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Funny story: "SARAH" from Dylan's :Desire: (updated)

"SARAH" from Dylan's :Desire: (updated)

SARAH by stephen d gross "I hid in a bush I loaded my gun Had me too many kids, I refused to abort I shot me a moose, I was jes' havin' fun Call me hockey mom, it's a ballbuster's sport" Sarah Sarah With your shrill brittle voice you drill holes in my mind Sarah Sarah What ever made you the dull-witted kind? "I can still see it bleedin', its guts in the sand I grabbed me my kn...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Thinks Aide is Moose and Squirrel , Shoots Him in Face

Sarah Palin Thinks Aide is Moose and Squirrel , Shoots Him in Face

While filming her new hit show Alaska, Sarah Palin accidental shot her Personal Aide of two years, in the face. It all happened when Sarah and the filming crew were out in the Alaskan tundra. Sarah wanted to bag a Moose, or Squirrel, either way...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin loses her compass confusing North Korea with South Korea!

Sarah Palin loses her compass confusing North Korea with South Korea!

Future US Presidential candidate and wildly outspoken Alaskan man-eater, Sarah Palin has completely lost her her "latitudes". During a US tour to promote her book she was asked about the Korean conflict and her feelings about it. She replied:...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Actually North Korean Spy

Sarah Palin Actually North Korean Spy

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sarah Palin, 2012 Presidential hopeful, has been founded out as a NK spy. Palin, who was governor of Alaska for some time, and said that she could defeat Obama in 2012, has been found guilty of spying for the rogue state since s...

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Funny story: Palin Announces Surprise Presidential Bid

Palin Announces Surprise Presidential Bid

Kikatinalong,Kentucky, Nov.25. - In a packed town meeting here tonight, attended by almost the whole local population(37), Sarah Palin finally revealed her Presidential aspirations - but they are not what the town expected. Palin began: "While wat...

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Funny story: A Close Friend Of Mark Ballas Says That If Bristol Palin Was Not A Republican, Mark Would Marry Her

A Close Friend Of Mark Ballas Says That If Bristol Palin Was Not A Republican, Mark Would Marry Her

HOLLYWOOD - An unnamed source who says that he went to high school with Mark Ballas has stated that Mark confided in him that he likes Bristol "The Pistol" Palin so much that he would ask her to marry him if it were not for the fact that she is a har...

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Funny story: The Ratings For "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Are Shooting Through The Roof (No Pun Intended)

The Ratings For "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Are Shooting Through The Roof (No Pun Intended)

WASILLA - Sarah Palin has literally struck gold with her Alaskan based reality show. TLC Network executives are boasting that Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska is beating out top shows such as CSI: Las Vegas, Modern Family, Mafia Cake Boss, The Jersey S...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: Yes, I Could Beat Obama In 2012!

Sarah Palin: Yes, I Could Beat Obama In 2012!

In an upcoming chat with Barbara Walters, something Walters stated she had quit doing two years ago, former Vice Presidential candidate and Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin says that she could beat Obama in the 2012 election. The segment will come as...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Lead to Drinking by Palin's Increased Fame

Spoof Writer Lead to Drinking by Palin's Increased Fame

Washington - A local Spoof writer, UWGB-Beek, has reported that he can't take the reality of America's obsession with Sarah Palin, so he is hiding in basement with a keg of Coors and carton of Paul Mauls until America wakes from its stupidity. "I...

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Funny story: The Reasons Barbara Bush Wants Sarah "Snowflake" Palin To Keep Her Tea Bagging Tush Up In Alaska

The Reasons Barbara Bush Wants Sarah "Snowflake" Palin To Keep Her Tea Bagging Tush Up In Alaska

HOUSTON - Barbara Bush, the wife of the 41st president of the United States, George H.W. Bush has stated publicly that she does not really care for the cartoon antics of Sarah Palin. Mrs. Bush, who is 85, has stated that when it comes down to 'in...

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Funny story: Citizen Palin Did WHAT In The Woods? - Please Don't Ask/Don't Tell The Wildlife

Citizen Palin Did WHAT In The Woods? - Please Don't Ask/Don't Tell The Wildlife

NINILCHIK, ALASKA - There's an old, tried and true, bit of in-the-political-domain wisdom that has long been the rock solid alter on which many a Republican tea-bagger has laid their somewhat less than laurel-like wreath, so to speak. "Never get caught in bed with a dead woman, or a live man." Or, for the more exotic and/or totally free-thinking, hell bent for all the marbles in and out of t...

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Funny story: Interesting Non-Nude Excerpts From Sarah Palin's New Book, "America By Heart, Russia By My House"

Interesting Non-Nude Excerpts From Sarah Palin's New Book, "America By Heart, Russia By My House"

WASILLA - Sarah Louise Palin, the former governor of Alaska who resigned the job that the voters of the Iceberg State voted her to do, has finally revealed the real reasons why she resigned her governorship. She stated that she resigned so that sh...

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Funny story: Palin to take over for Oprah

Palin to take over for Oprah

A "slip of the lip" at a recent after show party being held by Dancing with the Stars gave some insight to the future plans of Sarah Palin. The party, which was held at Chuck E. Cheese's on Gunhill Road in the Bronx, has become a tradition since t...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Fired From Linda Lovelace Movie, Sarah Palin To Step Into Role

Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Fired From Linda Lovelace Movie, Sarah Palin To Step Into Role

Lindsay Lohan was summarily dismissed as the actress portraying Porn Legend, Linda Lovelace yesterday. Apparently the production could no longer put off shooting dates to accommodate Ms. Lohan. "We were more than patient with, and were behind, Lin...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Announces That She Will Be Running For President In 2012

Bristol Palin Announces That She Will Be Running For President In 2012

HOLLYWOOD - The seasons Dancing With The Stars dancing sensation Bristol Palin has just announced that due to her tremendous new-found popularity she has decided to run for president of the United States in 2012. Bristol said that her dance partne...

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Funny story: Palin Could 'Defeat Obama' in 2012

Palin Could 'Defeat Obama' in 2012

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sarah Palin says she is seriously considering a run for the White House, and she believes she could beat President Obama in 2012. Obama did have a retort. "Yeah," said Obama. "She can bring the rain. In fact, she can bring th...

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Funny story: The Word On The Frozen Streets Of Wasilla, Alaska Is That Now Willow "The Pillow" Palin Might Soon Be Hearing The Pitter Patter Of Little Feet

The Word On The Frozen Streets Of Wasilla, Alaska Is That Now Willow "The Pillow" Palin Might Soon Be Hearing The Pitter Patter Of Little Feet

WASILLA, Alaska - Well as if all of the anti-gay twittering fiasco wasn't enough to give "Mama Grizzly" Palin an upset stomach now comes word from an inside source that her 16-year-old daughter Willow Palin isn't exactly sure if she will be passing t...

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