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Funny story: London Looney Left Council issue Blind Dog with sighted human carer

London Looney Left Council issue Blind Dog with sighted human carer

Political correctness and Animal rights were taken to the extreme today when an unemployed Lesbian mother of 3 was given community health and disability funding by her local Council to appoint a full time human carer for her partially sighted Rotweil...

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Funny story: Dogs charged with perverting course of justice

Dogs charged with perverting course of justice

HELENSBURGH (Cheuchters) - Strathclyde Police have charged two dogs with perverting the course of justice. DCI Helen Back stated the charge related to the devouring of a crime scene.

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Funny story: Dog Gets Million Dollar Verdict in Personal Injury Case

Dog Gets Million Dollar Verdict in Personal Injury Case

A Mississippi jury today awarded a $1.2 Million verdict to a golden retriever named Sparky against Senator Trent Lott in a personal injury case. This is only the third time that a pet has been able to recover pain and suffering damages for personal i...

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Funny story: Sacred Bull Sold As Black Labrador To Chinese

Sacred Bull Sold As Black Labrador To Chinese

In a desperate move the religious organisation which owns Shambo, the sacred bull, diagnosed with bovine TB, has sold the bull secretly to a Chinese aristocrat as a Black Labrador.

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Funny story: Canine Terror Plot Foiled

Canine Terror Plot Foiled

Agents from the FBI, CIA, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives, and hundreds of state and local law enforcement agencies across the country, including a number of animal control departments, announced Friday that they have thwarte...

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Funny story: Two American Idol Finalists Hospitalised after Eating Tainted Dog Food

Two American Idol Finalists Hospitalised after Eating Tainted Dog Food

Hollywood, California - Two American Idol finalist were discovered unconscious with their arms wrapped around each in the their dressing rooms after taping last weeks episode of the show. Test results showed that the cause of their illness was a part...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Britney Spears Eat Dogs Reports RSPCA

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears Eat Dogs Reports RSPCA

The rspca has today revealed that it has been investigating hundreds of cases of celebrity dog abuse. A spokesman today commented, "Top celebrities are not just kissing their dogs, they are licking them, then frying them up later and eating them...

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Funny story: Animal Fighting Organiser Gets Jail

Animal Fighting Organiser Gets Jail

A man arrested for organising cruel fights between animals, has today been sentenced to five years in prison at Birmingham Crown Court.

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Funny story: Vicious Dog Attacks on Small Children Riddle Solved

Vicious Dog Attacks on Small Children Riddle Solved

A small town in the middle of somewhere was astounded earlier today when yet again, a dog with "no history of aggressive behaviour" attacked a small child.

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Funny story: Quarterback Michael Vick In Trouble For Dog Fighting

Quarterback Michael Vick In Trouble For Dog Fighting

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick is in trouble again. Police raided his home in a search for drugs and discovered 66 pit bulls used for dog fighting and all of the associated equipment and tools. Vick denied knowledge of the animals or the...

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Funny story: Duke, the Bush Bean dog, put to death

Duke, the Bush Bean dog, put to death

Duke, the famous talking dog from the Bush bean commercials, was put to sleep this morning after selling the company's secret family recipe to a competitor for an undisclosed price.

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Funny story: Satire Writer Arrested for Perverse Acts with Dogs

Satire Writer Arrested for Perverse Acts with Dogs

A satire writer and school teacher from Durham, North Carolina has been arrested for carrying on lewd sexual acts with animals. The man, referring to himself as "The King" was running through a park Easter weekend, picking up peoples' dogs as they w...

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Funny story: Westminster Kennel Club to sponsor dog shows like you've never seen before; dogs judged on shape and size of the penis

Westminster Kennel Club to sponsor dog shows like you've never seen before; dogs judged on shape and size of the penis

The Westminster Kennel Club which was founded in 1877 in North America has announced new criteria for judging canine conurbation. Now that scientists have discovered a gene affecting dog penis size, the WKC is adopting new standards.

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Funny story: Rugged Individualism Gone Wild: The latest instalment in the "Gone Wild" series

Rugged Individualism Gone Wild: The latest instalment in the "Gone Wild" series

From the makers of Girls Gone Wild, Nuns Gone Wild, Amish Girls Gone Wild and Milk Gone Wild comes the new video--Rugged Individualism Gone Wild. Joe Francis of Mantra Productions has decided to put the lens on his conscience this time. Now that...

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Funny story: Superdog Rusty To Make Comeback

Superdog Rusty To Make Comeback

Canine singing sensation 'Rockin' Rusty' - the dog who took the world of music by storm following his recent successful appearance at the Knebworth Festival - has signed a ten million dollar contact with Virgin. His first single, 'Ain...

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Funny story: Pakistan rioters demand arrest of president's dog

Pakistan rioters demand arrest of president's dog

ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN -- Police in Islamabad fired tear gas and beat dozens of protesters today - including opposition leaders - over complaints about Pakistani President Musharraf's dog.

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Funny story: Canine Congestion Charge hits Central London

Canine Congestion Charge hits Central London

London - (Ass Press): New rules governing the exercising of dogs in public come into force on Monday 12 March which will see a new canine congestion charge imposed on Central London.

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