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Funny story: Dali Lama says Blackwater chief will be reincarnated as a fly

Dali Lama says Blackwater chief will be reincarnated as a fly

It was confirmed today from somewhere high in the Himalayan mountains that Blackwater USA founder Erik Prince would be reincarnated as a fly. Blackwater has been in the news lately defending their position that they acted in self-defense after killin...

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Funny story: Britney not fat but pregnant bombshell

Britney not fat but pregnant bombshell

Los Angeles, California - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): "She ain't just fat, she's pregnant," was how an MTV Video Music Awards executive described last month's jaw-dropping black sequinned bikini and knee-high stiletto boots performa...

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Funny story: Ron Paul, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in wild sex romp

Ron Paul, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in wild sex romp

Satire writer Nick Fun expressed regret at writing this derogatory headline about Ron Paul today at a press conference in his office just north of Los Angeles.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Vagina Slips Out Again, Man Claims Sex Tape Footage

Britney Spears Vagina Slips Out Again, Man Claims Sex Tape Footage

After loosing custody of her two children Britney Spears decided to go tanning and clubbing to chase away the pain. This is understandable after being the responsible one for the last two years it's only fair she gets to sew her wild oats.

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Funny story: Carl's Jr. restaurant to name new hamburger after Britney Spears: "The Britney (not so) Famous Star"; other fast-food chains to follow

Carl's Jr. restaurant to name new hamburger after Britney Spears: "The Britney (not so) Famous Star"; other fast-food chains to follow

Los Angeles, California - After Britney dropped off her kids at a Carl's Jr. fast-food restaurant chain, Carl's Jr. executives have gone into overdrive trying to brainstorm on how to capitalize on all the free publicity. Recently they turned...

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Funny story: Leave Chris Crocker Alone!

Leave Chris Crocker Alone!

So sad Britney Spears is being hounded to the brink of death by sick paps and pisshead hacks, The Sauce can reveal. Taking her kids away seems like the final nail in the coffin but Britney is fighting back!...

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Funny story: Madonna helping Britney with secret London move after child custody fiasco

Madonna helping Britney with secret London move after child custody fiasco

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Madonna is secretly helping beleaguered Britney Spears to move to London after the Californian singer's temporary loss of custody of her two young sons to money-grubbing ex-husband Kevin Federline.

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Free at Last, Free at Last

Britney Spears, Free at Last, Free at Last

After many months of strained concerted effort Britney Spears has finally broken free the bonds that held her. Yes, a judge finally signed an order telling Britney Spears she had to hand over custody of her two children, two year old, Sean Preston an...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Ordered to Surrender Custody of Children to Federline

Britney Spears Ordered to Surrender Custody of Children to Federline

A Los Angeles judge ordered Pop Princess Britney Spears to surrender custody of her children to ex-husband Kevin Federline due to "habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol." While this is not the permanent custody...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Latest Flash News - Not Vagina, Breasts or Nipples!

Britney Spears Latest Flash News - Not Vagina, Breasts or Nipples!

Troubled songstress Britney Spears has once again been caught on camera exposing her most intimate areas, single-handedly ruining her carefully orchestrated comeback once again.

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Funny story: Britney Spears and K-Fed Back Together?

Britney Spears and K-Fed Back Together?

Reliable inside sources say Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are giving peace a chance. Britney has decided life without Kevin Federline is more out of control than life with Kevin. That being the case she is considering getting back with him.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Fan Club Scrapped

Britney Spears Fan Club Scrapped

Britney Spears has announced that, from October, her fan club will no longer operate. This is due, almost entirely, to the fact that she no longer has any fans.

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Funny story: Daily Tosser louse green with envy at The Spoof's 'Britney: rehab lice ate my extensions' story

Daily Tosser louse green with envy at The Spoof's 'Britney: rehab lice ate my extensions' story

Fleet Street, London - (Risible Mess): A journo on the Daily Tosser tabloid has been fired after being unmasked as the envious louse who plagiarised a story published in The Spoof! earlier this year entitled Britney: rehab lice...

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Funny story: Britney slams 'O J-style' hit 'n' run witch-hunt

Britney slams 'O J-style' hit 'n' run witch-hunt

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Singer Britney Spears has hit out over a witch-hunt campaign that has resulted in her being charged in a hit and run incident.

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

New Cleaverland - It was a sunny day in a New York's Central Park yesterday and peaceful. Oh yes there was the occasional mugging and purse snatching and dope deals, but largely everyone was minding their own business.

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Funny story: 'Leave Britney Alone!' Drama queen, Chris Crocker, to replace Britney?

'Leave Britney Alone!' Drama queen, Chris Crocker, to replace Britney?

Hollywood, California - That's right! Overnight YouTube sensation, Chris Crocker, is the latest to be inducted into the world of reality TV with his own show. A TV crew is set to follow him around his hometown in Tennessee, where the 19-year-old...

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Funny story: Britney caught trying to buy urine samples on eBay

Britney caught trying to buy urine samples on eBay

Hollywood, California - In a desperate attempt to comply with her new court orders that she submit to a mandatory weekly drug testing, a condition of her temporary custody agreement, Britney made several purchases of human urine on eBay today. Eviden...

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