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Funny story: Robert Pattison Hospitalized With Descolada

Robert Pattison Hospitalized With Descolada

Several people close to actor Robert Pattinson say they can now discus the strange behavior of actor Robert Pattinson after he finally agreed that something was wrong and he entered the Mays Hospital in Atlanta that specializes in unique and unusual...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart speak out about number of Spoof Stories about them on the internet.

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart speak out about number of Spoof Stories about them on the internet.

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been speaking out about the number of poofs on the internet, sorry that should have been Spoofs. Pattinson speaking from Kent in England from the film set of his latest Movie BEL AMI, Pattinson said "Kri...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson 'Fled' USA To Arrange Blackpool Wedding

Robert Pattinson 'Fled' USA To Arrange Blackpool Wedding

According to our sources, reports of Robert Pattinson fleeing the USA after some terrible row with love interest Kristen Stewart are terribly misguided. We were told that Rob was in a hurry to depart the USA simply because he was hurrying to Black...

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Funny story: Pattinson And Stewart To Star In Another Pointless Remake

Pattinson And Stewart To Star In Another Pointless Remake

Forget Brangelina, Hollywood's new kids on the block Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been earmarked by Janus Film Productions Inc to star in yet another pointless remake. Janus Films is hoping to start production of a pointless remake of...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart To Tie The Knot In Blackpool

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart To Tie The Knot In Blackpool

Our Fylde Coast correspondent Duncan Whitebait has just informed us that Hollywood teen idols Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to tie the knot in Blackpool. According to Duncan, the Twilight star once holidayed in Blackpool as a child...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to make new Dr Who Movie

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to make new Dr Who Movie

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart are being considered for a new Dr Who Movie called Davros and The Daleks invade earth. Pattinson is to play Dr Who and Stewart is to be his assistant. Previous Dr Who Movies included Dr Who And the Daleks and...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Achieves The Impossible

Robert Pattinson Achieves The Impossible

Actor Robert Pattinson was on "The Today Show" yesterday morning at Rockefefeller Plaza where he was completely surrounded by teenage girls. Pattinson, who was there to talk to the early morning news crew about his new movie that's coming out, "Re...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson receives script for new Vampire Movie

Robert Pattinson receives script for new Vampire Movie

Robert Pattinson has been sent a copy of a script for a new Vampire Movie called Vampires also die.. Pattinson is considering taking the part of a Vampire in the film which is set in Transylvania. The story concerns a family of Vampires the mother...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and the Bigfoot Film Controversy

Robert Pattinson and the Bigfoot Film Controversy

Mr Magoo is so short sighted that the last time he went to the cinema he thought a woman at the other end of the hall carrying a white fur coat in front of her arms was the ice cream lady. Magoo's grandson Four Eyes Magoo is equally blind as a bat, i...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to make Romeo & Juliet Movie

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to make Romeo & Juliet Movie

Robert Pattinson & Kirsten Stewart are to make a new Movie version of Romeo & Juliet according to the latest news coming from Hollywood. The last well known version of Romeo & Juliet was the 1996 Movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Clai...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart meet the wise woman

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart meet the wise woman

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart took a flight to London yesterday after someone advised them to check TheSpoof.com and read the magazine article about the wise woman. The Wise Woman lives in London in Trafalgar Square and feeds the pigeons...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart visit Eskimos in Alaska

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart visit Eskimos in Alaska

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart visited Eskimos in Alaska yesterday as part of a plan to see if everybody in the World knew who they were. After speaking to dozens of Eskimos in their Igloos it became quite clear in fact 100% clear Eskimos...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Who are you?

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Who are you?

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart who are you seems to be the question asked by most people in Scotland. We done surveys in Edinburgh and Glasgow and 90% of people over 40 did not know who they were. For people who said they did not know who...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Arrested For Indecent Exposure!

Robert Pattinson Arrested For Indecent Exposure!

Hollywood star Robert Pattinson was at the wrong place at the wrong time last night and wound up calling a friend to come down to the police station where he was seated in front of the police sergeant's desk. "At least I didn't have to go into a c...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Catches Kristin Stewart & Taylor Lautner In The Sack Together

Robert Pattinson Catches Kristin Stewart & Taylor Lautner In The Sack Together

Robert Pattinson was very upset last night when he changed his plans and unexpectedly went into "The Sack" and found his On/Off again girlfriend having a veggie sandwich with Twilight co-star , Taylor Lautner, according to witnesses. "What are you...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Cheryl Cole In Discussions Over 'Pretty Woman 2'

Robert Pattinson And Cheryl Cole In Discussions Over 'Pretty Woman 2'

It appears that the real reason for Brit chanteuse Cheryl Cole's visit to LA is not that she wants to escape the hullabaloo surrounding husband Ashley's infidelities, but rather that she can join in discussions over a sequel to 'Pretty Woman' The...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson quits "Breaking Dawn"

Robert Pattinson quits "Breaking Dawn"

Twilight Heart-throb Robert Pattinson, has just announced that he will NOT be signing up for the last instalments of the twilight saga, due to the "tension" on set. He claims that he and his co-stars, have too much bitterness among each other, and th...

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