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Funny story: Bush's extreme White House makeover is making Obama's campaign promises come true months early

Bush's extreme White House makeover is making Obama's campaign promises come true months early

Washington, DC - Meeting with Iran for direct talks, pledging to shore up Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac with liquidity to stabilize the failing mortgage market and now agreeing to a time line on U.S. troop withdrawal from Iraq, Bush's extreme White Hous...

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Funny story: John McCain's Dark Knight Is Dirty Harry

John McCain's Dark Knight Is Dirty Harry

(Washington, D.C.) "The night is always darkest before the dawn." So begins Harvey Dent's observation on Gotham City's crime spree in "The Dark Knight". And it's the same beginning for a press release...

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Funny story: McCain - Iran has weapons of Mass Destruction

McCain - Iran has weapons of Mass Destruction

Desperate republican hopeful senator John McCain has come forward with a 'Dodgy looking' dossier of what he claimed were CIA documents showing that "Iran could wield weapons of mass destruction in only 22.5 minutes that's half the ti...

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Funny story: Sound Bite Distortions

Sound Bite Distortions

Washington DC, July 17, 2008: Presidential candidates Senator Barack Obama and Senator John McCain agreed today to challenge any quoted sound bite distortions and half truths employed by the media, during the rest of the campaign.

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Endorses John McCain

Miley Cyrus Endorses John McCain

15-year-old Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus announced today that she endorses Arizona Senator John McCain to be the next president of the United States.

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Funny story: "ChemicalMcC" Supports Covert Operations in Iranian Lungs

"ChemicalMcC" Supports Covert Operations in Iranian Lungs

Repub candie John McCain has advanced a secret foreign policy initiative to spread cancer causing agents into the lungs of Iranians. Tar, nicotine and toxic chemical additives are being shipped to Iran in the guise of US produced cigarettes.

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Funny story: John McCain Will Use Nukes

John McCain Will Use Nukes

In a candid interview late last week U.S. Presidential candidate John McCain admitted that if he is elected in November he will attack the Socialist Republic of Vietnam with nuclear weapons.

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Funny story: McCain Favors Denying Thousands of Orphans Adoption!

McCain Favors Denying Thousands of Orphans Adoption!

Adoptive parent and Republican presidential hopeful John McCain advocated this week for the denial of adopting families for thousands of parentless children.

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Funny story: McCain Travels to Bloody F*cking Hell-Hole Africa

McCain Travels to Bloody F*cking Hell-Hole Africa

Washington D.C.-John McCain, in efforts only described as pointless, recently made headlines in his proposal to visit "Black Country" Africa. His campaign manager described the reasoning as a "cultural exploration of the natural habit...

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Funny story: McCain and Bush to Dance in Puppet Show

McCain and Bush to Dance in Puppet Show

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Senator John McCain and President George Bush have proudly announced that they will dance together this Friday in a puppet show with AIPAC and the Russian-Israeli Mafia pulling the strings.

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Funny story: McCain Campaign Commercial: Green Card Holders- Cannon Fodder

McCain Campaign Commercial: Green Card Holders- Cannon Fodder

In the McCain campaigns efforts to reach out to Hispanic-Americans a new TV commercial has been released.

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Funny story: Phil Gramm to help Whining Americans; plans to lower nation's recommended daily dietary calorie count intake from 2,000 to 1,500

Phil Gramm to help Whining Americans; plans to lower nation's recommended daily dietary calorie count intake from 2,000 to 1,500

Washington DC - While short-sizing food products is helping Wall Street shore up corporate profits by hiding inflation from unsuspecting Americans, some consumers on Main Street are nevertheless beginning to notice that they are not getting the same...

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Funny story: McCain Kicks Librarian Out Of Town-Hall Meeting

McCain Kicks Librarian Out Of Town-Hall Meeting

Denver, Colorado - In an effort to keep the peace, John McCain's security forces ordered the Denver Police, (public servants salaried by tax payers) to throw out 62-year-old librarian Carol Kreck from a Town-Hall meeting on charges of trespassing...

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Funny story: John McCain's iPhone 3G Blog

John McCain's iPhone 3G Blog

(Washingtion, D.C.) It was a blog entry on JohnMcCain.com that could have been easily overlooked in the wake of the comments made earlier this week in "The Washington Post" by top adviser to McCain, Phil Gramm, no relation...

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Funny story: McCain hires Rev Jesse Jackson as Press Spokesman

McCain hires Rev Jesse Jackson as Press Spokesman

'I like the way he talks, what can I say?' said Senator McCain at a press conference this afternoon. He was announcing the latest addition to his campaign team - Reverend Jesse Jackson.

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Funny story: John McCain Has Turned Into A Large Piece Of Cheese

John McCain Has Turned Into A Large Piece Of Cheese

In a surprise move today, Republican Presidential candidate John McCain turned into a large piece of cheese. Federal investigators are already hunting the culprits, and have named 2 of the wanted criminals as Hillary Stilton and Barack Obamascarpone.

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Funny story: Obama Makes Age Jokes At McCain's Expense

Obama Makes Age Jokes At McCain's Expense

Brack Obama, the Illinois Senator who is trying to become the first black President of the United States, poked a little fun at the age of his opponent, Arizona Senator John McCain. "Every campaign picks a theme song," said the Democrat.

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