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Funny story: God Sues Gates Over '3D' Windows Vista

God Sues Gates Over '3D' Windows Vista

In a surprise move, God, who claims to have created a 3D world on the fifth or sixth day thousands of years ago, is going to sue Microsoft over use of 3D panes. The move is seen by many to be God's last chance against Bi...

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Funny story: "Helicopter Mom" Crashes Through Glass Ceiling At Chase Manhattan; Intervenes in Son's Interview

"Helicopter Mom" Crashes Through Glass Ceiling At Chase Manhattan; Intervenes in Son's Interview

A "helicopter mom" crashed through the glass ceiling of her son's job interview today demanding higher salary and benefits for her hen-pecked son. As Albert E. Neuman, younger brother to Alfred, spoke with interviewers at Chase Manh...

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Funny story: Suicide Bomber Cancels Mission After Stubbing Toe

Suicide Bomber Cancels Mission After Stubbing Toe

Baghdad - A would-be suicide bomber cancelled his deadly mission yesterday after stubbing his toe on a curb just outside the hotel he was assigned to destroy.

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Funny story: Ronaldo the Winker Has the Same Name as Other Ronaldos

Ronaldo the Winker Has the Same Name as Other Ronaldos

The diving, cheating but otherwise ballerina-like Portugal and Manchester United footballer, Christiano Ronaldo, is now officially called Ronaldo Ronaldo, after the old Ronaldo surprised Ronaldos everywhere...

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Funny story: Duff And Breeze In War Of Words

Duff And Breeze In War Of Words

A bitter war of words has broken out between two Spoof writers, Duff and Breeze, over Breeze's suggestion that Duff would sink so low as to pepper articles with gratuitous vaginas.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Makes a Dress Like Lily, in the Dark

Paris Hilton Makes a Dress Like Lily, in the Dark

Plastic-headed wanabee, Paris Hilton, has decided to copy the success of the UK's Lily Allen, by making her own dresses, and writing songs, just like Lily. But she must have made this d...

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Funny story: Biden's Comment Was Nothing Compared To What Hilary Revealed

Biden's Comment Was Nothing Compared To What Hilary Revealed

U.S. Senator, Joe Biden Jr's comment yesterday that Illinois Senator Barack Obama was "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," quickly turned into yesterday's news after...

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Funny story: New airport tax causes grief

New airport tax causes grief

As if the cost of living wasn't sky high enough, the government slaps on more sky high tax for being sky high.

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Funny story: Plot Search Fails to Find Men in Banana Suits

Plot Search Fails to Find Men in Banana Suits

SAS officers have spent the night searching 12 million Birmingham parks in connection with a plot or plan. Police are questioning nine hundred men arrested over the plot, or plan. A man in a banana suit was...

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Funny story: Much Overused Term Is Much Overused

Much Overused Term Is Much Overused

That much overused term, and this is a much overused term, has today been branded as one of the most overused terms in the English language.

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Funny story: Columnist Molly Ivins Dies of Cancer

Columnist Molly Ivins Dies of Cancer

Political Columnist and satirist Molly Ivins passed away in her Texas home today of complications due to cancer. She was 62 years old at her death. Molly was famous as a liberal and had written for newspapers for many years. She was also once a co...

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Funny story: Book Publisher to Re-Release "How to Skin a Cat"

Book Publisher to Re-Release "How to Skin a Cat"

Publisher Doubleday has decided to re-release a book that has been out of print for over sixty years. How to Skin a Cat by Maybelle Huckleberry will be in print for the first time since the days of World War Two.

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Funny story: Advertisers in Boston Learn Valuable Lesson; Disguise Campaigns As Bomb Threats

Advertisers in Boston Learn Valuable Lesson; Disguise Campaigns As Bomb Threats

The attention given to the Turner Broadcasting Co. for their electronic light boards featuring adult-cartoon characters triggering bomb scares around Boston is enough to make advertisers around the country salivate and taught them a valuable lesson t...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Fired From American Idol

Paula Abdul Fired From American Idol

In the episode of American Idol presented Tuesday, January 30th, from Birmingham, Alabama, Paula Abdul was present for the first half of the show. She was not, however, there for the second half. An explanation by Ryan Seacrest during the program s...

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Funny story: Natural Oils in Shampoos Lead to Breast Growth in Men

Natural Oils in Shampoos Lead to Breast Growth in Men

Some natural shampoos have been found to contain chemicals, called essential oils, that have led to breast growth in men and boys. Males who do not desire to grow a pair of "man boobs" should be cautioned against using products that contai...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Admits to Nose Job

Jennifer Aniston Admits to Nose Job

Actress Jennifer Aniston admitted today to having once had her nose fixed in plastic surgery. "Sure," she said, "I had a nose job. I'm not ashamed to admit it, either!"...

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Funny story: Bells Ring on Wall Street As "Vagina Warrior," President Bush Makes Grand Entrance

Bells Ring on Wall Street As "Vagina Warrior," President Bush Makes Grand Entrance

More than just bells were ringing as the president decided to walk in on the New York Stock Exchange today. One CNN female reporter almost had an orgasm as the president was within five feet of her.

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