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Funny story: Teletubbies Say "You're Dead You Piece Of Scum!"

Teletubbies Say "You're Dead You Piece Of Scum!"

A man from Liverpool was in hiding today claiming that he is on the hit-list of Teletubby, Tinky Winky, and that he's dead meat if the loveable furry tri-angle headed kiddies favourite catches up with him.

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Funny story: Trophy-Wife Guru's Final Chapter: "Don't let his Liver Spots Dissuade You from your Dreams, Just Pretend they're Little Islands on the Treasure Map of Life."

Trophy-Wife Guru's Final Chapter: "Don't let his Liver Spots Dissuade You from your Dreams, Just Pretend they're Little Islands on the Treasure Map of Life."

Cristle-Anne Spatoli, author of the sensational N.Y. Times best-seller: "Teach your Daughter to be a Trophy Wife, A Practical Guide for Mothers," has died at the age of 79. Not unironically, the cause of death was listed as: "constan...

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Funny story: Ex-KGB spook fingered the wrong President

Ex-KGB spook fingered the wrong President

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Hapless ex-KGB colonel Alexander Litvinenko RIP may have been the subject of an elaborate wind up by Tessa Jowl's Department for Vultures, Mediocrity and Spots into thinking it was Russian President Vlad The Impaler Pu...

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Funny story: Prince Charles Calls on Prince to Stop Using His Name

Prince Charles Calls on Prince to Stop Using His Name

Prince Charles, the spooky heir to the UK-based throne formerly called Charlie Battenburg-Hohernzollern, has had the cheek to call on the brilliant real Prince to stop using his name. Prince, the artist formerly known as the diminuti...

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Funny story: Poles - We Won't Work For Nothing Any More

Poles - We Won't Work For Nothing Any More

In a huge set-back to Tony Blair's scheme to replace Britain's so-called overpriced rogue builders with Polish workers, The Spoof can reveal that Poles will no longer work for nothing, and stand in fields all...

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Funny story: Cuts At The BBC Mean Radical Re-think Of Schedules

Cuts At The BBC Mean Radical Re-think Of Schedules

Swingeing cuts at the BBC signal drastic budget reductions for programme makers throughout the corporation.

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Funny story: Cash For Vaginas Affair Rumbles On

Cash For Vaginas Affair Rumbles On

Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has despite strenuous efforts to remain aloof, been dragged unceremoniously into the "Cash for vaginas" scandal that is rocking satirical organ, The Spoof.

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Funny story: Crowds Line The UK Docks for Next Installment of Buller's Buster!

Crowds Line The UK Docks for Next Installment of Buller's Buster!

You'd think you were in NYC down at the docks amid crowds of avid fans of Dickens' serial novels in the 19th century! Only you aren't. This time it's the 21st Century, the novelist is F.Buller and the suspense is about a crusty clown...

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Funny story: Hitler Spotted in Barnes and Nobles

Hitler Spotted in Barnes and Nobles

Witnesses say that the crotchety old crumpet cruising the Self-Help section of an Omaha Barnes and Nobles was indeed der Fuhrer himself, and, was, according to the witnesses, NOT the happiest Nazi in the bookshop.

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Funny story: Ozzy Turns Over A New Leaf Loves Animals

Ozzy Turns Over A New Leaf Loves Animals

Prince of Darkness and wild man of rock, Ozzy Osbourne, has turned over a new leaf and is reported to be the new European Ambassador for wildlife.

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Funny story: Grimsby Man Ends Up In Quebec Thanks To Sat Nav

Grimsby Man Ends Up In Quebec Thanks To Sat Nav

Jim Plank, from Grimsby, got more than he bargained for when he used his new sat-nav system for the first time. For instead of going down The Golden Cod in the high street to get tea for him and his wife, Doris, he ended up in Quebec Canada. He told...

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Funny story: Is there Anybody Out There?

Is there Anybody Out There?

Evidence has finally been found that we are not alone. That's right! For in addition to Homer Simpsons there are other intelligent life-forms out there.

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Funny story: Prince, the Performer We Formerly Said Was Crap

Prince, the Performer We Formerly Said Was Crap

Due to his awesome, and thrilling, half time performance at Superbowl XLI, Prince, the artist we formerly called crap, now kicks butt. He certainly gave the most amazing performance this reporter has ever seen. In fact I forgot who h...

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Funny story: World's Meanest Bastard Travels 5000 Miles to Save Ten Pence

World's Meanest Bastard Travels 5000 Miles to Save Ten Pence

A Berkshire man, who renamed himself World's Meanest-Bastard, has been voted the world's meanest bastard by The Spoof readers, having just completed a round trip of 5000 miles to save ten pence on a litre of...

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Funny story: Shilpa Shetty To Marry Michael Jackson

Shilpa Shetty To Marry Michael Jackson

In sensational showbiz news today it has been announced that Shilpa Shetty is to marry Michael Jackson next month in St Margaret's parish church in Peckham.

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Funny story: Spoof Administrators Reveal Lowest Rated, Least Viewed Stories Ever

Spoof Administrators Reveal Lowest Rated, Least Viewed Stories Ever

Mark and Paul Lowton, owners and sight administrators for the Spoof, an on-line humor magazine, have revealed the ten lowest rated and ten lowest viewed stories of all times. Said Mark, "These are the stories that either fell through the cracks...

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Funny story: Homeless People Very Excited About NASA's 2 Billion Dollar Moon Rock Scooper

Homeless People Very Excited About NASA's 2 Billion Dollar Moon Rock Scooper

Washington DC - Two-thousand homeless people - men, women and children - clamored in front of the White House today to express their excitement for the funding the US government has given to NASA to equip their upcoming satellites with a new moon roc...

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