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Funny story: Cork Man's Head Shrinks After Incident In Nuclear Plant

Cork Man's Head Shrinks After Incident In Nuclear Plant

A worker at a nuclear facility who was exposed to harmful radiation has had his head shrink to half of its original size.

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Funny story: Easter eggs infested with bird flu

Easter eggs infested with bird flu

Norfolk - (Rotters): The UK bird flu pandemic reached new heights of hysteria today as the Department for Agrigulture, Fisheries and Flu ordered an immediate recall of all Easter eggs after traces of the deadly campylobacter H5N1 virus were found in...

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Funny story: Enrolled Your Toddler in "American Idol School" Yet?

Enrolled Your Toddler in "American Idol School" Yet?

"As you see it's best to start training early" Simon says "IF you want to become .. American Idol." FOX network in conjunction with Sylvian Learning Center has already begun accepting student ages 2 and below at it's San D...

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Funny story: World's First Totally Inaccessible Mall Goes Belly-up

World's First Totally Inaccessible Mall Goes Belly-up

Late night comediennes are having a giggle-fest after the builders of a $750 million dollar mall in South Dallas...

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Funny story: AskFrFred Online Confessional Receives Award from Knights of Malta

AskFrFred Online Confessional Receives Award from Knights of Malta

Amid a procession of ancient Maltese Knights,all of whom are union members in the construction industry in Pelham Bay, Bronx, NY, the latest internet celebrity marched arms akimbo.

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Funny story: Bush's Uncle Bucky Makes Millions on War

Bush's Uncle Bucky Makes Millions on War

"The gods of satire are sometimes much too gracious as this actual news story drops into spoofbelievers' laps", This sentiment from satirist, Irish-Italian-American Terrence Plautus refers to his report on the burgeoning war-profiteerin...

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Funny story: Marilyn Manson Desperate To Make News Again - Scary Left Eye Just Not Cutting It Anymore

Marilyn Manson Desperate To Make News Again - Scary Left Eye Just Not Cutting It Anymore

Las Angeles - In an announcement to a throng of one reporter and two on-lookers who weren't really paying attention today, shock-rocker Marilyn Manson swore he would make the news again.

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Funny story: Bush's Uncle Bucky is one big crook: SEC lawsuit

Bush's Uncle Bucky is one big crook: SEC lawsuit

Washington DC - (Rotters): The Securities and Exchange Commission has filed a lawsuit alleging President Bush's Uncle Bucky is one big crook who creamed off $20 Million in a defense contractor fraud scam from an illegal stock-option timing scheme...

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Funny story: Everyone Wants to be Anna Nicole Smith's Baby's Dad

Everyone Wants to be Anna Nicole Smith's Baby's Dad

As a general rule, men do not wish to claim paternity of a child outside of marriage. This is not true in the case of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Since her death Thursday, 146 men have come forward claiming to be the father of her child. As the...

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Funny story: Pope to hear Gordon Brown's confession

Pope to hear Gordon Brown's confession

Vatican City - (ReUterus): Pope Ratzinger has summoned UK Chancellor Gordon Brown to the Vatican to hear his confessionn ahead of any attempts to take over the Prime Monstership at 10 Drowning Street.

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Funny story: Man Greets Other Man While Urinating - Both Men Become Instantly Gay

Man Greets Other Man While Urinating - Both Men Become Instantly Gay

Dallas, Texas - Ray Furrows, 33, and Peter Santino, 56, were both urinating side-by side in the men's restroom at "Big 'N' Tubby's Steakhouse," when Furrows turned to Santino and said, "How's it goin'?" cau...

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Funny story: Australian Soccer Team owned by Russell Crowe Drops Cheerleaders Due to Skimpy Outfits

Australian Soccer Team owned by Russell Crowe Drops Cheerleaders Due to Skimpy Outfits

The South Sydney Rabbitohs, a soccer team owned by Academy Award winning actor Russell Crowe, has dropped their cheerleaders due, in part, to their skimpy outfits. The soccer team has announced that they will be replaced by drummers and have asked p...

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Funny story: Criminals Asked To Be More Entertaining For News

Criminals Asked To Be More Entertaining For News

Las Vegas - In the wake of what the news media are calling "boring news", the Las Vegas Police Department is asking local criminals to try their best to be "more entertaining" when committing crimes.

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Funny story: Pavrotti Comes Out of Retirement Will Perform World Tour Again

Pavrotti Comes Out of Retirement Will Perform World Tour Again

Opera legend, Luciano Pavarotti, is being coaxed from retirement and will once more tread the boards of the Opera Houses of the world.

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Funny story: Inbred Tennessee Hillbilly Claims Royalty, Blackmails England's Royal Family

Inbred Tennessee Hillbilly Claims Royalty, Blackmails England's Royal Family

A young girl from Flea Holler, Tennessee has claimed to be carrying the unborn child of Prince William of England. In the past few months, she has also said that she is married to a Prince from Monaco (Albert), engaged to Prince Harry, and from the...

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Funny story: All The King's Men Sue Due to Hazardous Cholesterol Exposure

All The King's Men Sue Due to Hazardous Cholesterol Exposure

The King's horses are dropping dead in the stables and seven of the King's men are in the hospital with heart problems. The men claim that this is due to a bio-hazardous cholesterol exposure when they were forced to try to put Humpty Dumpty...

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Funny story: President Is On A Winning Streak

President Is On A Winning Streak

George Bush is today feeling pretty happy with himself because for the first time in months he has actually won something.

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