Showing:

Funny satire stories about Republicans

Try another search?

Funny story: Republicans Reveal Low Cost Prayer Based Health Care Plans

Republicans Reveal Low Cost Prayer Based Health Care Plans

Washington DC (AP) Following the lead of Representative Virginia Foxx (Nutjob-NC) who introduced successful legislation to ban any federal education assistance from being used to teach abortion techniques in medical schools, the social conservative a...

Read full story
Funny story: Glenn Beck Promises He Will Run For President If He Can Get His Uncontrollable Crying Under Control

Glenn Beck Promises He Will Run For President If He Can Get His Uncontrollable Crying Under Control

FARGO, North Dakota - Glenn Beck was in town visiting the largest Plastic Fruit Museum in the entire world even larger than the one located in Shizzleville, Upper Shambutu in Africa. He was asked by a reporter for iRumors about the rumor that he i...

Read full story
Funny story: Embarrassed: RNC Admits Embryonic Stem Cell Effort to Clone Reagan

Embarrassed: RNC Admits Embryonic Stem Cell Effort to Clone Reagan

WASHINGTON DC (AP) In a press release issued late last night, the Republican National Committee confirmed rumors that it had been engaged in a covert embryonic stem cell research effort. According to the press release, the goal of the secret project...

Read full story
Funny story: Sarah Palin Says: I Will Only Run If America Truly Wants Me

Sarah Palin Says: I Will Only Run If America Truly Wants Me

Sarah Palin stepped out of her new mansion in a Phoenix subdivision yesterday, accompanied by her 40 new staffers. In her yard is a newly erected podium complete with American flag, weather proof microphone and teleprompter. Still, the former Governo...

Read full story
Funny story: Republicans Introduce Inflatable Candidate

Republicans Introduce Inflatable Candidate

With the election of 2012 sneaking up next year, Republicans have introduced a new candidate that they feel confident about. Named "Paul Inflate", the presidential candidate is an inflatable doll that only takes two minutes to blow up. "I am...

Read full story
Funny story: Michele Bachmann Said "Something" Intelligent

Michele Bachmann Said "Something" Intelligent

An inside source on Capital Hill claims that during the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence Michele Bachman said "something" intelligent. There is no word on exactly what she said and apparently both members of her own staff, and members...

Read full story
Funny story: President Obama Caves In to the Republicans

President Obama Caves In to the Republicans

CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - Last night, President Obama announced to the public that he had prevented the government shutdown. ""The American people have been told the agreement contains both historic and painful cuts. Yes, some of the cu...

Read full story
Funny story: Boehner Refuses to Cut Funding to Congressional Tanning Salon

Boehner Refuses to Cut Funding to Congressional Tanning Salon

Washington D.C.- While the battle over budget cuts continues to wage in the capital today, House Leader John Boehner has made one thing clear, "the private congressional tanning salon IS NOT on the chopping block." In a heated discussion with Pres...

Read full story
Funny story: Arizona Law Makes English the Official Texting While Driving Language

Arizona Law Makes English the Official Texting While Driving Language

Phoenix, AZ - The Arizona Legislature today overwhelmingly passed the "English Only Texting While Driving" law. The new state law would make it illegal in Arizona to text in any language other than English while operating motor vehicles on state...

Read full story
Funny story: Animal Rights Protesters Demand Republicans and Democrats Change Mascot

Animal Rights Protesters Demand Republicans and Democrats Change Mascot

Washington D.C.- Hundreds of Thousands of protesters converged on Washington this week filling the Capitol Mall and monuments. "We demand the Republicans and Democrats choose new Mascots, they do not embody the fine qualities of Donkeys and Eleph...

Read full story
Funny story: Huckabee Doesn't Heart The Oscars

Huckabee Doesn't Heart The Oscars

Potential 2012 Presidential candidate Mick Huckabee has criticised Oscar winner Natalie Portman for glamourising single motherhood, saying that the Black Swan star was misleading the American public about the difficulties of having children outside m...

Read full story
Funny story: President Obama Tells GOP He's Prepared to Cut Beer Conferences & Free Hemorrhoid Cream From National Budget

President Obama Tells GOP He's Prepared to Cut Beer Conferences & Free Hemorrhoid Cream From National Budget

President Barack Obama has sent word that, as a compromise to the Republicans, he will show 'good faith' and agree to dump his beer conferences from the national budget. "That will save nearly half a million dollars but you will have to deal with...

Read full story
Funny story: GOP Punts to Obama, Obama Punts to GOP, Washington Constipated!

GOP Punts to Obama, Obama Punts to GOP, Washington Constipated!

It seems that neither the Democrats nor the Republicans want to be the first to cut any entitlement programs so it is now understood (as most already knew) that this is all about politics, not the care of the nation. "I wish we had at least one po...

Read full story
Funny story: Republican Research Shows: Sarah Palin is Related to Ronald Reagan's Chimp Bonzo!

Republican Research Shows: Sarah Palin is Related to Ronald Reagan's Chimp Bonzo!

Gnome, Alaska - Conservative dunk tank The P-U Chairitable trust today announced a new research report that puts Sarah Palin in the Ronald Reagan family tree. At least, that is if you count Bonzo the Chimp. "DNA testing of Sarah and Bonzo's hair...

Read full story
Funny story: Republicans Repeal Obama-backed Plan to Stop Supervillain From Taking Over New York

Republicans Repeal Obama-backed Plan to Stop Supervillain From Taking Over New York

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Metropolitian Protection and Supervillain Offence Act, signed into law a year ago, has been repealed by all Republicans. The law, which would offer aid and protection in case any major urban area were to come under attack by...

Read full story
Funny story: Republicans and Democrats hold a Beer-partisan Meeting at the White House

Republicans and Democrats hold a Beer-partisan Meeting at the White House

Washington DC: A bipartisan meeting of Republican and Democratic lawmakers occurred in the Oval Office today. President Obama wanted to take advantage of the new "era of good feeling" and compromise exhibited by the mixed seating arrangements during...

Read full story
Funny story: House Republicans Pursue, Launch Frenzied Attack On Health Care Bill

House Republicans Pursue, Launch Frenzied Attack On Health Care Bill

Washington D.C. - As President Barack Obama presided over a dignified state visit by Chinese President Hu Jintao at the White House, House Republicans over at the Capitol Building today showed an unusually high degree of blood lust as they went for t...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more