed to pull it off. Prince William's doppelganger will wed Kate Middleton's body double after getting the nod from the Palace. Year...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's coke-dealer uncle barred from royal nuptials

Kate Middleton's coke-dealer uncle barred from royal nuptials

London - (Reuterus): Gary Goldsmith is banned from next year's wedding after bringing disgrace to the Middleton family name. Last year he was caught by reporters in a classic red top sting after bragging about his 'By Royal Appointment' status.

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Funny story: Kate Middleton: Inside The Mind Of A Future Queen.

Kate Middleton: Inside The Mind Of A Future Queen.

It seems this lovely young lady, who has captured all our hearts - not just Prince William's - is destined to be our Queen one day. We know what she looks like and the official life story. But what is she like underneath the royal glamour? What makes her tick? We sent society editor Melissa Blit-Head to find out. Here is her exclusive report... The Hon Jemima Boden-Boden has known Kate...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's family in shoot-out with Balmoral cops

Kate Middleton's family in shoot-out with Balmoral cops

Scotland - (Rioters): Royal Protection Racket cops were in a tense shoot-out standoff with the desperate royal wannabe's parents last weekend, it has been reported. The incident took place on the anniversary of Kate Middleton's uncle Gary Goldsmit...

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Funny story: Prince William And Kate Middleton Attend Wedding Number 12 - Is Theirs On The Horizon With Baby Shocker?

Prince William And Kate Middleton Attend Wedding Number 12 - Is Theirs On The Horizon With Baby Shocker?

Breaking News - Prince William and Kate Middleton today announced that they would be attending the wedding of William Duckworth Chad, to Miss Henrietta Huzzah Merrieweather - the twelfth wedding the couple have attended together. When asked if at...

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Funny story: 'Pregnant' Kate Middleton in morning sickness horror!

'Pregnant' Kate Middleton in morning sickness horror!

Windsor - (Nauseating News): So when does a 5am throwing up in the Castle moat constitute pregnancy rather than a classic binge-drinking overflow? Palace courtiers are divided this weekend amid reports Kate Middleton chundered her guts out in a cl...

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Funny story: Secret Palace mortgage frauds funding Wills and Kate nuptials

Secret Palace mortgage frauds funding Wills and Kate nuptials

London - (Prenup Mess): An audit of the Palace austerity budget has found millions of pounds raised via home loans on 'royal peculiars'. These shadowy religious edifices come under HM's direct control without the bothersome tedium of Parliamentar...

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Funny story: Kate Middelton's boob job disaster: William feels real tit

Kate Middelton's boob job disaster: William feels real tit

Kate Middleton, encouraged by Prince William, has undergone breast enlargement, but the operation has turned her into a freak. She now has a large breast on each of the cheeks of her bottom. In order to prevent the British tabloids learning of the...

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Funny story: George Michael Sings 'I Want Your Sex' To Kate Middleton - Insiders Think He's Bluffing

George Michael Sings 'I Want Your Sex' To Kate Middleton - Insiders Think He's Bluffing

Insiders - literally, because they're banged up - have informed Skoob Entertainment News that disgraced weed gardener, George Michael has been serenading Royal in waiting Kate Middleton with an acapello version of 'I Want Your Sex' from his prison ce...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton in nude burkha-trampling vid romp shocker!

Kate Middleton in nude burkha-trampling vid romp shocker!

London - (Reuterus): A tiny swastika-shaped birthmark on her left buttock is just visible in the grainy footage. Looking lean and tanned seven stone vamp Kate is seen trampolining up and down on a burkha that covers what looks like a royal-mammog...

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Funny story: Jennifer Thompson 'an upmarket version of Kate Middleton' says hooker agency

Jennifer Thompson 'an upmarket version of Kate Middleton' says hooker agency

Manchester - (Ass Mess): The Salford Slappers Escort Agency said today Thompson started off as a stunt double for some of Kate's less palatable early assigments (don't ask!) The two brunettes' physical resemblance was uncanny and spawned a whole...

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