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Funny story: Obama threatens missile strike on Canada for poisonous frogs cull

Obama threatens missile strike on Canada for poisonous frogs cull

He's running out of places to attack. President Obama fresh from his entente uncordiale with Russian premier Poutine has turned his guns on another non-nukulur ally. The Peas Prize winner has now threatened missile strikes on Canada for "...blatantl...

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Funny story: President Obama Says If He Doesn't Attack Syria, He May Attack Iran

President Obama Says If He Doesn't Attack Syria, He May Attack Iran

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama addressed the nation and stated that he will be taking a look-see attitude in regards to the situation with Syria. The president says that he still wants to invade Syria but may wait until after Halloween. He...

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Funny story: Putin finally agrees to Syrian intervention - but only on horseback

Putin finally agrees to Syrian intervention - but only on horseback

MOSCOW:- Russian president Rararas Putin today finally acceded to Western demands for action in Syria, but only if the invasion could be lead by a cavalry battalion, with the mighty Russian himself leading the charge. "American missiles will not b...

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Funny story: Rogue NSA agent blows whistle on game-playing politicians

Rogue NSA agent blows whistle on game-playing politicians

A new whistleblower from Booz Allen Hamilton has emerged to offer insights into game-playing habits of congressional leaders. This development occurred yesterday after Senator McCain was caught playing poker on his iPhone during a three and a hal...

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Funny story: President Obama Offers A $3 Million Reward For The Capture and Safe Return To America of Edward Snowden

President Obama Offers A $3 Million Reward For The Capture and Safe Return To America of Edward Snowden

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama met with Vice-President Joe Biden and two unnamed high-ranking Republican senators to discuss the situation regarding Edward Snowden, AKA The NSA Leaker. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax informed the White...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Warns President Obama If The U.S. Invades Syria, Russia Will Invade Detroit

Vladimir Putin Warns President Obama If The U.S. Invades Syria, Russia Will Invade Detroit

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Moscow's national news agency Vodkavich has just announced that Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued a very stern warning to President Barack Obama. Putin speaking to a group of retired KGB operatives at a Holiday Inn in...

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Funny story: Blair-Putin Laughing Gas Co behind Syrian mass hypochondria

Blair-Putin Laughing Gas Co behind Syrian mass hypochondria

New York - UN substance abuse inspectors have identified a whiff of something toxic coming out of a charity supplying recreational helium to the Syrian Arab Republic. The not-for-prophet Blair-Putin Laughing Gas Company is being investigated for w...

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Funny story: You Cannot Be Syria's says Vladimir Putin as US drones prepare Damascus blitzkreig

You Cannot Be Syria's says Vladimir Putin as US drones prepare Damascus blitzkreig

Moscow - A terse telephone call to the White House had Russian leader Vladimir Putin foaming at the mouth repeatedly calling the American president 'Proby' in response to Obama's masterly Syrian plot. Yeah. Up to 1,000 heavily armed drones are to...

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Funny story: Stella McCartney unveils the Sochi Winter Olympic range

Stella McCartney unveils the Sochi Winter Olympic range

Stella McCartney has unveiled her new range of winter Olympic clothing for the British athletes taking part in Sochi, and it has sent shock waves through the international community. For the women, all the designs are based around dungarees, whils...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Buys Edward Snowden a House

Vladimir Putin Buys Edward Snowden a House

MOSCOW - The Russian News Agency, Vodkavich is reporting that President Vladimir Putin is extremely happy with the job that Edward Snowden is doing as the government's director of computers. President Putin has stated that Snowden has already show...

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Funny story: Night of the long very long winds of change

Night of the long very long winds of change

According to expert insiders who absolutely insist "no names please," Mr. Obama and Mr. Putin have once again met at Club Mephistopheles in Hong Kong. This meeting was arranged following the urgent advice of an international committee of leaders,...

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Funny story: Edward Snowden Verifies That He Is Dating Vladimir Putin's Niece

Edward Snowden Verifies That He Is Dating Vladimir Putin's Niece

NEW YORK CITY - American NSA whistleblower and now resident of Russia, Edward Snowden stated to Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich that he is thrilled with having been granted asylum in Russia. He also added that he loves his new job as dire...

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Funny story: Putin Tells Obama to "Go F*ck Himself"

Putin Tells Obama to "Go F*ck Himself"

MOSCOW - Barack Obama's decision to cancel a planned meeting with Vladimir Putin was met with harsh words from the Russian President. "We are disappointed by the U.S. administration's decision to cancel the visit of President Obama to Moscow plan...

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Funny story: Putin Plans on Pilfering Another Ring

Putin Plans on Pilfering Another Ring

OUTER SPACE - Today Russia announced that they will be traveling to Saturn in a historic expedition to be the first to bring back something from Earth's distant cousin. Unfortunately, their motives are suspect. Russian President Vladimir Putin...

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Funny story: Big Mother's letter to Russia on Big Brother here and there

Big Mother's letter to Russia on Big Brother here and there

Dear Mr. Putin and everyone involved in The Airport Case. Greetings to you very kindly, and thank you for your time. I am Big Mother, writing to you on behalf of my sons, Big Brothers here and everywhere around the globe. First off, please understand that in America the government never takes any actions that will harm other people, especially its own citizens. And of course it will...

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Funny story: Vlad and Barrie mano a mano

Vlad and Barrie mano a mano

I know this is very hard to believe, and I'm expecting tweets on it as to my credibility, but I will trust in the evidence. I had just departed from Mr. Putin (or Vlad as I got to calling him), and was exiting Club Formulation. By then evening was starting, bar stools jamming somewhat with people sideways and hands raised over the bars for drinks, girls at the poles, you know the scene. Rig...

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Funny story: Edward Snowden Elected Mayor of Dudinka, Siberia

Edward Snowden Elected Mayor of Dudinka, Siberia

Special to TPN - ITAR-TASS, the Russian news agency, announced that Edward J. Snowden, the former intelligence contractor on the run from the American authorities, has won the mayoralty race in Dudinka. Dudinka is the administrative center of Taymyrs...

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