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Funny story: Chocolatier Willie Wonka Decides Not To Give Away Factory

Chocolatier Willie Wonka Decides Not To Give Away Factory

World famous chocolate maker Willie Wonka has decided not to give his factory to Charlie Bucket, as was previously announced. Charlie won a golden ticket, along with several other children, and was given the opportunity to tour the secret factory ba...

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Funny story: Woman's Group Demands Clothing for Venus De Milo

Woman's Group Demands Clothing for Venus De Milo

The International Organization for Women's Rights has demanded that the Venus de Milo statue be dressed. Group Spokeswoman Fern Tilley said that "It's just obscene and not realistic and people need to know that. The museum should put a...

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Funny story: Elvis Stole My Act Claims Zeke

Elvis Stole My Act Claims Zeke

"Elvis Costello nicked my act", that's the claim being made by Zeke Pocock, a Colorado gas fitter from Pease Pottage in Memphis.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Arrested For Washington Courthouse "Scooter" Libby Protest

Britney Spears Arrested For Washington Courthouse "Scooter" Libby Protest

(Washington, D.C.) A new political awareness? Too much partying? Or a cocktail of both? Whatever the reason, no reporter complained about the view when Britney Spears publicly bore her breasts in support of former Dick Cheney aide Lewis "Scooter...

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Funny story: Portugese Women Only Allowed Abortions After Night Out With Christiano Ronaldo

Portugese Women Only Allowed Abortions After Night Out With Christiano Ronaldo

Portugal, the country with Europe's toughest abortion laws, has accepted that some women should be allowed abortions, but only if they have been out with the cheating, diving, greasy Portugese footballer, Christi...

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Funny story: Pelosi Demands Bigger Airplane

Pelosi Demands Bigger Airplane

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has demanded a larger, Government issued airplane. Apparently, the third in line to the United States Presidency feels that she needs something more in line with Air Force One.

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Funny story: Jailed! For Dumping Five Pound Notes

Jailed! For Dumping Five Pound Notes

Cardiff taxi driver Wyn ApThomas starts a one month prison sentence today, after bureaucrats at Cardiff City Council slapped a ban stopping him dumping five pound notes in his green wheelie bin. Mr. ApThomas, who nearly made...

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Funny story: Latest NASA Shocker: Hubble can Peer THRU Your Roof Into Your Bedroom

Latest NASA Shocker: Hubble can Peer THRU Your Roof Into Your Bedroom

Following the latest NASA shocker that one of their Space Cadets went bonkers NASA admitted today that the Hubble telescope can indeed hyper-dimensionally zoom in through your roof and actually READ the "magazine" whose pictures yo...

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Funny story: Curse of the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe as Anna Nicole Smith dies at 39

Curse of the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe as Anna Nicole Smith dies at 39

HOLLYWOOD, Fla. - (Rotters & ReUterus): The ancient curse of the Seminoles has struck again. Former Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith, ex-widow of nonagenarian Texan oil tycoon J Howard Marshall, was found dead in her hotel room at the Seminole Hard...

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Funny story: Minister In Sting Something Fishy Going On

Minister In Sting Something Fishy Going On

This is the moment that proves that government minister, Steve Chubb, is a bent as a nine pound note.

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Funny story: NHS recruitment campaign woos GPs with private medical care

NHS recruitment campaign woos GPs with private medical care

London - (Rotters): A new NHS recruitment drive to employ another 50,000 GPs guarantees some unusual perks including private medical care and free medical insurance.

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Funny story: Man Who Sang There's Only One David Beckham Lynched

Man Who Sang There's Only One David Beckham Lynched

Disappointment at last night's tragic defeat for understrength England at the hands of Spain, when a man who must have been off his rocker jumped up and sang, There's only one David Beckham. England had cont...

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Funny story: Astronomer Slams Britain's Hopeless Space Effort

Astronomer Slams Britain's Hopeless Space Effort

Pop-eyed astronomer, Sir Patrick Moore, has slammed the government for not doing enough space stuff. He told us:...

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Funny story: The Lyin',the Bitch and the Entertainment Center

The Lyin',the Bitch and the Entertainment Center

One of the many bastard children of Oxford Don CS Lewis, has decided to satirize the most popular work of his deadbeat Dad.

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Funny story: Ginsu Introduces the Psycho Knife

Ginsu Introduces the Psycho Knife

Ginsu of Japan, makers of the famous Ginsu Knife collections, has introduced the latest addition to its culinary prepartions line. The newest kitchen tool is the "Psycho" knife.

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan Volunteer As Pap-Smear Speculum Models At UCLA Medical School

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan Volunteer As Pap-Smear Speculum Models At UCLA Medical School

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan, in an effort to get rid of their addictions to men and alcohol, enrolled in rehabilitation therapy at a West Hollywood rehabilitation clinic today. "Tres Spoof Chicas" as they are aff...

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Funny story: 100 Mossad hookers at Buck House Valentine's Day reception

100 Mossad hookers at Buck House Valentine's Day reception

London - (Rotters): The annual Businesswomen of the Year dinner is to be held in Buckingham Palace on St Valentine's Day unless the daughter of Adolf Hitler who impersonates Queen Elizabeth II drops dead due to a prior engagement, eg an appointme...

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