WASHINGTON, DC - To use a painting analogy, the Democratic Party is reeling and set to head for the canvas after learning there is a terrorist in their midst.
World-class bitch, Hilary Clinton has got one over on her Democratic rival Barrack Obama by performing the old "stink palm" routine so beloved of college troublemakers.
Democratic presidential candidates have begun battling over who has the strongest tax-cutting credentials. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama dueled in the media yesterday with competing proposals to reduce the burden of taxes on Americans.
The former first lady has created quite a buzz in the insect world, reports Freddie the Fly, shown here in his new prescription sunglasses provided by the Clinton campaign.
New York, NY - Hillary Clinton flew back from Little Rock Arkansas where she received a face lift. Senator Clinton is said to be very happy with the face lift, except she can no longer close her lips over her teeth, creating the impression that she i...
After it was leaked that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were to star in a porn movie, US President, George W. Bush has entered the fray.
5 Sep 07, HOGSMEADE, UK, EU-- Two presidential candidates are among enrollees at prestigious Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this term, said registrar Minerva McGonagall. President-Elect
PRBS Newswire - In what appears to be a true breakthrough for Presidential politics, the Clinton - Obama - Edwards 2008 Presidential Team announced an actual plan to combat terrorism today, more than 6 months ahead of the primaries.
A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.
Mephistophel, Tennessee (IP) - Presidential candidate for life, Barrack Hussein Obama, stated today that one of his goals if elected president is to send the Indians back to where they came from.
Hillary Clinton named Monica Lewinsky her new campaign chriaperson in her bid for the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States. Lewinsky, a former White House Intern and famous for her affair with President Bill Clinton, is con...
Mephistophel, Tennessee (IP) - African-American Democratic Candidate Barrack Hussein Obama has declared his intentions to our Washington reporter-on-the-scene as to how he will modify Air Force One if he is elected as President.
Two weeks ago, he wanted to sit down for tea with his country's enemies. Last week, he was willing to go in and bomb their friends and allies. In his latest example of foot in mouth disease, Illinois freshman Senator and Democratic Presidential...
NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - Both are strong, charismatic and confident politicians with strong support from centre-left voters. But it would appear that their policies are starting to thin and the reasons for their presidency bids ar...
Austin, Texas (IP) - Barack Obama's campaign donations are growing at a record pace and the bulk of the money is being donated by a surprising source. The money is pouring in thanks to massive donations originating from conservative sources.
Washington, D.C. - Barack Obama has announced today that Beyoncé's popular musical chart topper, "To the Left, To the Left," is now his official 2008 Presidential campaign song. However, the decision to go with the song caused a rift i...
Senator Obama, a leading candidate for the Democratic Party Presidential Nomination, has declared that he will sue his party on charges of racial discrimination if he is not nominated. Further, he has stated that he will sue the United States of Ame...
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