Basil Brush the furry little fox who works for the BBC was sensationally arrested this morning at Heathrow Airport. Basil was on his way to Ireland to participate in the annual Leprechaun Hunt in the small town of Carlingford in Ireland, but his p...
Jihadi, the simian expatriot from the Orangutan Rehab Center in Sumatra, who was captured while attempting to board a flight from Honolulu to LAX a couple of weeks ago, is now a detainee in the GITMO facility constructed to incarcerate Muslim terrori...
WASHINGTON: The US is finally fed up with Pakistan's lies and duplicity and appears to have come to its senses. Facing decimation in the upcoming mid-term elections the Obama Administration is pulling one final rabbit out of its hat. Spokesman Rob...
Moscow - (Spider Hole): Chechen Spider Woman lesbians are tormenting Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin who has found a new way to frame them for this week's Moscow bombings. Last year the arachnid web's existence was confirmed by the...
The Spoof's main man in Moscow, fine English gentleman, distant relative of Kim Philby (but not Gay) and loves a cuppa, Earl Grey, had to dive for cover in Moscow after terrorists attempted to blow the decrepid underground into oblivion today. Sui...
Moscow - (Booby Traps): Mossad's Dubai hit squad is suspected of being behind the specialist Thought Police brainwashing division that trained today's Moscow Metro terror attackers. Two heavily burkhaed 'Jihad Janes' were caught on CCTV seconds be...
Baffling news emerged today in the apparent kidnap and decapitation of Hillary Clinton while she visited Pakistan on a peace keeping mission. How Al Qaeda, the notorious terrorist group, was able to get access to her is sketchy but more fascinating i...
TEHRAN, Iran - Iranian Idol is only in its first season and it has already been cancelled. A spokesperson for 19th Camel Hump Productions, Sim Casbar stated that Iranian Idol had just entered into its Top Ten stage. Twenty-six year old Dezjand...
GUANTANIMO BAY, CUBA -- The Obama Administration has announced the closing of Camp X-Ray and the opening of a new, cutting edge prison for the detaining, interrogation, and disciplining of terrorists and other petulant monkeys. The facility is cal...
Train passengers need to check their train tickets very carefully before boarding their train. If you are intending to travel from Burntisland to Burnley or Warrington to Bangor ask the guard on the train if your ticket will pass stringent security c...
San Francisco- Incensed Islamic extremists issued a fatwa early this evening against an American Muslim Poodle accused of breeding with an infidel St. Bernard named Herb. "Crystal," the Standard Poodle in question, "has been seeing Herb at a local d...
Jihad Jane the alleged female terrorist has appeared in court in Philadelphia charged with a terrorist plot. Jihad Jane however when asked how do you plead said "I Didn't Do It". The Blonde with a face like a half chewed caramel has put in as spe...
WASHINGTON, DC - In an unexpected and casual conversation, Eric Holder explained his certainty of Osama bin Laden never facing a courtroom on charges of terrorism. Eric Holder: He's just so smart ... and witty ... and hard-working ... and dedicate...
Suspected terrorist dogs are to be taken from their owners under the Prevention of Terrorism Act. The dogs include all Afghan dogs, Afghan Collies, Afghan Hounds, Afghan Retrievers, Afghan Sheepdogs and Afghan Spaniels. Jack Russell Terrorists ar...
Suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. BA negotiators have been...
(Philadelphia-PA) Colleen Renee LaRose, the "Jihad Jade" of YouTube, has dropped a bomb and not of the terrorist variety. As she sits in her federal prison cell awaiting trail for recruiting Muslim extremists, LaRose claims it was "all performance a...
London - (Peroxide Ass Mess): A report back in January by Spoof writer Queen Mudder first exposed the existence of a 'dumb blond granny' suicide bomber linked to yesterday's arrest of Irish Al-Qaeda suspects. Forty-six year-old peroxide grandma Fa...
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