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Funny story: Second Shoe Catches Hillary in the Neck

Second Shoe Catches Hillary in the Neck

After dodging a woman's show at a Las Vegas speaking tour last night, a second shoe hit dead center as she came outside on the strip. This time it was a horseshoe and police say they might have an arrest soon. "Someone shouted "Hey! A dead ring...

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Funny story: Hillary Kills Polar Bear With Kick Boxing Skills!

Hillary Kills Polar Bear With Kick Boxing Skills!

"I don't know what I would have done if I hadn't taken all those self-defense classes Bill had me attending at nights while he was working late at the White House on one thing or another", stated former First Lady, Hillary Clinton. Clinton, who ma...

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Funny story: United States: Men required to get Hillary Clinton haircuts

United States: Men required to get Hillary Clinton haircuts

Men in the United States will be required to get the same haircut as Hillary Clinton, if she becomes President, it has been reported. The state-sanctioned guidelines will be introduced first in Washington DC, then rolled out across the country - a...

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Funny story: Feinstein vs. Brennan combo boxing and mud wrestling at Madison Square Garden draws noisy crowd

Feinstein vs. Brennan combo boxing and mud wrestling at Madison Square Garden draws noisy crowd

Senator Feinstein and CIA head John Brennan's squabble over spying on the senate oversight committee reached new heights of rancour at Madison Square Garden last night. The New York Times reports these opponents created an "unsavory melee" and "v...

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Funny story: Politicians do three ring Circus Circus plus sanctions poker and whirling dwarfs

Politicians do three ring Circus Circus plus sanctions poker and whirling dwarfs

Named after a famous Las Vegas casino, this new political show is now open and selling tickets for the global stage. The show is vibrant and full of drama. Cries of "Bravo! Bravo!" fill The Big Top. Would-be president Hillary Clinton stuns on t...

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Funny story: On the table, off the table, plus ExxonMobil-Rosneft, with the Black Sea label

On the table, off the table, plus ExxonMobil-Rosneft, with the Black Sea label

Up and running for president Hillary Clinton has announced, "Let's be clear. Military options for Iran are on the table." Meanwhile, Mr. Obama has indicated the "big stick" regarding Ukraine (i.e. military action) is "off the table." It has been...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

In her first visit to South by Southwest Interactive, the tech-themed conference underway in Austin Texas, former first daughter Chelsea Clinton devoted the bulk of her prepared talk Tuesday to explaining how had to teach her mother "a lot of things"...

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Funny story: Bighorns an endangered species, scientists say

Bighorns an endangered species, scientists say

Albuquerque, NM - New Mexico's bighorn sheep will be outfitted with chic new collars, complete with miniature radio receivers in a desperate attempt to keep the endangered animals from becoming extinct. An "army" of scientific researchers, equipped w...

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Funny story: Hillary to study history in preparation for likely 2016 presidential run

Hillary to study history in preparation for likely 2016 presidential run

NEW YAWK, NEW YAWK -- In an effort to appear "tough," presidential candidate Hillary Clinton called Russian president Vladimir ("Vlad the Impaler") Putin "another Hitler." Except for Putin's mustache, she said, he looks just like the Nazi dictator...

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Funny story: Hillary Sends Washington Into Tailspin

Hillary Sends Washington Into Tailspin

Washington DC (STT News) - Potential presidential candidate and former First Lady, Hillary Clinton, has come out with guns blazing on the subject of Russia's move into Ukraine. In her words, she compared Putin's move into the Crimea like Hitler's int...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton sues over nude photo

Hillary Clinton sues over nude photo

NEW YAWK - Failed presidential candidate and controversial former secretary of state, Hillary Clinton recently had an employee of Bare It All Glamor Shots fired for having had the "temerity to photograph" her while she was naked. The employee, Joh...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton disses Obummer

Bill Clinton disses Obummer

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - During the previous presidential election, former president Bill Clinton suppressed his true feelings for his wife's arch rival. To project the appearance of political unity within the Demcats Party, Clinton refrained from criti...

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Funny story: Oldest piece of Earth to make fine brooch

Oldest piece of Earth to make fine brooch

WAY DOWN UNDER -- It has humble origins. Found inside the intestines of a slaughtered sheep, in Western Australia, of all places, an ancient crystal known, among rock hounds, as a zircon, is the oldest piece of Earth on record. According to scient...

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Funny story: Al Gore To Run Against Hillary!

Al Gore To Run Against Hillary!

Well, I have given up on trying to warn people about the rising oceans due to global warming and have saved the world all by myself. I was lying on the couch and pondering how to reach people and suddenly it hit me. It was the cat. So I got up and...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Demands That Senator John McCain Apologize To Her For Saying She's Menopausal

Sarah Palin Demands That Senator John McCain Apologize To Her For Saying She's Menopausal

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin says that she is sick and tired of defending herself against Democrats and now adds that it is a sad day for the GOPP (sic) when one of its own GOPPers (sic) attacks another fellow GOPPer (sic). Sarah "Snowflake" Pali...

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Funny story: John McCain Says That If The Presidential Election Was Held Today He Would Vote For Hillary Clinton

John McCain Says That If The Presidential Election Was Held Today He Would Vote For Hillary Clinton

NEW YORK CITY - Arizona Senator John McCain appeared on The Viagra View and he made an amazing comment to host Regis Philbin. Senator McCain said that the Republican Party is presently in a state of utter disarray and that if the 2016 election wer...

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Funny story: In ongoing effort to win the hearts and minds of the Taliban, the U. S. military bombs its own troops

In ongoing effort to win the hearts and minds of the Taliban, the U. S. military bombs its own troops

Former U. S. President of Vice, Al Gore, who cannot make up his mind as to whether the planet is experiencing "global warming" or undergoing "climate change," is sure about one thing: the U. S. military is definitely "not the home of the best and the...

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