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Funny story: Nigella's Kids are Fed Up

Nigella's Kids are Fed Up

It was revealed last night that the children of celebrity TV chef Nigella Lawson are fed up with their mother's cooking. Speaking on a rare interview on CBBC, Cosima Lawson (14) and Bruno (12) complained that life in the Lawson household was not like...

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Funny story: We'll Sell You Food, Get You Fat In December - In January Buy Our Exercise DVDs!

We'll Sell You Food, Get You Fat In December - In January Buy Our Exercise DVDs!

Consumer watchdogs, Waste-of-timecom , have slammed female celebrities that make a living from, fattening up the guillible in December and then make another living from slimming down the same group of people in January. Catherine Martinique said...

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Funny story: Supermarket Giant Puts Bush Meat On The The Menu For Poverty Stricken Brits

Supermarket Giant Puts Bush Meat On The The Menu For Poverty Stricken Brits

London, England - A delegation of workers from a leading supermarket chain is claiming that their bosses are to introduce African bush meat onto British supermarket shelves in the run up to Christmas. 'They say it's a cheap source of protein,' sai...

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Funny story: Oblama and family steal food

Oblama and family steal food

California - President Baratt Oblama and his wife took their daughters shoplifting, saying they wanted to show the girls the meaning of stealing, especially when so many people are being caught. Ten-year-old Malik and 7-year-old Shita joined their...

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Funny story: The Diet of Worms

The Diet of Worms

The American Council of Churches announced recently that it was sponsoring a project at UCLA to study the historical ramifications of the Diet of Worms, the famed sixteenth century religious conclave. The study will examine the Diet's action in conde...

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Funny story: Scientists discover new brain food, Cheetos

Scientists discover new brain food, Cheetos

Scientists have discovered a new brain food, Cheetos. Researchers were tipped off after President Bill Clinton's former Treasury secretary, Lawrence Summers admitted to wolfing down Cheetos by the bag full. "Our hope is that this study will lead...

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Funny story: Food and Drink To Have Health Warnings

Food and Drink To Have Health Warnings

The World Health Organisation has announced plans to have health warnings placed on the packaging of 'high risk' foods. The move comes in an effort to combat the worldwide 'Epidemics' of Diabetes and Heart disease. The campaign will be similar...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham has Brush with Carbohydrates

Victoria Beckham has Brush with Carbohydrates

LOS ANGELES - Rail thin pop celebrity Victoria Beckham was rushed to Cedars-Sinai hospital over the weekend after a close brush with some carbohydrates. David Beckham said that while the couple has been through a lot together this gave them a "rig...

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Funny story: Rat Poison from China Contaminated with Food

Rat Poison from China Contaminated with Food

Grand Forks ND - A spike in the pickleweasel population in the state has been linked to contaminated rat poison from China. Scientists at the University of North Dakota say that the poison, Rataway, which attacks the nervous system, has traces of foo...

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Funny story: Granny Sphincter's Pies win at FOODEX '09!

Granny Sphincter's Pies win at FOODEX '09!

Granny Sphincter's the hugely successful traditional apple pie maker, again scooped the top award at the NEC FOODEX '09 exhibition. Started only in 2006 by Gwyneth Snood former nursing home owner of Machynlleth, West Wales, the range has been a ru...

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Funny story: Food Poisoning Outbreak Downs School Staff and Students

Food Poisoning Outbreak Downs School Staff and Students

Smegmadale Asbo Central College for the Intellectually-Challenged was tonight placed under a quarantine order as Department of Health inspectors, garbed in bio-hazard suits, took samples from the school's kitchen and canteen to determine the cause of...

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Funny story: Signs Your Waiter is Having a Bad Day

Signs Your Waiter is Having a Bad Day

18. "Well you didn't say you wanted it cooked!" 17. He just doesn't have the same bright, optimistic smile now as he did two years ago on the cover of Time Magazine's "DotCom Successes" issue. 16. "Hey, boss, mind if I leave a little early so I can bring Ms. Brown-Simpson these sunglasses she left on the table?" 15. There's a healthy pink glow peeking out from behi...

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Funny story: Japan Noodles Scare As New Flavour Bombs

Japan Noodles Scare As New Flavour Bombs

There was major concern in Japan today over two of the country's biggest food-producing organisations, when figures revealed that the Japanese public did not like their new Insecticide Flavour Noodles. The two companies involved, Nissin and Myojo,...

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Funny story: Rotherham Man Boils an Egg

Rotherham Man Boils an Egg

It has been reported that a Rotherham man, no doubt inspired by celebrity chef, Jamie Oliver, has astounded all his friends down't pit by successfully boiling an egg. The egg, although a bit runny, was eaten by his very proud wife, Nora who said,...

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Funny story: Man Eats Fish, Fish Eats Man, Equilibrium Restored

Man Eats Fish, Fish Eats Man, Equilibrium Restored

Today in Brighton a 36 year old man ate a fish. It is assumed that the fish was purchased along with a portion of chips from a takeaway on the seafront. The unfortunate fish was presumed by experts to have been a cod, gutted, topped, tailed, and d...

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Funny story: India launches first Moon-based curry stand

India launches first Moon-based curry stand

India has successfully launched its first mission to the Moon and begun construction on their long-awaited lunar-based Indian food stand. The Chandrayaan 1 spacecraft blasted off smoothly from a launch pad in southern Andhra Pradesh to embark on a...

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Funny story: White Hart Lane Burger Van To Sell Vegetable Samosas

White Hart Lane Burger Van To Sell Vegetable Samosas

Fans at White Hart Lane have been finding life hard to bear lately, with Tottenham rooted to the bottom of the Premier League table, but there was a new twist to the saga this morning when Ali Ashraf, the man who owns the burger van outside the groun...

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