Much like the Teaparty Express, the leftwing cannibals are showing up to fight for their cause. However, it would appear that they intend to get a great deal more physical than their rightwing counterparts. Their slogan: Bring about peace, eat a p...
Police were called to London's "Soho" this evening after reports of people screaming & jumping out of sliding doors. The Japanese Association of Tyrants, Torturers and Trouser Ticklers recently opened a restaurant just next to the Fire Station...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor delivered a 7-minute speech aimed primarily at Senate Republicans at a dinner party following Monday's confirmation hearings, declaring that "authenticity to her roots" is at the heart of her c...
A bearded midget has outright refused to eat his mothers dinner despite numerous pleas from the community. Steven Williams, 35, has sat in the corner grumbling to himself about not liking vegetables for the past week, and his closest friends and...
Los Angeles, California - "He'd always be in here harassing the customers by trying to get them to order a baloney sub sandwich. But they'd always refuse," said Paul Gonzales, franchise deli manager. "They'd tell to his face: 'Look mister,' they'd sa...
Ofcom are dealing with a record number of complaints today following a recipe, that was read out on a top cooking show, caused shock and confusion. For some unknown reason, the TV chef went through a full demonstration of a meal, referring to the...
Whitehall, London - An MP has been queried over an expense submitted for £1,000 for "lunch." Under the "Description" in the spreadsheet the MP called the expense "lunch for one at McDonalds to peruse important governmental documents". The unnamed M...
Nutritionists were demanding answers today following the admission by scientists that the Calorie was incorrectly named and that each Calorie we ingest is actually worth 1000 Calories! If this is proved to be true, then a pint of lager may in fact...
Following the revelation from Sainsbury's that Pollack is to be renamed 'Colin' as people were embarrassed to ask for it at the fish counter, further seafood products are to be renamed following complaints from various consumer groups. Sainsbury's...
The new Smokey Mountain Nature Center in Blount County, Tennessee held a seminar last weekend on the use of insects in food. Briana Vere Der Hooke, a counselor at the nature center, said that over 75 percent of the world's population eats insects.
Fat Frank or Lumpy Lampard, decided to stop eating yesterday. But only to ask for more food. "Give me some hamburgers and chips and pepperoni pizza with a side of steak." Quite possibly the most overrated football in the history of the game, Frank...
A Michelin-starred celebrity chef has reopened his exclusive restaurant, with a new menu he claims is even more ground-breaking than before. The chef, who has previously wowed diners with delights including egg-and-bacon ice cream and snail porrid...
Millions of workers across France were on strike again today, to protest against what one union leader called 'the government taking professional economic advice, and using tried and tested methods to deal with the current situation in France. This m...
While government subsidization of biofuel is pushing up grain and meat prices, and massive layoffs are forcing cutbacks in spending on food, some consumers have found a way to get around high prices-by eating their fellow man. Long considered tabo...
The USA and UK are embarking on a "food exchange week" from today, to help citizens of each understand the other's way of life better. Exhibitions and tastings have been organised all over America and Britain. For example, how many British people...
It seems that not only have the TV cookery shows shown us how to eat great tasting food, they have taught us to eat frugally too. Delia Smith's programme showing how to 'cheat' at cooking and Nigella Lawson's show which includes many off-the-she...
Strange behavior of genetically engineered food products are beginning to be reported throughout the United State and are starting to worry consumers from Maine to California, and not just the food nuts. Many incidents have been reported in the...
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