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Funny story: Grim Reaper Laid Off Amid "Killer" Recession

Grim Reaper Laid Off Amid "Killer" Recession

ATLANTA - In a stunning announcement yesterday, the U.S. Center For Diseases (USCD) said that, due to budget cutbacks amid this economic recession, they were forced to lay off their highest ranking employee, Mr. Grim Reaper. Although Mr. Reaper...

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Funny story: Local beggar dies, a city mourns

Local beggar dies, a city mourns

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The death of a deeply loved man strikes the Big Apple to its core, as the streets fill with mourners this Saturday afternoon. Miles Johnson, a local beggar known by thousands, was stricken by a freak lightning bolt in broad dayli...

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Funny story: Film stars attend the funeral of the British movie industry

Film stars attend the funeral of the British movie industry

The British movie industry, which died in 1984, was today laid to rest in London, and hundreds of famous actors and actresses attended the funeral. Helena Bonham-Carter, who has had surgery to make a Victorian costume part of her body, including a...

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Funny story: World begins big unplugging

World begins big unplugging

UN, NEW YORK - According to the UN committee on Special Population Option Control (UNSPOC) statement, issued today, millions of people worldwide are being told to unplug their relatives on life support systems - for an hour, in what is described as t...

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Funny story: Cancer victim woman passes away leaving two children and distraught husband

Cancer victim woman passes away leaving two children and distraught husband

A woman, whose name can't be given for legal reasons, passed away today having lost her fight against cancer as well as her fight with her local health authority over the cost of prescription drugs that would have extended her life for a couple of ye...

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Funny story: E. Snuff is E-snuffed: Oxnard Man Was Taxed to Death

E. Snuff is E-snuffed: Oxnard Man Was Taxed to Death

Oxnard, Ca. - Tests reveal that the Oxnard man discovered slumped over his computer keyboard last Monday had been taxed to death. The man, Earl Snuff, was reported missing when he failed to report for work. Authorities weren't quite sure what had...

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Funny story: Famous person dies, family "devastated"

Famous person dies, family "devastated"

Today we can sensationally reveal that the family of a famous dead person are devastated at their passing. After literally hours of extensive research (mostly conducted in the business lounge at London's Heathrow Airport waiting for the next service...

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Funny story: Dead up in arms over DWP underpayments

Dead up in arms over DWP underpayments

Some of the dead people who have received over £73 million in benefits from the DWP (Department for Work and Pensions) during 2008 are up in arms upon hearing that their entitlements weren't index linked to inflation. It appears that Mrs Letitia M...

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Funny story: Nobody Killed In Boogertown Over The Last Week

Nobody Killed In Boogertown Over The Last Week

It was another good day in Boogertown this morning because all 2362 residents made it through the night unkilled. "It's always good when the people of Boogertown aren't killed," stated Boogertown mayor Ava Hills. "One day just last year someon...

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Funny story: The Killer Smile

The Killer Smile

Western State Mental Hospital in Kentucky and Bellevue Hospital in New York City agree, the human smile, a facial expression traditionally used to convey joy, pleasure, or amusement in the past, is now mainly used to suppress rage, according to a ten...

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Funny story: 300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming

300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming

300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming Beaner, Tennessee - Jonnie Ben Johnson, a 41 year old Beaner homemaker, admits that she's petrified by the thought of dying from global warming, saying, "It scares...

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Funny story: Dying Man Hopes To Meet Johnny Carson

Dying Man Hopes To Meet Johnny Carson

Sam Anderson of Buckley, Indiana is on his deathbed but, except for the tall hooded guy stretched out there beside him on the bed with a sickle, you wouldn't know it. "I'm excited", stated Anderson! "Oh I hurt like the dickens but by tomorrow nig...

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Funny story: Last Baby-Boomer Drops Dead

Last Baby-Boomer Drops Dead

Washington DC-- The Baby Boom Generation is dead. Wally Brady, 52, died last night from cirrhosis of the liver. He was the only remaining person born between the years 1945 and 1962. The generation known for its excesses paid the ultimate price.

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Funny story: Pensioner Dies of Fright

Pensioner Dies of Fright

Police today launched a manhunt after a Twickenham pensioner was found dead at home. 75 year old Arnold Pubes was found in his one bedroom ground floor flat at 4 o'clock this afternoon, after suffering a heart attack. As the snow continued to fal...

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Funny story: Florida Sinks Into The Sea!

Florida Sinks Into The Sea!

Aggressive sand mining techniques in central Florida have finally tipped the scale. Late yesterday afternoon, a sand mine in Keystone Heights was accidentally dug through the bottom of the state, allowing the Atlantic Ocean to rush in. By The star...

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Funny story: Lost in Space Actor Suffocates in Robot Suit in Inauguration Rehearsal

Lost in Space Actor Suffocates in Robot Suit in Inauguration Rehearsal

Bob May, the actor who played the robot in TV hit series Lost in Space was found dead behind the Inauguration platform after a late night rehearsal this week. NASA spokesperson, Houston Wehafa explained that the breathing apparatus on the 60's suit,...

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Funny story: "Lost In Space" Robot Dies!

"Lost In Space" Robot Dies!

The man who fit inside of the robot on Lost In Space, Bob May, has passed away at 69. The veteran actor passed of congestive heart failure on Sunday, his daughter announced. Despite providing the robot's antics for the 1960s kid classic Lost In...

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