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Funny story: Word "Vagina" Missing From The English Dictionary; Several Spoof Writers Detained

Word "Vagina" Missing From The English Dictionary; Several Spoof Writers Detained

In very disturbing news today, the official keeper of words, Wally Rostincowski reported that the word, vagina was missing from the dictionary. Rostincowski, a linguist from Oxford University and world word record holder of the most...

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Funny story: Panda Robs Chase

Panda Robs Chase

A Panda bear, native of China absconded from an east LA Chase bank with over $250,000 after he and his owner stood in the bank line for over 7 minutes before reaching the teller where the 250 lb Panda's owner whispered to the teller, "Li...

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Funny story: "Rampant Rabbit" Looks To Its Carbon Footprint

"Rampant Rabbit" Looks To Its Carbon Footprint

Sex shop chain, Anne Summers, has today decided to do something about its carbon footprint and is introducing biodegradable merchandise for the first time.

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Funny story: Chavez to join satirical website after latest Bush taunt rockets

Chavez to join satirical website after latest Bush taunt rockets

Caracas - (Rioters): Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez is to write a weekly column for a top satirical internet site after soaring approval ratings of his considered political assessment that George W Bush is "more dangerous than a monkey w...

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Funny story: YouTube Shows Super Bowl Days Before the Game

YouTube Shows Super Bowl Days Before the Game

The NFL is in an uproar after on-line video giant YouTube allowed users to not only view but download Sunday's game complete with halftime show, Bud Lite commercials and MVP awards BEFORE the game was even played. One unnamed YouTube surfer said,...

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Funny story: Sheikh of Dubai pulls DIC out before Coming to Terms

Sheikh of Dubai pulls DIC out before Coming to Terms

Sheikh Mohammed hasbin Rashed Al Lacarte of the Dubai International Capital (DIC) was about to come to terms with Liverpool until he learned of an American suitor.

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Funny story: Two Charged in Boston After Ad Campaign "Blows Up"

Two Charged in Boston After Ad Campaign "Blows Up"

The two young men arrested for placing electronic advertising around the city of Boston on Wednesday were charged with misdemeanor offenses today and were sentenced by a Boston judge to poll dancing for 38 straight hours in Boston Common.

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Funny story: Polanski to direct Up Pompeii! remake

Polanski to direct Up Pompeii! remake

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Veteran film-maker Roman Polanski is to direct a big screen remake of the famous British 1970s sit-com Up Pompeii! in a film adaptation of Rolf Harris's best-selling hagiography of the same name.

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Funny story: Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil and his Famous Shadow Return

Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil and his Famous Shadow Return

Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil from the town sixty-five miles from Pittsburg emerged today and did not see his famous shadow, thus predicted a quick end to winter. Phil is over 100 years old and has been forecasting the weather with better luck and acc...

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Funny story: War Of Words Spins Dangerously Out Of Control

War Of Words Spins Dangerously Out Of Control

The war of words between top writers Duff and Breeze is stepping up a gear today.

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Funny story: Children of Britney Spears and K-Fed to Work at Taco Bell

Children of Britney Spears and K-Fed to Work at Taco Bell

Kevin Federline, known in rap circles as K-Fed, said in an interview that his children were going to learn to work from a young age. His actual words were that his children with Pop Princess Britney Spears were "going to work at Taco Bell."...

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Funny story: US sex offender 'posed as the President'

US sex offender 'posed as the President'

Washington DC - (Rotters): A sixty-something sex offender has shocked the nation by posing as the President of the United States.

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Funny story: Fox Satellite Shakes With Fear at Approaching Mooninites

Fox Satellite Shakes With Fear at Approaching Mooninites

At first, engineers at Fox's giant secret satellite HQ thought they were hearing things, but then their instruments panels showed their satellite to be shaking in fear at approaching Mooninites. These ti...

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Funny story: Ronaldo Ronaldo So Good They Named Him Twice and the Pope Blessed Him

Ronaldo Ronaldo So Good They Named Him Twice and the Pope Blessed Him

Genius Manchester United and Portugal footballer, Ronaldo Ronaldo, who received his second name after the old Ronaldo bestowed it upon him, has received a blessing from the pope...because he's that g...

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Funny story: Have You Seen This Man?

Have You Seen This Man?

West Midlands police have released this photo-fit image of a desperado they want to interview in connection with a case of serial torture of innocent members of the general public.

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Funny story: Man From York Wins World Title

Man From York Wins World Title

After weeks of competition the winner of the World's best hiccup scarer has been crowned.

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Funny story: Man Travels Faster Than Light, Winds up Becoming his Own Grandfather

Man Travels Faster Than Light, Winds up Becoming his Own Grandfather

"It was freaky when I traveled back in time, met my own grandmother" Nelson Lee told reporters. According to Nelson his time machine, in this case a plutonium powered stair-stepper at a Gold's gym club propelled him simultaneously into...

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