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Funny story: CWIA Climate-Control Plot Goes Awry; Snopocalypse Buries East Coast

CWIA Climate-Control Plot Goes Awry; Snopocalypse Buries East Coast

In a press conference today, Professor Ferbert T. Weedledom and Dr. Felicia T. Weedledee exposed a covert Central Weather Intelligence Agency (CWIA) operation to deploy a cloud-seeding strategy to defeat Al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden by creating a ser...

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Funny story: New Terror Threat: Female Suicide Bombers with Exploding Breasts!

New Terror Threat: Female Suicide Bombers with Exploding Breasts!

In order to continue the hyped Islamic terror threat, Joseph Farah and the neocons are telling us that women will have bombs surgically implanted in their breasts in Farah's G2 Bulletin, a subscription online newsletter. In the latest edition, Mr.

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Funny story: Pants bomber says Iran used thermite in Connecticut gas blast

Pants bomber says Iran used thermite in Connecticut gas blast

Middletown, Connecticut - (Boom & Bust): Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab has told CIA interrogators that rival Iranian wackjobs are behind the Middletown power plant gas blast. He has blamed a termite (sic) hand grenade, smuggled in a takeaway hamb...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden strikes again with stealth

Osama Bin Laden strikes again with stealth

In a taped interview with an Arabic news paper Osama Bin Laden takes responsibility for the Kleen Power plant explosion in Connecticut. Bin Laden says he has over 25 thousand operatives across the entire worlds who are committing secret acts of terro...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Linked to Lesbo Porn Sites

Al Qaeda Linked to Lesbo Porn Sites

Hajarin, Yemen -- A Web posting early yesterday attributed to Osama bin Laden, has claimed responsibility for several terror attacks throughout the world. The website also has connections to some of the hottest lesbo-action sites on the internet for...

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Funny story: Taliban will take millions as long as they get satellite dishes

Taliban will take millions as long as they get satellite dishes

The Taliban have agreed to a deal where they will be given millions to stop the war as long as together with the weekly payments of millions they each get a 50" plasma television and a satellite dish attached to each cave. The Taliban have been tr...

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Funny story: New Cunning plan: Millions to be paid to terrorists

New Cunning plan: Millions to be paid to terrorists

War Mongering politicians of the world got together today with the latest plan for Afghanistan give the people they have been calling insurgents and terrorists namely the Taliban millions and millions of pounds. This must be one of the craziest pl...

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Funny story: Taliban fighters are to be paid for their services announce world leaders!

Taliban fighters are to be paid for their services announce world leaders!

With a brand new strategy to end the war in Afghanistan world leaders have decided that instead of fighting the Taliban they should pay them for their services (what?). This grand idea was devised by the non-corrupt (cough, cough) President Karz...

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Funny story: IPCC says global warming causes Islamic terrorism, sexual dysfunction and other ills

IPCC says global warming causes Islamic terrorism, sexual dysfunction and other ills

Speaking for the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), Professor Cretino Calvo Ampolloso said today that the IPCC will prove that global warming causes Islamic terrorism, racial prejudices, sexual dysfunction and acne, among other ills an...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Wrestles 'The Penis Bomber' To Floor Of Plane To Alaska

Sarah Palin Wrestles 'The Penis Bomber' To Floor Of Plane To Alaska

Sarah Palin stated that she knew that something was up last night when an 'A-Rab with one of those Muslimsippi-sounding' names like Ibo got on her plane to Alaska where she still has a home. The plane held over 50 passengers and every single perso...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Takes Responsibility for Haiti Earthquake

Bin Laden Takes Responsibility for Haiti Earthquake

Afghanistan - Al Jazeera has produced a voice recording reported to be the voice of Osama Bin Laden exhorting advances made by Al Qaeda globally, in particular the development of their latest suicide weapon, the earthquake machine, which Bin Laden sa...

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Funny story: Frank Miller: NOT the fake hero of Mumbai!

Frank Miller: NOT the fake hero of Mumbai!

A rebuttal of claims of fakeness by Frank Miller. I'd like to put to rest the rumors negating my heroic deeds during the Mumbai terrorist attacks last year. During the ordeal, I rescued over 250 people by making rope (allowing them to climb to safety) made from spunk; spun to make silk. It makes remarkably strong rope when woven together. That's no easy trick! Do you know how much wankin...

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Funny story: F*cking A**hole Boss Bin Ladin Takes Credit For Something He Didn't Do

F*cking A**hole Boss Bin Ladin Takes Credit For Something He Didn't Do

Karachi, Pakistan - Osama bin Ladin, the fancy pants boss of Al Qaeda, claimed credit for the attempted bombing of an Detroit bound plane Christmas day. While the plot failed it was widely praised in the terrorism community for it's effect of scaring...

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Funny story: Local Man In Night Terror Horror

Local Man In Night Terror Horror

Local man Martin Shuttlecock couldn't understand why his loving wife was giving him the cold shoulder and the silent treatment this morning. Whilst it was true that he had consumed a vast quantity of alcohol the previous night, he had no recollection...

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Funny story: "Does My Bomb Look Big In This?"

"Does My Bomb Look Big In This?"

Al Quaeda has trained non-Arabic female terrorists to carry out attacks in the west. The news has been released by MI5 leaders in a bid to maintain vigilance. The women are thought to be 'clean skins'. Women notoriously take several hours to get r...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda planning 'dumb blond granny' suicide bomber

Al Qaeda planning 'dumb blond granny' suicide bomber

London - (Carpet Burns Night): The really moronic-looking geriatric western dumb blond female suicide bomber - modelled on JK Rowling's looks - could be on her way to blow up Tescos on the Isle of Dogs police have said. New intelligence from the...

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Funny story: UK Terror Threat Level Raised To 'Severe'

UK Terror Threat Level Raised To 'Severe'

We decided that, as we had nothing better to do on a slow Saturday afternoon, we would investigate exactly what an elevated terror threat level meant to the man on the street. Or woman on the street. As our reporters hit the streets, general fe...

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