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Funny story: PM 'in bed with the Middletons' as mother Mary Cameron named part-owner of racehorse Sohraab

PM 'in bed with the Middletons' as mother Mary Cameron named part-owner of racehorse Sohraab

London - Royal wedding whorse-whisperers knew all along but stayed schtum on No 10 orders to play down the PM's toffness. Now it transpires that Big Dave 'All-In-It-Together' Cameron's family and the Middletons have been a saddling enclosure item...

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Funny story: Uproar in the House of Commons

Uproar in the House of Commons

There was uproar in the House of Commons last Wednesday during question time. The question put by Patrick Freeman seemed to many, naive and out of sync with the House's pragmatic approach to questions of governance; but its effect was undeniable. He had asked if government would take active measures to curb "national gullibility" in the wake of a general world wide acknowledgement of the...

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Funny story: David Cameron And The Latest Shocking Act of Nepotism

David Cameron And The Latest Shocking Act of Nepotism

David Cameron has failed to comment on, or apologise for, giving his nephew a job, which could be about to catapult him to the heights of great success. Ed Miliband is rumoured to be exceptionally angry about this appointment because he knows hund...

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Funny story: Cameron is advised, morning suits you sir

Cameron is advised, morning suits you sir

You know when something so British is happening when the Americans take leave of their senses and devour every last morsel of Royal Wedding news. Sometimes our American cousins appear to be more British than the British. And, the UK media is swamped by non stories. That wedding dress, the bride's mother wearing a hat, will she, won't she? The bride's father pays £4000 for a family Coat of A...

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Funny story: Fighter Jets To Scramble To Combat Royal Wedding UFO Kamikaze Attack

Fighter Jets To Scramble To Combat Royal Wedding UFO Kamikaze Attack

Classified documents obtained by Skoob News International reveal that on the day of the Royal Wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, fighter jets will patrol the skies above the capital to protect against kamikaze UFO attempts to subvert...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg confuses everyone over AV at political rally

Nick Clegg confuses everyone over AV at political rally

The Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, has totally confused everyone at a rally in Basingstoke over AV. He turned up at the Fanny Craddock Memorial Hall in the town with a Canon RE-350 Video Visualiser AV Presenter and a video on pigeons which he...

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Funny story: Labour's secret weapon to be unleashed on smug Tories

Labour's secret weapon to be unleashed on smug Tories

An educated Scotsman has taken to burrowing himself away in his quiet office on the shores of the River Forth in Scotland. He reads and rereads every Tory speech of the past year and delights in hearing his young children reciting the Tory fairyta...

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Funny story: Cameron Says it in Black and White

Cameron Says it in Black and White

Prime Minister David Cameron, in his capacity as First Lord of the Treasury, criticised Oxford University for only admitting one black student in the last academic year. It was gently pointed out to the PM that one student from the Caribbean had b...

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Funny story: David Cameron Urges UK to Have A Party On Wedding Day

David Cameron Urges UK to Have A Party On Wedding Day

The Prime Minister wants Britons to celebrate the Royal Wedding with bunting and street parties. But it has emerged that it is the skills of an assistant that have enabled his opinions to be made public. He is reported to be urging people to fi...

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Funny story: WTF? Thompson/Venables cover-up dominates yet another Prime Monsterial agenda

WTF? Thompson/Venables cover-up dominates yet another Prime Monsterial agenda

London - "Utter bollox!" is how sources close to the Cabinet Orifice described it today. The response comes as a conspiracy theory website threatens to publish DNA data 'that has held four consecutive British Prime Monsters to ransom'. Yeah, ri...

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Funny story: Cameron Catches a Break, Obama Moves US Into "Most Hated Country" Status After Only 14 Months in Charge!

Cameron Catches a Break, Obama Moves US Into "Most Hated Country" Status After Only 14 Months in Charge!

It took over 6 centuries for Britain to be universally hated according to apologist PM Dave Cameron, but it was announced today by an independent international Think Tank President Barry Obama's reign only took 14 1/2 months to surpass the Brits...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Offered Drastic Advice By Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru

Wayne Rooney Offered Drastic Advice By Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru

Wayne Rooney has been offered some life changing advice by the Lifestyle and Yoga Guru of Ryan Giggs. The guru says that Rooney will never be happy unless he makes changes to his life. Change number one would involve giving away all his money t...

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Funny story: Cameron Moves to Libyan Rebel Side, Feels Better Apreciated There

Cameron Moves to Libyan Rebel Side, Feels Better Apreciated There

BENGHAZI & LONDON - David Cameron, UK Prime Minister, said he will move to Libya because he 'has a better rep there'. He will hand over power to Nick Clegg. "The Libyans were like 'Cameron, thank you for the aid, thanks for all the air stri...

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Funny story: David Cameron Has Employed Peter Mandelson as a Media Advisor

David Cameron Has Employed Peter Mandelson as a Media Advisor

David Cameron has secretly employed Peter Mandelson as a media advisor. The shock news comes after an extensive investigation that also reveals that David Cameron has a hidden secret that has left him open to blackmail. The appointment was made...

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Funny story: David Cameron Launches Unfair Counter-attack on Ed Miliband

David Cameron Launches Unfair Counter-attack on Ed Miliband

David Cameron has launched a sneaky counter-attack on Ed Miliband. The attack comes just days after Ed Miliband launched his attack on the door of number 10. The original attack happened on Wednesday when Ed Miliband decided to embark on a light...

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Funny story: Cameron And Clegg To Fight It Out Over Boiled Eggs

Cameron And Clegg To Fight It Out Over Boiled Eggs

Prime Minister David Cameron and his deputy, Nick Clegg, are to develop an artificial argument so as to appear less "together." The move follows an open-microphone gaffe after a question-and-answer session in Nottingham yesterday. Clegg was heard...

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Funny story: Ed Miliband Questioned by Police About Red Plot

Ed Miliband Questioned by Police About Red Plot

Ed Miliband has tonight been questioned by police after he was found to be in possession of a suspicious pot of Red Paint. The paint is believed to be of a particular shade of red that was found at the scene of a very serious crime. That cr...

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