Nevada - Hillary Clinton fresh from her victory in New Hampshire where her watering eyes convinced thousands to support her, has vowed to make tears a part of her campaign. But will the strategy backfire in Nevada?...
Barbara Walters has announced that in the coming weeks, Osama Bin Laden will serve as guest-host on "The View." Bin Laden approached Walters about the possibility following Joy Behar's comments last week about the absence of prophets i...
There was an embarrassing moment for Hillary Clinton during the recent New Hampshire primary when printers produced an unfortunate spelling mistake on 10,000 posters.
Washington D.C. - President Bush took advantage of being out of the country in the Middle East today to drop a bombshell back home. He is restarting the military draft to relieve pressure on beleaguered troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. However, this t...
SOUTH CAROLINA - DEEP SOUTH USA - As a badly bruised and discredited US media tried to pick itself up the floor following the N. Hampshire prognostication gone wrong, there was more shocking news on the horizon.
Hopes of a fairy tale outcome in the US presidential elections were boosted yesterday when Hillary Clinton, the nice-looking white female, soared to victory in the Hampshire election.
County Louse, Eire - (Ludiscrous Ass Mess): Newly elevated to the Louse Archbishoprick, Cardinal Fergus McShergar has lost no time in slamming US Senator Bollox Obama's Irish cousins' gerrymandering activities for the Kleptocrat Arrivistes Ab...
Des Moines, Iowa -- Just days after her miserable third place finish in the Iowa caucuses, Hillary Clinton is again out-polling her Democratic rivals. Clinton now is at 35% to Obama's 29% to Edwards 20% in Iowa. Encouraged by the trend, Mrs. Cl...
Presidential candidate Barack Obama Hussein has been arrested on suspicion of terrorism. Redneck detectives are interviewing the token mixed-race Democrat about his 'funny sounding name'.
New York, New York (IP) - Barrack Obama has chosen Colin Powell as his running mate for the presidential election. Colin Powell has agreed to be his running mate and will switch parties on Monday.
Los Angeles, California The latest Internet wonder and possibly the greatest dancing sensational since John the Baptist lost his head, Obam...
In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...
Just before Iowa's, January 3rd Caucus and the January 8th New Hampshire Primary, part of an interview transcript between ABC Television's Barbara Walters and Senator Barack Obama has surfaced. Its authenticity can't be verified and neither ABC nor the Obama Presidential campaign is commenting, if or when the interview took place. Anonymous sources in the Clinton camp say the intervi...
IOWA - Tough guy Dennis Kucinich competes every Friday night in local kickboxing matches. "I use my yoga martial arts training to beat the snot out of my opponent." His...
Political candidates for the office of The President of The United States from both parties issued their predictions on which teams would go to the Super Bowl today. While some admitted to not being the greatest of sports fans, all were eager to sup...
With cries of "Run Oprah Run" filling the air, the talk-show icon and Earth Mother addressed thousands of her adoring fans over the weekend - during her official public celebrity en...
The lid came off a scandal that may rock the race for the Democratic nomination to its scabby knees. In a press conference called earlier today Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton decided to come clean about the so called "dirt" she has on Senat...
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