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Funny story: When Irish Spies Are Smiling

When Irish Spies Are Smiling

Dublin - (Mata Hari Mess): A KGB scam using Irish ID theft in the Anna Chapman espionage saga has led to the expulsion of a Russian diplomat. Dim-Eatery Rasputin from the legation in Dublin has been ordered back home following the discovery of fra...

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Funny story: 'UFO behind Kaczynski plane crash' seen menacing Moscow Airport days before terror attack

'UFO behind Kaczynski plane crash' seen menacing Moscow Airport days before terror attack

Moscow - (Pie-in-the-Sky): The craft was first seen in Russian airspace at the April 2010 downing of a Tupolev Tu-154 that claimed the lives of the Polish president and his entourage. Last week's reports of its Moscow fly-past were hurriedly withd...

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Funny story: Aleksander Meerkat Found Dead at Moscow Airport

Aleksander Meerkat Found Dead at Moscow Airport

Entrepreneur, Aleksander Meerkat has been found to be a victim of the Moscow airport bombing today. This would come as quite a shock to many people around the world, not least to his hundreds, if not thousands of brothers, sisters and cousins. It...

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Funny story: Was Vincent Tabak spying for the Russians? Tanja Morson denies all knowledge!

Was Vincent Tabak spying for the Russians? Tanja Morson denies all knowledge!

Bristol - (Hexed-Files): The American financial analyst is still in a state of shock following widespread news coverage of her boyfriend's arrest. Friends of Morson's at work said today that Tabak, a highly qualified architectural engineer, 'may...

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Funny story: Alexander Meerkat Signs For Chelsea FC

Alexander Meerkat Signs For Chelsea FC

In transfer news Chelsea have rocked the football world and signed Alexander Meerkat for an undisclosed fee. Alexander, 4, from somewhere quite cold, is probably best known for the hilarious adverts where loads of his friends appear and make funny no...

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Funny story: Russia to hang up Iron Curtain again after Moscow airport attacks!

Russia to hang up Iron Curtain again after Moscow airport attacks!

Russia is paying an expensive price after the devolution of its ruthless "Iron Curtain" empire. After being forced into giving independence to most of its satellite states and leaving them in the lurch, many terrorist groups in such countries are...

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Funny story: Russian spies arrested in European Bank for Deconstruction & Embezzlement police probe

Russian spies arrested in European Bank for Deconstruction & Embezzlement police probe

London - (Gotcha! News): Four high-ranking Russians have been stripped of diplomatic immunity following a major police bust of the EU's flagship gravy train. Russia's Economic Embezzlement Ministry board representative Yelena Kotova was named toda...

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Funny story: The Secret of Happiness?

The Secret of Happiness?

It's official. The happiest people on earth are in the small independent province of Paxovia in Russia. It is so safe there that doors are left unlocked, car keys can be left in the ignition and if you lose your wallet or purse it will be returned to you within hours or still be in the place you left it. I went there to find out for myself. As soon as I arrived in Solacia the capital, I was am...

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Funny story: Wikileaks Document Purports To Show That Sarah Palin Was Actually Born In Russia

Wikileaks Document Purports To Show That Sarah Palin Was Actually Born In Russia

CHICAGO - Wikileaks has just released a blockbuster document which appears to show a copy of Sarah Palin's actual birth certificate. The document, which is listed as Classified BC-00329, has a photo attached to it. The photo shows that it is a cop...

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Funny story: "Obama Is So Totally a Communist" says Former USSR Vetaran

"Obama Is So Totally a Communist" says Former USSR Vetaran

WASHINGTON, D.C. - At a press conference outside his home, Mikhail Gobachev agreed with American thinking. "Obama is definitely a commie," he said. "Oh yes. He hasn't killed millions, but yes a communist." He pointed out facts about the new hea...

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Funny story: Royal Mail to be sold to Russians

Royal Mail to be sold to Russians

The Queens head looks set to disappear from UK stamps as the Ruskies are about to buy the Royal Mail. The famous UK icon looks set to be replaced as the government admits 'We need the cash.' With world economies also struggling for cash the Royal...

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Funny story: Russia Wins the World Cup in 2018

Russia Wins the World Cup in 2018

In an amazing turn of events, Russia, who will be the hosts of the World Cup in 2018, will be the overall winners. It has yet to be decided who the losing finalists will be. FIFA have announced that the competition is not a fix, and that Russia wi...

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Funny story: Tit for Tat in Moscow

Tit for Tat in Moscow

President Putin has warned Britain that expelling alleged Russian spy Ekatrina Zatuliveter would bring a tat for her tits. The sexy research assistant of Liberal Democrat M.P. Vladimir Hardcock has been sending the latest inside news on the in-fig...

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Funny story: Katia Zatuliveter Agrees To Appear In PlayGuy's Edition of 'Nude Women Spies of Russia'

Katia Zatuliveter Agrees To Appear In PlayGuy's Edition of 'Nude Women Spies of Russia'

LONDON - Katia Zatuliveter who has been arrested and charged with being a Russian spy has agreed to pose in a nude layout for PlayGuy magazine. Zatuliveter will appear in a magazine spread titled, Nude Women Spies of Russia. The article will also...

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Funny story: Whornet's nest of randy Russian interns 'has penetrated House of Commons'

Whornet's nest of randy Russian interns 'has penetrated House of Commons'

London - (Reuterus): A police sting op has uncovered dozens of nubile Russian mata haris in the Palace of Westmonster. Described as a veritable horny - er...whornet's! - nest of espionage it's full of blonde, leggy sirens prone to wearing expensi...

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Funny story: Shock: Russian Spy Revelation Rocks Nation

Shock: Russian Spy Revelation Rocks Nation

A Russian spy has been sensationally outed as a part time librarian, this week. Yettislev Moyokovich, 36, is one of Russia's most famed agents, but in a shocking twist to the usual format of covert operative revelations, he has been discovered hol...

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Funny story: Ex-Newcastle Manager Chris Hughton was Russian spy

Ex-Newcastle Manager Chris Hughton was Russian spy

Newcastle United have parted company with manager Chris Hughton having labelled him a Championship standard equal opportunities Russian spy who just happened to have a done a pretty damn good job. The Premiership club says its fears over his dupli...

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