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Funny story: Britney Spears and Michael Jackson To Co-write Parenting Book

Britney Spears and Michael Jackson To Co-write Parenting Book

(New York--NY) The Time-Warner center was packed with journalists as Time-Warner CEO Richard Parsons, no relation to Alan, announced, with both Britney "You know what I'm packin' down under" Spears and the quickly jetted in Michael...

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Funny story: Another Sighting Of Bradley Walsh North Of The Border

Another Sighting Of Bradley Walsh North Of The Border

Pint-sized cock-en-ee funny man, Bradley Walsh, has been spotted again this time in Glasgow. And if the reports are confirmed then this will be the third time inside two months that the diminutive gagster will have appeared in public.

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Funny story: Lennox Lewis To Return To The Ring

Lennox Lewis To Return To The Ring

Reality TV giants, Endemol, have come up with the ultimate Saturday evening prime-time TV show. It's called a round with Lennox and will be hosted by Ant and Dec.

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Funny story: Underperforming Schools Lead to Heely Deaths

Underperforming Schools Lead to Heely Deaths

Barnet's worst-performing school faces closure unless it stops forcing kids to wear deadly Heelys so they can complete homework quicker, Ofswot said today. Heelys look like trainers, but they have powerful je...

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Funny story: Red Riding Hood fears for life

Red Riding Hood fears for life

It emerged earlier today that Little Red Riding Hood is said to be fearing for her life after plans to reintroduce wolves into Scotland.

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Funny story: Student's Scam Is Making Him A Packet

Student's Scam Is Making Him A Packet

Skint student, Gavin Flangebiscuit, has come up with a way of making himself a few quid and he's sure that the scheme's a surefire winner.

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Funny story: Britney Isn't News For A Day

Britney Isn't News For A Day

Shocked fans of Britney Spears gathered outside her homes reeling at the sad news that their idol is yesterday's news. Fears that Ms Spears has run out of things to do, and that people no longer find her...

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Funny story: Ready, Steady, Riot - BBC Gardener's Awards Kicks Off

Ready, Steady, Riot - BBC Gardener's Awards Kicks Off

There were ugly scenes at last night's BBC self-congratulatory event, 100 Years of BBC Gardening, when a gang of rebel TV chefs mounted the podium, and demanded the release of their lead...

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Funny story: Starbucks Worker Gives Birth to Tiny Dwarf

Starbucks Worker Gives Birth to Tiny Dwarf

Starbucks, the mighty coffee emporium famous for copyrighting the words coffee and cup so no one can use them, are now involved in a bizarre case where a worker gave birth to a baby that even the mo...

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Funny story: New BBC Logo 'Looks Like a Bong'

New BBC Logo 'Looks Like a Bong'

The BBC, obsessed about its dull image, has come up with a new logo, and it looks like a bong pipe. Last year, the BBC's new fat controller stood outside Broadcasting House for twenty minutes, and drew on extensive knowl...

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Funny story: Radical "New Style" Programmes Set To Come Your Way

Radical "New Style" Programmes Set To Come Your Way

The production company behind Big Brother is soon to unveil a new concept in TV programme making.

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Funny story: Kids TV Shows Look Set For Strikes

Kids TV Shows Look Set For Strikes

News is reaching us today of wild-cat strikes breaking out in the world of kiddie's TV. Postman Pat, the shop steward of the National Union of Kidshows , told us:...

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Funny story: McCain Renames Campaign Bus: I'll Kiss Your Ass!

McCain Renames Campaign Bus: I'll Kiss Your Ass!

Former Independent Thinker and Presidential candidate, John McCain has changed the name of his campaign bus from the "Straight Talk Express" to "The Ass Kiss Local".

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Funny story: Slow But Steady McCrone on the Rise

Slow But Steady McCrone on the Rise

From the London Times to the US National Enquirer,political writers have begun to take notice of the frontrunners in the contests for leadership in the colonies and in the colonial power of the UK.

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Funny story: Mayor Ken Livingstone Reads The Riot Act To Asian Restaurants

Mayor Ken Livingstone Reads The Riot Act To Asian Restaurants

In a show of solidarity with Bollywood actress, Shilpa Shetty, Mayor of London, Ken Livingstone, has demanded that all Asian restaurants 'clean up' the wording of their menus.

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Funny story: Van Gough Haunts Dai's Toothbrush

Van Gough Haunts Dai's Toothbrush

A man from Cardiff has tonight made the astonishing claim that his toothbrush is haunted by the ghost of Van Gough.

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Funny story: Botham Slams Disgustingly Poor England

Botham Slams Disgustingly Poor England

Ian 'Beefy' Botham has tonight slammed sad England once again for their terrible performance in Austria.

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