Archaeologists from the University of Alabama have found amazing new evidence about the life of Jesus - or the JESUS 9000 as it is now known.
God, our father, made a sensational claim today that he is bigger than Jesus, our saviour.
LONDON (Ass' press) - Organisers fear the giant London concert for Live Earth may be totally overshadowed by the continued wailing, moaning and gnashing of teeth surrounding the Diana memorial concert organised by the Princes Wil...
ONE NIGHT IN THE DESERT...
Dendrochronologists and speliologists have joined research efforts to confirm dates of the wood in the cave when Jesus was buried. Thanks to new methods learned from watching Titanic and CSI reruns, the dating methods conclude with 91% accuracy that...
(SEACAUCUS, NJ) As CBS removed the last plank under Shock Jock Don Imus, whose racial and sexist slur, blah, blah, blah, Rev Jesse Jackson, Rev Al Sharpton, J C of N, & HRH Prince Harry praised the disgraced broadcaster for all his charity work and h...
(NORTH POLE) -- Consternation raged today among Santa's elves and other residents of this once-jolly community as spiritual leaders Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Jesus Christ of Nazareth expanded their protest of the use of the word "Ho&qu...
(Center of the Universe, NYC) -- The Son of God, Paradise, and Prince of Darkness, Hades, were locked in a bidding war last night as NBC announced that the time slot occupied pre 4/11 by former Shock Jock Don Imus would be available to other responsi...
Christiano Ronaldo, of Manchester United and Portugal, has been named by many as the greatest footballer in the world at the moment, unfortunately he also has a personality.
(SEACAUCUS, NJ) --Syndicated MSNBC shock jock Dom Imus, recently suspended two weeks for a controversial on-air description of female African American student basketball players at Rutgers University as "nappy headed ho's," today receiv...
The White House have requested that Jesus Christ should pop in to the Guantanomo Bay leisure facility for a little chat about his activities in the middle east since his arrival back on the planet. Apparently, he spent just over a mo...
Hollyweird April 6 -- Titanic Director, theologian, & Geraldo-wanna-be James Cameron will release an Easter-eve featurette on You-Tube that proves conclusively that Jesus of Nazareth and Osama Bin Laden of the Riyadh & Geneve Bin Ladens are brothers.
Christians gathering for their annual feverish shindig at the isolated outpost of Christendom, Easter Island, are up-in-arms over the radical views on Christianity, of one of its own disciples.
A statue depicting Illinois Senator and presidential candidate Barrack Obama as Jesus Christ is causing a stir in Chicagao. The statue is the artwork of a college art student and was not meant as a political endorsement.
Lost Gospel Barabbas Reveals; He Knew Jesus' true identity By Roger Turgid :For...
A life-size milk chocolate Jesus on the cross is about to go on display in a New York Gallery offending...well, the people who are usually offended by this sort of thing.
Archaeologists digging through the recently discovered Tomb of Jesus have uncovered the missing "Gospel According to Fred". The missing Gospel will be included in some versions of the New`Testament joining with the Gospels of John, Luke, M...
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