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Funny story: Princess Diana, bigger than Beatles, Jesus, Earth etc!

Princess Diana, bigger than Beatles, Jesus, Earth etc!

LONDON (Ass' press) - Organisers fear the giant London concert for Live Earth may be totally overshadowed by the continued wailing, moaning and gnashing of teeth surrounding the Diana memorial concert organised by the Princes Wil...

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Funny story: Jesus The Midnight Cowboy Papa's Got A Brand New Bag

Jesus The Midnight Cowboy Papa's Got A Brand New Bag

ONE NIGHT IN THE DESERT...

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Funny story: Jesus Burial Site Authenticated

Jesus Burial Site Authenticated

Dendrochronologists and speliologists have joined research efforts to confirm dates of the wood in the cave when Jesus was buried. Thanks to new methods learned from watching Titanic and CSI reruns, the dating methods conclude with 91% accuracy that...

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Funny story: Jackson, Sharpton, Christ, Prince Harry Praise Imus

Jackson, Sharpton, Christ, Prince Harry Praise Imus

(SEACAUCUS, NJ) As CBS removed the last plank under Shock Jock Don Imus, whose racial and sexist slur, blah, blah, blah, Rev Jesse Jackson, Rev Al Sharpton, J C of N, & HRH Prince Harry praised the disgraced broadcaster for all his charity work and h...

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Funny story: Jackson, Sharpton, Christ Protest Santa Claus's "Ho Ho Ho"

Jackson, Sharpton, Christ Protest Santa Claus's "Ho Ho Ho"

(NORTH POLE) -- Consternation raged today among Santa's elves and other residents of this once-jolly community as spiritual leaders Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Jesus Christ of Nazareth expanded their protest of the use of the word "Ho&qu...

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Funny story: Sharpton, Jackson, Christ, Satan Vie For Imus Time Slot on MSNBC

Sharpton, Jackson, Christ, Satan Vie For Imus Time Slot on MSNBC

(Center of the Universe, NYC) -- The Son of God, Paradise, and Prince of Darkness, Hades, were locked in a bidding war last night as NBC announced that the time slot occupied pre 4/11 by former Shock Jock Don Imus would be available to other responsi...

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Funny story: Christiano Ronaldo Named Greatest Footballer in the World... But a Bit of a Prick

Christiano Ronaldo Named Greatest Footballer in the World... But a Bit of a Prick

Christiano Ronaldo, of Manchester United and Portugal, has been named by many as the greatest footballer in the world at the moment, unfortunately he also has a personality.

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Funny story: Sharpton, Jackson, Christ Defend Imus

Sharpton, Jackson, Christ Defend Imus

(SEACAUCUS, NJ) --Syndicated MSNBC shock jock Dom Imus, recently suspended two weeks for a controversial on-air description of female African American student basketball players at Rutgers University as "nappy headed ho's," today receiv...

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Funny story: Jesus returns in time for Easter! Causes kerfuffle.

Jesus returns in time for Easter! Causes kerfuffle.

The White House have requested that Jesus Christ should pop in to the Guantanomo Bay leisure facility for a little chat about his activities in the middle east since his arrival back on the planet. Apparently, he spent just over a mo...

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Funny story: Turin Shroud Proves Osama & Jesus Brothers Says Titanic Director Cameron

Turin Shroud Proves Osama & Jesus Brothers Says Titanic Director Cameron

Hollyweird April 6 -- Titanic Director, theologian, & Geraldo-wanna-be James Cameron will release an Easter-eve featurette on You-Tube that proves conclusively that Jesus of Nazareth and Osama Bin Laden of the Riyadh & Geneve Bin Ladens are brothers.

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Funny story: Jesus Christ Choked On Easter Egg - Claim

Jesus Christ Choked On Easter Egg - Claim

Christians gathering for their annual feverish shindig at the isolated outpost of Christendom, Easter Island, are up-in-arms over the radical views on Christianity, of one of its own disciples.

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Funny story: Obama as Jesus Statue Causes Chicago Stir

Obama as Jesus Statue Causes Chicago Stir

A statue depicting Illinois Senator and presidential candidate Barrack Obama as Jesus Christ is causing a stir in Chicagao. The statue is the artwork of a college art student and was not meant as a political endorsement.

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Funny story: Give us Barabbas

Give us Barabbas

Lost Gospel Barabbas Reveals; He Knew Jesus' true identity By Roger Turgid :For...

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Funny story: Chocolate Jesus Offends Lactose Intolerant Catholics

Chocolate Jesus Offends Lactose Intolerant Catholics

A life-size milk chocolate Jesus on the cross is about to go on display in a New York Gallery offending...well, the people who are usually offended by this sort of thing.

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Funny story: Missing Gospel from New Testament Found

Missing Gospel from New Testament Found

Archaeologists digging through the recently discovered Tomb of Jesus have uncovered the missing "Gospel According to Fred". The missing Gospel will be included in some versions of the New`Testament joining with the Gospels of John, Luke, M...

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Funny story: Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'

Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'

The freedom of speech case Morse vs. Frederick involving high school student rights has come to the attention of U.S. Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales.

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Funny story: Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

In a wave of vandalism stretching across dozens of states, "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" stickers have begun to appear on cars and other private property.

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