In a remarkable move by the Vatican, the Pope has recognised that Jesus (henceforth known as "human Jesus") may not be the only son of God. Recently released Vatican documents show that God may have sent Jesus-like figures to spread the word to other...
Cardinal Edward Egan will be allowed to slink off into the shadows of retirement after pushing papers from one side of his desk to the other during a lifetime as priest, bishop nand Cardinal. Most big city archdiocesan leaders are begged by the Vatic...
Vatican City - Rumours are circulating here in the Holy square mile that the pope has finally "had it up to here with those Islamic fundamentalists and their extremist teachings." According to a reliable witness we met on the banks of the Tiber, j...
Tony Blair has sensationally turned his back on his quest to become Pope, in order to return to public office within the Gordon Brown's beleaguered government. "The one-eyed Scottish idiot is making a real hash of things", smirked a jubilant Tony...
VATICAN CITY - President Obama isn't the only one being distracted with income tax problems. Rumors are circulating that Pope Benedict XVI may be forced from his papacy over tax issues, while, he was Archbishop of Munich and Freising. German autho...
There were scenes of mayhem and chaos at a special Papal event held in the Vatican Hotel today, resulting in riot police being called, but more seriously, the Pope being called........being called terrible names, that is. It appears that the Pope...
Pope Benedict XVI says Jews are making "too big a deal" out of his decision to lift the excommunication of Bishop Richard Williamson, a Holocaust denier. "Jesus," the pontiff gutturally complained in German, "these constant gripers about Roman C...
As church official in charge of the Office of the Holy Inquisition the German cardinal Ratzinger was infamous for his reactionary theology and really mean deeds on behalf of traditionalist Catholicism. He alienated and excommunicated brilliant progre...
Pope Benedict today cricised Father Gerhard Wagner for 'not being a good National Socialist'. This follows the priest's controversial comments about New Orleans, as he'd said 'Well, all those people getting up to iffiness in their private lives, i...
President Barack Hussein Obama will now be known as St. Barack the First. Pope Benedict announced the Beatification this morning in a press conference from the Vatican. This is an unusual move as, traditionally, new saints must first be dead. Th...
The Church of Scientology, founded by the late Science Fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, proved themselves to be the richest religious organization in the world by purchasing Vatican City from the Catholic Church. The group who bases their beliefs...
A survey by the Universidad de Roma found that American Priests do not follow Catholic norms. While the Catholic ministers from the United States seem to be constatntly in the news for their sexual exploits and conquests of little boys, the average...
Vatican City - (Cum-Fly-With-Me! Mess): The Pope has waded into the 'Miracle on the Hudson' controversy and blamed it on a punitive Act of God for rampant Gay Mile High Club shenanigans. "I haf seen ze 1980 movie Airplane! zo I know vot I am talk...
Rome - (Holy Ass Mess): NATO's top Professor of Diabolical Parasitology has asserted the global secular view that Pope 'Joe the Plumber' Ratzinger is clinically nuts. Prof V Smart says the Pope's latest attempts to demonize women by claiming the d...
In a surprise statement from the Vatican, the Pope has declared that Christmas will now in future be celebrated on 1st December. Three wise men noticed a heavenly alignment of Venus, Jupiter and a crescent moon at the beginning of last month as a...
Il Papa profesori, the kinder, gentler Inquisitor Ratzinger has decided to make a clean breast of it before the new year. The target of his mea culpa is astronomer and physicist Galileo Galilei. This is the 500 year anniversary of his telescopic...
On Monday, Pope Benedict XVI was reported as saying that the importance of saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behaviour is equally as important as halting the rampant destruction of the world's rainforests. He went on to say that human...
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