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Funny story: Hillary Escapes Institution And On The Lam - Nationwide Search Underway

Hillary Escapes Institution And On The Lam - Nationwide Search Underway

Hillary Clinton, who was escorted from an unannounced White House visit last Thursday, has now reportedly escaped from a mental health evaluation hospital in New York. Reports being picked up off the wire indicate that following her daring jump f...

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Funny story: 'Damn Right Better Not Argue With Women' as ex-Mrs Putin slags off Vlad

'Damn Right Better Not Argue With Women' as ex-Mrs Putin slags off Vlad

Paris - Thirty something years of wedlock to Vladimir has taught Lyudmilla Putin a thing or two about Russian men under five foot six her PR said today. "He likes to think he wears the pants," the lovely former Mrs P tweeted as she posted pics of...

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Funny story: Hillary's Mysterious Surprise Visit to White House

Hillary's Mysterious Surprise Visit to White House

Washington DC (STT News) - Hillary Clinton paid an unexpected visit to the White House Thursday afternoon. Her arrival was at first tweeted by People Magazine but was then quickly taken down. Speculation as to the reason for the call ran rampant...

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Funny story: New York Times review of Greenwald's book wins the We Came, We Saw, He Died award honoring duty in government service

New York Times review of Greenwald's book wins the We Came, We Saw, He Died award honoring duty in government service

The New York Times and Michael Kinsley have won this year's prestigious award honoring journalists in government service. Mr. Kinsley's review of Glenn Greenwald's recently released No Place to Hide, an account of Edward Snowden's role in exposing...

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Funny story: Clinton-Cheney Affair Shocks Washington

Clinton-Cheney Affair Shocks Washington

Washingthing, DC - Breaking news suggests that Hillary Clinton and Dick Cheney had a long-term, secret relationship from 1996 through 2000! Randy Pecker, of the Washington Tribune, breaks this story with a promise of more as time goes on. "Dick...

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Funny story: Karl Rove offers brain transfusion to Hillary Clinton from his own cranium

Karl Rove offers brain transfusion to Hillary Clinton from his own cranium

Mindful of the uproar over his recent comment that Hillary Clinton may have suffered brain damage from a fall back in December, 2012, Karl Rove clarified his position yesterday. According to reps from his office he is merely worried--including con...

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Funny story: Hillary needs her head examined says former Bush phrenologist** Karl Rove

Hillary needs her head examined says former Bush phrenologist** Karl Rove

Washington - "For all we know she's already brain dead," Karl Rove tweeted today, "guess not many folk could tell the difference either way." Crazy talk like that means, of course, that stuff's happening up on the Hill where the ex-Secretary of S...

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Funny story: 100 Most Influential People 2014: Hillary Clinton by J. Christopher Stevens

100 Most Influential People 2014: Hillary Clinton by J. Christopher Stevens

When looking at the list of most influential people of 2014 one can not consider the list complete without the inclusion of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. And while you might question whether or not she deserves to be saddled with the entire burden of guilt in the Benghazi attacks-there's plenty of blame to go around-you certainly can not discount the horrendous events of September...

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Funny story: Jimmy Fallon Revealed To Be In Mid-Fifties

Jimmy Fallon Revealed To Be In Mid-Fifties

Last night, Jimmy Fallon made a joke that totally bombed. He was booed, during his monologue, when Fallon talked about the possible gender of Chelsea Clinton's baby. "If it's a girl, it will get some of Chelsea's old hand-me-downs. And if it's a...

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Funny story: Chelsea Goes GOP; Might Challenge Mom For Presidency

Chelsea Goes GOP; Might Challenge Mom For Presidency

Former first daughter Chelsea Clinton has announced her intention to seek the Republican nomination for president in 2016, setting up a potential showdown with her mother Hillary, the heavy favorite among Democrats planning to run. Chelsea, now a...

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Funny story: Master tour for war art across the globe planned to include Syria, Ukraine, and Iran, guarded by sundry military units

Master tour for war art across the globe planned to include Syria, Ukraine, and Iran, guarded by sundry military units

Inspired by President George W. Bush's recent entry into the world of art, a new tour is being launched to inform and charm the globe on current and developing wars. Chancellor Angela Merkel offers a large self-portrait, with her left hand holding...

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Funny story: Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

NEW YORK CITY - Bill and Hillary Clinton are proud to announce that their daughter Chelsea is expecting. Chelsea who is married to Marc Mezvinsky told her parents in a text message that pretty soon there will be one more Democrat in the USA. A...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton, the 34-year-old daughter of former wife cheater President Clinton and ex-Secretary of State and forgiving wife Hillary Rodham Clinton, announced Thursday that she and her husband, Marc Mezvinsky, are expecting the anti-Christ. Th...

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Funny story: Second Shoe Catches Hillary in the Neck

Second Shoe Catches Hillary in the Neck

After dodging a woman's show at a Las Vegas speaking tour last night, a second shoe hit dead center as she came outside on the strip. This time it was a horseshoe and police say they might have an arrest soon. "Someone shouted "Hey! A dead ring...

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Funny story: Hillary Kills Polar Bear With Kick Boxing Skills!

Hillary Kills Polar Bear With Kick Boxing Skills!

"I don't know what I would have done if I hadn't taken all those self-defense classes Bill had me attending at nights while he was working late at the White House on one thing or another", stated former First Lady, Hillary Clinton. Clinton, who ma...

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Funny story: United States: Men required to get Hillary Clinton haircuts

United States: Men required to get Hillary Clinton haircuts

Men in the United States will be required to get the same haircut as Hillary Clinton, if she becomes President, it has been reported. The state-sanctioned guidelines will be introduced first in Washington DC, then rolled out across the country - a...

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Funny story: Feinstein vs. Brennan combo boxing and mud wrestling at Madison Square Garden draws noisy crowd

Feinstein vs. Brennan combo boxing and mud wrestling at Madison Square Garden draws noisy crowd

Senator Feinstein and CIA head John Brennan's squabble over spying on the senate oversight committee reached new heights of rancour at Madison Square Garden last night. The New York Times reports these opponents created an "unsavory melee" and "v...

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