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Funny story: Brothers Bungle In Burger Burglary

Brothers Bungle In Burger Burglary

BOSTON, Mass.-It seems that two brothers who were hungry past their dinner, ventured out to obtain some burgers, but finding every major burger joint closed, chose instead to buy hamburger meat at a local supermarket, that they thought was still open...

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Funny story: Terrorist Plot to Blow Up American Microbreweries Foiled; Then Officials and Authorities Foiled

Terrorist Plot to Blow Up American Microbreweries Foiled; Then Officials and Authorities Foiled

PORTSMOUTH, N.H. - Police and federal agents descended on Smuttybutt Brewery on Heritage Avenue in Portsmouth today, as part of a nationwide sting aimed at apprehending the mostly Egyptian terrorists who have infiltrated a number of regional and nati...

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Funny story: Police to be Issued with Handbags

Police to be Issued with Handbags

Following in the footsteps of Hero Granny, Ann Timpson, 71 the Police are being issued with red handbags with which to deal with criminals. Ann took on four sledgehammer wielding jewel thieves in Northampton with shouts of 'Stop It!' and landed se...

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Funny story: Police Force Issues Cost Saving Guidelines

Police Force Issues Cost Saving Guidelines

As police forces all across the country frantically scramble about to save money, one Scottish force has come up with a novel way of avoiding financially damaging law suits. Police officers in the Lothian and Borders area have been given guidance...

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Funny story: Sussex cops gave Jordan a police escort

Sussex cops gave Jordan a police escort

Surrey police were under fire yesterday for providing glamour model Jordan with a road block. Glamour model Jordan who normally is no shrinking violet in being snapped by the paparazzi asked an aide to see if the police could give her an escort.

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Funny story: Midsomer Murders: Barnaby Farewell Blighted by Family Row

Midsomer Murders: Barnaby Farewell Blighted by Family Row

Millions of viewers will tune in to tonight's Midsomer Murders to watch Chief Inspector Tom Barnaby's final case unaware that a family row has almost wrecked the farewell celebrations. Barnaby is retiring from Causton CID after umpteen years inves...

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Funny story: Police Crime Website Poses Problems

Police Crime Website Poses Problems

A controversial website appears to have been hacked into by cyber criminals. When In Seine News researched the level of crime in the surrounding streets of a pub in Shrewsbury, he found, first of all, that there was no page - which seems to imply...

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Funny story: Revenge of The Plod

Revenge of The Plod

If you go down to Clifton Woods today you are sure of a big surprise. The Plod is there to check and compare the clues that they have already bodged now that Vincent is in the slammer. The Plod have botched both DNA and other circumstantial evidence. Coppers have plodded in their size 10s all over the garden in Cannynge Road and have churned up the mud withpolice issue boots and have put up lo...

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Funny story: Jo Yeates Murder Suspect: Defence Lawyer Appointed

Jo Yeates Murder Suspect: Defence Lawyer Appointed

Staunch supporters in the Netherlands have made vast financial donations toward ensuring Vincent Tabak is properly represented in court. Outrageous comedian, Jimmy Carr, who practiced law for 12 years before becoming Britain's best loved comedian...

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Funny story: Jo Yeates: Suspect Sent Up The River

Jo Yeates: Suspect Sent Up The River

Statements released to the press today confirmed that Jo Yeates suspect Vincent "the jackal" Tabak has been moved from HMP Hoarefield, "up the river" to HMP Gloucster. The Home Office today issued a brief press release: "The suspect in questio...

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Funny story: Jo Yeates Murder Suspect: Trial Could Be Held At Hague

Jo Yeates Murder Suspect: Trial Could Be Held At Hague

Brussels was today a hive of activity amid reports that Jo Yeates Suspect Vince "the jackal" Tabak could be tried at the Hague. The announcement caused shock and disbelief across the British media this evening. Information is very scarce at the...

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Funny story: Jo Yeates Murder: Police Determined To Make Charges Stick

Jo Yeates Murder: Police Determined To Make Charges Stick

Following the recent arrest of Jo Yeates murder suspect Vincent Tabak, accusations of case mismanagement and suspect intimidation have been levelled at the Police force. Reports suggest the police have done everything they can to ensure Tabak is p...

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Funny story: Free Love for Police

Free Love for Police

In an astonishing statement Signus Snoop, up until now the secret trainer of under the covers Police spies, lay out his support for free love. 'You can't poke around in these organisations, devoted to promiscuity, without having a bit of it yourse...

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Funny story: Camden Loses 200 Police, Afraid Drug Lords Will Take Over Like in Mexico!

Camden Loses 200 Police, Afraid Drug Lords Will Take Over Like in Mexico!

Camden, New Jersey has had to lay off about half of it's police force due to budget cuts while citizens fear to go out. Also, a good part of the fire fighters were also laid off. "After that vote yesterday where the judge said that he would not...

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Funny story: Jo Yeates Murder: Man Arrested After Confession

Jo Yeates Murder: Man Arrested After Confession

Police investigating the murder of Jo Yeates in Bristol have arrested a 32-year-old man after receiving evidence from eyewitnesses who said that he had confessed to friends that he liked eating mozzarella, tomato and pesto pizza from Tesco. The ma...

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Funny story: Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!

Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!

A group of pigeon drug couriers has been caught "pigeon-footed" delivering drugs to Colombian prisons. Regular flights from the Colombian coca fields to the prison were no problem for the pigeons, they're all "Homeys". The only problem was that t...

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Funny story: Green Hornet Actor Caught in Sting Operation!

Green Hornet Actor Caught in Sting Operation!

Eddie Furlong, who has a role in the new Green Hornet movie, has been arrested for getting too close to his ex-wife and violating a court ordered restraining order. After several complaints from Furlong's former wife, Rachael Kneeland, the police...

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